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cognitive, to linux in Red Hat refuses Alma's CVE patches to CentOS Stream; says "no customer demand"

Alma should use this as advantage for them. Now market it as “Alma Linux is more secure than RHEL”.

ninjan, to piracy in Rockstar selling you cracked copies on Steam

I love the implication here, that they don’t have the proper source (or skills left in the company) such that they can remove the DRM which doesn’t play nice themselves so they rely on a cracked copy of the game instead. Been quite a bit of news lately about how game companies have failed to keep the original source code for their games. Diablo 2, the Transformers games etc and those from active companies, there’s bound to be 1000s of games where the source is lost due to publishers closing down studios.

lugal, to memes in Left, right, left

Relatable

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

I know right. This is so me.

SuckMyWang, to memes in Left, right, left

Should be another panel on this

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

Yes, to the left of the first panel to be precise.

Lichtblitz,

Maybe the scene is set in the UK.

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

Ok, but then the title should change. We need to be strict here.

SuckMyWang,

Road safety is no joke. Even in meme form it needs to be taken seriously.

mexicancartel,

Or in other countries which were under britain

Knusper,

Or just make it a GIF, for when you’re trying to cross during rush hour…

ShaunaTheDead, to memes in Left, right, left
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

It's crazy that we gave away so much real estate to cars like in this cartoon and how we let the auto industry start blaming pedestrians for getting hit by cars rather than the other way around.

nudnyekscentryk, to memes in Left, right, left
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

never understood why kids are taught to look left twice. the first look is redundant because the second one updates your knowledge about the traffic situation anyway. just look right and left.

kernelle,

You’re presuming people are paying attention to everything all of the time, which they don’t. Humans need that extra level of redundancy to mitigate our own shortcomings. Also, we look twice right as well! Once while standing still, the second time instinctively when you’re already crossing in case something changed. Would you be required to do this 100% of the time? Probably not, but learning from a young age you can’t trust one look is good practice in more ways than one.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

You’re presuming people are paying attention to everything all of the time, which they don’t. Humans need that extra level of redundancy to mitigate our own shortcomings. Also, we look twice right as well! Once while standing still, the second time instinctively when you’re already crossing in case something changed. Would you be required to do this 100% of the time? Probably not, but learning from a young age you can’t trust one look is good practice in more ways than one.

No. I’m assuming they don’t — that’s why I see no point to look left first

kernelle,

Looking one time each way before crossing a road very clearly assumes you have seen every danger from one glance, otherwise you wouldn’t be confident in crossing the road.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

The point of the second look left factors in the uncertainty that creeps in when you look right and spend time on the decision making process. It doesn’t feel like much but a lot can and does at times happen in that moment. You also lose some focus on what was happening on the left side because you need to shift your attention to the right. It’s like a quick refresh because once the decision is made to cross you can’t always take it back. As for you assessment of it being redundant I get where you are coming from but it’s more of a percentage of effectiveness thing. The first look left might only add another 5-10% to the the accuracy but that’s where most the errors can be prevented

Flumsy,

You first look into the direction the cara are coming from (left in your case) and wait until you can cross the road. Then you check the other side just in case and while crossing the street, you look in the direction the cars are coming from again just in case something crazy happens.

If you look right first and then left, there night be cars coming from the left in which case you’d have to wait until they pass, then look right and then left while crossing the road. So your proposal would lead to one extra “looking to the side” if there happened to be a car coming.

Rodeo, to memes in Left, right, left

Gotta love the anti meme lmao

Zeppo, to memes in You Don't Surf
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

I support this but also, it could have just been a shirt announcing that the ocean exists.

ElectroVagrant,

The ocean exists??

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

No, it’s Big Water propaganda

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

The surf.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

The water--the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can't explain that. You can't explain it!

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

I bet the fucking moon did it. That big luminous asshole. I know it's up there plotting something.

Cheez,

Pssh, you believe in the moon?

NakariLexfortaine,

Did they not show you the documentary “Waterworld” in school?

The ocean exists, man, and people are out there fucking dying in that shit.

ElectroVagrant,

Yo wait, the ocean exists and it’s a world’s worth? I thought it was like, a mythological universe-spanning body!

fej, to memes in You Don't Surf
@fej@feddit.de avatar

I bet grandpa never was a blue collar worker, such a hypocrite.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

At least the kid is honest about his own white collar background.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Grandpa sent his five kids to college on a GM factory job, you take this shit back.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Not that Grandpa. That's John Bilderberg Rothschild.

sleepdrifter, to memes in You Don't Surf

We need a community for exactly this kind of content a la r/youdontsurf

jeffw,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

That community went to shit 5+ years ago. Used to be elaborate captioned videos, then it went to one line jokes that barely related to the picture

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I got a mod salty by announcing that the content has gone to shit. They were like, ‘why don’t you make something better’? My response was ‘my content would be shit too, that’s why you don’t see me posting it’.

nueonetwo, to memes in You Don't Surf

Is there a youdontsurf community yet?

SoftScotch, (edited )
@SoftScotch@lemmy.world avatar

If there isn’t, we better start one!

edit: /c/youdontsurf

MBM,

Tbh I don’t know if it’d be big enough to exist by itself

LunarVoyager,

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  • v_krishna,
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    Hahaha this guy/gal Santa Cruzes

    nueonetwo,

    I live in British Columbia, you don’t scare me with your story of drug addicts, hippies driving Subaru’s, and no chance of ever moving from my parents basement.

    DmMacniel, to memes in You Don't Surf

    could be a counter-strike surfer.

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    go long A

    Edgarallenpwn,
    @Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

    Kid can’t even telehop on skyworld

    slurpeesoforion, to memes in You Don't Surf

    That kid name? Charlie, of course.

    artisanrox, to memes in You Don't Surf
    @artisanrox@kbin.social avatar

    This has always been one of my favorites 🥰

    registrert, to lemmyshitpost in Surprise for the owner
    @registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

    Blame yourself when you get sat on, kitty. I’m always sorry in situations like that, but I refuse to be blamed no matter how unfairly treated you act.

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