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killeronthecorner, to comicstrips in It's election year
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

“Light hearted election joke” feels like an oxymoron at this point, but this really hit the spot!

praise_idleness, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

I wish my future child would send remote log for easy management.

timestamp hostname process level text
[DT] child1 shit WARNING child1 shat. Refresh diaper.
oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

If he ever sends a 404, hopefully he just returns on all fours.

bassomitron, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

It’s obvious they want you to just drive off the road or go into the other lane in reverse. I see no problem here.

derfl007,

But if you reverse, then you will stop for a short period of time…

bassomitron,

Only with that attitude!

piecat,

Damn you fundamental theorem of calculus!

onion,

Not if you drift

nilloc,

Specially, executing a perfect J-Turn would do it.

bionicjoey, (edited ) to comicstrips in xkcd #2886: Fast Radio Bursts

I think I found that Petroff article if anyone is interested: doi.org/10.48550/arXiv.1504.02165

mvirts, (edited )

For years I thought this settled the source of FRBs, from the headlines

Ilovethebomb,

And they knew it was terrestrial in origin, because only one dish picked it up, whereas if it was was of outerstellar origin, multiple sites would have received it.

moosetwin, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
javasux,

of them

MajorHavoc,
duviobaz,

wuggles

ignotum, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

No U turn, but it doesn’t disallow a & turn

marcos,

Wait… That & shape manages to end on the exact same direction it starts.

Deconceptualist,

Finally, all my gymkhana practice will pay off. Thanks, videogame version of Ken Block (RIP)!

aeronmelon, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”

MeDuViNoX, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who learns twelve before one through eleven?

Johanno,

Is twelve a number or a word?

Grippler,

There is only a distinction when written, when spoken everything is words.

Hupf,

It’s in a superposition of states until observed.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes

joemo,

The first few updates must have been riveting 😂.

LegionEris, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

You gotta do a secretory vesicle turn (looks like the open one!) where you swerve wildly off the road, circle around, blaze directly across the street at a right angle, then circle back onto the road heading the other direction. No stopping, no entering, and it’s technically not a U-turn.

otter,

Haven’t thought about secretory vesicles in a while, and this is a pretty unique context for them lmao

LegionEris,

It’s the shape my brain drew as I read those signs. It follows all the rules!

Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) to comicstrips in It's election year
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Only applies to black democrats.

Whitish-orange Republicans don’t have to worry about the constitution, if modern events tell us anything.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Trump was only elected president once. He qualifies to run again. unfortunately.

match, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@match@pawb.social avatar

Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

LazaroFilm, to comicstrips in xkcd #2886: Fast Radio Bursts
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

WOW!

mvirts,

😹

Pons_Aelius, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

If this was on the diskworld, it would be an auditor trap.

emergencyfood,

In the real world, it can be a Tesla trap.

Kase,

Oof

I’m honestly curious what the Tesla would do. Can a computer have an existential crisis?

aeronmelon,

Shift into neutral and promptly explode.

emergencyfood,

Run over the sign?

WagnasT, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED.

bss03,

Is that a stormlight archive reference?

TheActualDevil,

It’d be so much weirder if it wasn’t.

navi, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

This was my experience lately when visiting downtown Vancouver (Gastown) for parking. Like 3-4 signs per post that somewhat contradict each other on times of day for parking.

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