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Pons_Aelius, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

If this was on the diskworld, it would be an auditor trap.

emergencyfood,

In the real world, it can be a Tesla trap.

Kase,

Oof

I’m honestly curious what the Tesla would do. Can a computer have an existential crisis?

aeronmelon,

Shift into neutral and promptly explode.

emergencyfood,

Run over the sign?

moosetwin, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
javasux,

of them

MajorHavoc,
duviobaz,

wuggles

TWeaK, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

How do you count to twelve without knowing the other numbers?

WagnasT, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED.

bss03,

Is that a stormlight archive reference?

TheActualDevil,

It’d be so much weirder if it wasn’t.

praise_idleness, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

I wish my future child would send remote log for easy management.

timestamp hostname process level text
[DT] child1 shit WARNING child1 shat. Refresh diaper.
oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

If he ever sends a 404, hopefully he just returns on all fours.

match, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@match@pawb.social avatar

Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

MeDuViNoX, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who learns twelve before one through eleven?

Johanno,

Is twelve a number or a word?

Grippler,

There is only a distinction when written, when spoken everything is words.

Hupf,

It’s in a superposition of states until observed.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes

joemo,

The first few updates must have been riveting 😂.

otter, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition

Didnt’ forget this time!

Hopefully I did that correctly

antlion, to comicstrips in xkcd: Dubious Islands
@antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

XKCD is usually more astute. The lack of the Colorado River, and The Grand Canyon, is a glaring omission.

SoylentBlake,

“XKCD is usually more astute. The lack of the Colorado River, and The Grand Canyon, is a glaring omission.”

Does the Colorado cut off a land mass? I don’t think the Colorado even reaches the sea anymore, let alone psuesocleave apart a part of the continent.

That was a fun last sentence to say.

antlion,
@antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What could possibly cleave the continent more than the Grand Canyon? In many places it’s a barrier that can’t be crossed except by flight.

It’s a prominent river until Yuma, AZ, which is not too far from the Gulf of California. And even if the water doesn’t always flow, it forms the boundary between the Mexican states of Baja and Sonora.

CodeInvasion,

Yes, but you fail to understand the difference between a peninsula and a psuedo-island (a piece of land entirely surrounded by any body of water, artificial or manmade).

The Colorado River starts in Colorado is does not flow over the continental divide.

antlion,
@antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No river can be traced all the way up to a dividing ridge. As the contributing drainage area gets smaller it will be a stream, then creek, trickle, gulley, and by the time it’s on a mountain ridge it’s nothing.

CodeInvasion,

You would think so, but there is one river that happens to flow and split over the continental divide called North Two Ocean Creek. It’s the tiniest technicality that makes this map technically true.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Ocean_Pass

quindraco, to comicstrips in xkcd: Dubious Islands

Alt-text OP inexplicably refused to give us:

Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform ‘dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.’

Encromion,

Fun fact, that traverse gap separates the red river of the north from the MINNESOTA river - which eventually drains into the Mississippi. The Mississippi starts at Lake Itasca.

Fun fact #2, the Minnesota/Mississippi drains into the Atlantic via the Gulf, but the red river eventually drains into the Arctic Ocean via the Hudson Bay!

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Another fun fact; the Red River is very prone to spring flooding because it flows such a great distance north. The headwaters thaw out and start flowing while the river's outlet is still frozen over. Many cities and towns in Manitoba have dikes around them and turn into islands during the spring flood. Winnipeg has a flood diversion canal to guide the floodwaters past it each spring.

I think I just ran out of fun facts about Manitoba.

TheImpressiveX, to comicstrips in xkcd: Lying
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

Alt-text:

I was, at least at the start of this disastrous game night, your friend.

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