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NigelFrobisher, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Wait, his kids made this?

doggle,

Presumably his wife made it. Hopefully as a joke.

JasonDJ,

My kids would absolutely put “BJs” as a reward in my sticker chart.

But to them, BJs is the store I buy paper goods, frozen foods, and non-perishables at. I love that place.

MagnyusG,

naked hula dance by yours truly

I fukn hope not

Thteven, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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That man’s soul is screaming for help behind those eyes.

xor,

notice how his eyebrows have fallen out…

BoxerDevil, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Is it just me, or does he have a black eye

0x4E4F,
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It’s shopped.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh, to linuxmemes in Look at that fragmentation!

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  • KpntAutismus,

    one of the best anime i ever watched. might even start reading the manga.

    Assman, to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
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  • NielsBohron,
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    That’s actually a pretty good idea, although it’s not like a right-click on the desktop is really that much slower (assuming we’re taking about Windows)

    jaschen,

    Protip: Ctrl+Shift+Esc goes directly in without cluttering your toolbar.

    otter, to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

    Lol every time

    I know it’s just psychology (and any resource reallocation that happens when task manager opens) but it’s still funny

    dual_sport_dork,
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    I have totally caught malware checking to see if task manager is running, and cooling it until it is closed. Some cryptocurrency mining trojans do this. You can verify it by using a tool other than task manager, e.g. System Explorer or Process Hacker. Usually they’re not smart enough to poll for third party tools, so they’ll quiet down when only task manager is opened and not when you’re using any third party tools.

    knobbysideup, to lemmyshitpost in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
    @knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I thought I was just weird.

    Bleach7297,
    @Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

    Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean you aren’t weird.

    Ziglin, to memes in Let do this

    Well I’m afraid there’d be a lot of featureless stick men…

    ekZepp,
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    MinusPi,
    @MinusPi@yiffit.net avatar

    That’s fine imo. Photorealism isn’t necessary to tell a story

    wildcardology,

    The op pic isn’t photorealistic but I can’t still draw like that.

    Poxlox, to memes in Where is spork?

    Where grapefruit spoon?

    intensely_human, to memes in Where is spork?

    Actually, all of those are ikea spoons. You can tell by how weirdly shaped they are

    corsicanguppy, to memes in Not Me

    “everyday” = “mundane”

    “every day” = “daily”

    Here’s your tree.

    Etterra, to memes in Where is spork?

    Oh come on. Everybody knows that there is no spoon.

    VonCesaw, to memes in Where is spork?

    The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

    samus12345, to memes in Let me load it
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re making noise to fill the silence while they process what you said.

    fuckthepolice, to lemmyshitpost in Yes

    that looks so fucking comfortable

    explodicle,

    It’s one of those things they’re better at

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