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NaoPb, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Yup. I too have these dreams.

Usually I’m about to call someone but I keep pressing the wrong buttons.

Or I’m driving a car and I keep driving off the road.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Dreams are what happens if your brain is able to hallucinate without any feed back from reality.

In reality your phone works because there is a living board and software keeping the interaction confined to it’s inner possibilities. Your brain doesn’t have ways to allow for this internal logic and therefore interactions with software never go well.

Notice that is only slightly better in simulating other people. Faces are never consistent, but generally people logic is easier to stimulate, so other people are more convincing.

21Cabbage, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Trusty Brick)

Only time I ever saw a brick as a kid was when one came through the window of the trailer, had a note on it that read ‘cut yo grass’. That’s how they do it in the mobile homeowners association. Credit to a comedian by the name of Dusty Slay since that isn’t my joke.

Sombyr, to comicstrips in Phone no work

I have this recurring thing where I notice things like this when I’m dreaming, and it causes me to wake up in the middle of the night. Except I didn’t wake up. I dreamt that I woke up. Then I often fall back asleep again. I don’t wake up until something’s strong enough to wake me up twice.

Except sometimes when my body really doesn’t want to be awake, I’ll wake up a second time, then a third, then a fourth, and it just goes on forever until I’ve really overslept.

dukk,

Inception?

psud,

False awakenings are nuts

denast, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Reality check I developed is rolling eyes far up. If you close your eyelids and then roll the eyes, you can notice how it lifts them (the eyelids) up a little.

While in REM and actually seeing dreams, you retain eye control, so by rolling your eyes you open them up and effectively wake up.

This allows me to escape most nightmares, good stuff

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

ok but how do you manage to remember this when dreaming?

denast,

There is no way to “remember” it per-say, you could only somehow train it to be a subconscious habit, these transfer into dreams. Not sure how I did it with mine, I had developed it in childhood, but I do use this trick even in irl when I’m scared, as a reality check.

stoy, to memes in Great job

You are looking for the community called “TheRightCantMeme”

Oha, to memes in Great job

sounds like a sick timeline to live in

vzq, to memes in Great job

I get it! The joke is that borders are bad right?

crandlecan,

Ooooh! Of course!!

Taleya, to memes in Great job

Awesome

crandlecan, to memes in Great job

Heil Hitler, huh? Fucking reptards 🤮🤮 Just die already - thanks, the rest of the world

drbluefall, to memes in Great job
db2, to memes in Great job
kzhe, to memes in Great job

75% good… That’s acceptable.

Mr_Fish, to memes in Great job

I’m keen for next year, when I can look at memes without seeing shitty propaganda about another country’s politics.

vzq,

That’s never going to happen.

Facebones, to memes in Great job

Hey wait a minute where is the sea of righties that converge en masse every time a meme posts, bitching about all the political memes being posted, demanding political memes be banned and those meme creators start their own community?

Could it possibly be that those people are being disingenuous and are totally cool with political memes so long as they agree, and only want to ban the politics they don’t like?

SAY IT AIN’T SO

Decoy321, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Holy shit, Bob the Angry Flower is still alive and kicking! It’s been on the Internet for like 3 decades. I remember reading these on dialup modems.

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