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AlmightySnoo, to comicstrips in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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otter, to comicstrips in Woop! That was embarrassing!

I’m sitting on the bus giggling at this

The elephants face lol

sirico, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
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Ffs it’s missing a dimension

MaxHardwood,

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

ryannathans, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Best reality check is to pinch your nose shut with your fingers and then try to inhale. You can always inhale with a pinched nose in dreams

Kuruad,

This one never worked for me. My reality check is to count my fingers. In dreams i have a lot more than usual.

yeather, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Bad meme, id you want to dunk on the US find a better angle than obvious propaganda.

BradPittIsGod,

Not mine ;)

MolochAlter,

You not making it doesn’t make it not propaganda.

Arguably most times propaganda is spread are by people other than the authors.

FuryMaker, to memes in 2024, welcome!

No expectations, no disappointments.

NewAgeOldPerson,

Buddha bless you.

Raisin8659, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
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This seems like the opening of another horror movie…

hamburglar26,
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The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

NaibofTabr, (edited )

Furniture from SCP-3008

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Karlos_Cantana,
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You just caused me to make a fatal error.

devfuuu,

Cube.

NovaPrime, to comicstrips in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.

ch00f, to comicstrips in The evolution of...

There’s a great video explaining cartoon animal neckties: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWo5aUzJ4_c

TL;DR: It’s a shortcut that allows the animators to animate the body at a lower framerate than the head (like standing still and speaking).

feedum_sneedson, to comicstrips in Cats living together

Yeah this is a good example of a good internet comic. I like it, I am pleased, I enjoy.

jaybone,

May I rub your belly?

RubberElectrons, (edited ) to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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Having worked for the MTA on the subway system years back, I invite you all to remember that we built one of the very first subway systems in the world, definitely first in scale, knowing we’d make mistakes in implementation, along with a lot of successful ideas.

Everyone else learns from our mistakes, we gladly hosted the engineering team from Los Angeles and Bangkok when they wanted to share notes with us.

With almost 200miles/320km of public tracks, this is easily the most successful mass transit system internationally. "BuT gWaFiTi BaD :( "

Give it a rest, posers.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

One could make a similar post of a clean American city and European cities with graffiti everywhere.

Most all major cities have graffiti. I will say that I’m pretty surprised at the number of EU cities that have massive graffiti everywhere. The US has issues, but a lot of larger graffiti is limited to poorer, less-traveled or more inaccessible areas. EU? Huge graffiti right across shop fronts roll-down shutters on the Main Street. Surprising.

c0mbatbag3l,
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France is a shit hole compared to most US cities, and I’m VERY well traveled. Spain? Absolutely the opposite. Cleanest cities I’ve ever seen and some of the nicest architecture too.

This crap isn’t a monolith, and the US has plenty of good mass transportation systems.

RememberTheApollo_,

I’ve been to parts of Spain that have graffiti. Barcelona has plenty, Madrid is spotless - of course that depends on the part of town, too.

The point was that you can arrange pictures to look like whatever you want most of the time, not to actually criticize any one country.

BCsven,

Nope, first was UK with London Underground in 1863 (has 250 miles of track now) and 5th was USA is 1897.

www.oldest.org/geography/subway-systems/

RubberElectrons,
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Hi friend, please reread and note the caveat, “one of the very first”, which position number 5 certainly includes.

Also, a bit childish to want to rank systems based on creation date. If you feel like “losing”, please read on:

  • NYC total system length is about 800 miles (1.1km)
  • yearly ridership: 1.8bn rides
  • If we count the el’s (elevated rapid transit, which is still running), first ride was in iirc 1868.

But look, the important thing is that both our countries (presuming you live in the UK) have nice mass transit systems to keep cars off the roads. I look forward to visiting your country and riding its underground system at some point.

BCsven, (edited )

When somebody says one of the first it implies by time (and US was 30 years later. ) Thus why that link I posted rates them by creation date. If you had claimed by best subway by milage I would link to which one ranks them by order of mileage. If I feel like losing. LOL It isn’t a zero sum game we are playing, Just facts I linked. Sorry you feel so offended. Hope you have a good new year.

RubberElectrons,
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Most people wouldn’t respond to the question, “who was here first?” with “how much time has passed since you got here?”. Right?

BCsven,

Yeah, by saying first it would mislead people into thinking USA were pioneers, but they were actually fifth because it took USA longer to institute. Not judging, just saying…and it makes sense because UK has been a country with cities for thousands of years, while USA is relatively new…with a slower need to get people moved

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I understand what you’re saying, and I don’t agree. We’ll just leave it there 😎

qjkxbmwvz,

Parent said “one of,” not “the very first.” Wikipedia has US with 4 out of the first 10 metro stations en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metro_systems

Interesting to note is that some (all?) of those early metro systems are arguably more successful than the subsequent US systems.

BCsven,

The dates on that list skip over the countries from other web links of same data. maybe somebody forgot to add the others to this data

randomaccount43543, to comicstrips in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Love it! I hope more artists have fun with Mickey!

redcalcium, to comicstrips in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

mischief maker

No kidding, this mickey fella seems like a dick and animal abusers, and this is actually the censored version too, which means the original is even more brutal (I think they removed the part where mickey kicks the baby pigs).

reev,

He picks up the mother, shakes the babies off, one stays latched on and he kicks him off. Then he plays music on the mother’s teats.

jubilationtcornpone, to comicstrips in Sentient vacuum cleaners?

You’re already halfway to the plot of “The Brave Little Toaster.”

doppelgangmember, to comicstrips in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Public ownership:

_Mickey has joined the fight! ✊️

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