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HikingVet, to lemmyshitpost in Too late.

Click the link and a download wants to start, which, NOPE.

ace,
@ace@lemmy.ananace.dev avatar

People really have no love for JPEG-XL - though to be fair that’s mainly Google’s fault at the moment.

HikingVet,

This is an unknown download, so… FUCK THAT.

Nerorero, to lemmyshitpost in Not the couch!
@Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t understand. What couch peels???

eya,
@eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

leather couches

Nerorero,
@Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fake leather tho, right? I never had a leather couch that peels

eya,
@eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

fake leather or bad real leather

Anyolduser,

The term to look out for is “bonded leather”.

blanketswithsmallpox, to lemmyshitpost in Not the couch!

Autistic or asshole…

Him: Either way. Fuck. Yo. Couch.

CalicoJack,

Or ADHD. That shit will catch my attention every 17 seconds, the impulse is gonna win eventually.

proctonaut, to lemmyshitpost in Not the couch!

Probably a good sunburn buddy though.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I go out of my way to burn my friends so I can be there for them in this way

zakobjoa, to lemmyshitpost in Trebuchet.
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Trebuchet.

tubaruco,

Trebuchet.

Aremel,

Trebuchet?

tubaruco,

Trebuchet!

lefaucet, to lemmyshitpost in Trebuchet.

This went over my head

brbposting, to lemmyshitpost in Not the couch!

There have been multiple class action lawsuits over this. Looks like Ashley Furniture got away with it.

…lawsuits over the couches themselves, not @hoeglizzy’s behavior, of course.

ohlaph, to lemmyshitpost in Not the couch!

The progression of peeling intensifies.

DessertStorms, to memes in In the Italian kitchen
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

So my belly is yelling WANT but my brain can't help but think about how disgusting those pipes would be and now I don't want it so much anymore.. 😂

RootBeerGuy,
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Just like tap water you have to ensure a constant flow so bacteria cannot develop. You cannot half-ass the sgetti tap!

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in Trebuchet.
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Reject trebuchet, return to catapult

alquicksilver, to lemmyshitpost in Trebuchet.
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WarmSoda, to memes in In the Italian kitchen

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

Gork, to memes in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Or just buy a bidet spray. Simple to install, no waste of paper and you can control the angle without having to touch the crevices.

eletes,
@eletes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Bidet towel? Just clean the bottom real good and all you have to do is just pat-dry it. Am I going to meet more people who aren’t aware of this?

tryptaminev,

Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries.

Death_Equity,

You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

velox_vulnus, (edited )
  • The jet spray from a bidet removes shit thoroughly from the ass cracks. Since bidets are effective at cleaning, it should not leave any poop stains.
  • You don’t use them while sitting. After you’re done with ass-washing, you get up from the toilet seat and dry your butt.
  • You’re not supposed to rub it, unless you want a bloodied, dangling rectum. It is used to absorb water, because the debris has already been dealt with by the bidet.
  • People shit only once or twice per day. The towel is replaced after 12 hours, or sometime even after every use, so what’s exactly wrong with it?
  • It isn’t supposed to be shared. I mean, you wouldn’t share a hanky or a body towel with someone else, would you?
  • Most people from around the world, especially in Europe and Asia, do this, so it is normal?
  • Eco-friendly? No paper is being wasted. Also no jammed toilets.
joenforcer, (edited )

Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.

velox_vulnus, (edited )

I think you should give this a read. This should convince you to switch to a bidet towel. What I’m surprised about, is that you fail to see how regenerating forests is more difficult than regenerating water. It is very hard to repair the uprooted ecosystem. And no, new trees can not solve climate crisis. You can substitute an eco-friendly detergent. You can clean multiple bidet towels together. Forests, however, takes years to grow, changes in the eco-system can lead to ecological disturbances, and it has to be monitored carefully. This is not the case with water being contaminated with detergent - excess phosphates can cause eutrophication of algae.

SeducingCamel,

Hey man I know it’s generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you’re wrong

Karyoplasma,

I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

Death_Equity,

I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

variants,

I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

Kusimulkku,

You’re supposed to clean your ass first, my friend

variants,

im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha

Kusimulkku,

You could put the towel in the wash if you’re initially doing poor job of cleaning.

Simbomba,

Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

Potatos_are_not_friends,

My fancy bidet air dries.

I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

whereisk,

Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

Eufalconimorph,

You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

whereisk, (edited )

Woosh…

The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.

Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.

I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.

QueriesQueried,

Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

whereisk, (edited )

Lol.

“I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

“Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

Are you against scientific evidence?

I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

QueriesQueried,

Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷‍♂️

poppy,

I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.

Droechai,

You don’t have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.

Senseless,

There are several:

  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
  • EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

Potatos_are_not_friends,
thedirtyknapkin,

hmm, this is more like realizing your preferred language doesn’t have a word for a thing and deciding you want one.

asbestos,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, ISO fucks and I fuck with ISO

weker01, to memes in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

I find it scary that some people are afraid to do simple arithmetic and the most basic geometry…

KrummsHairyBalls,

Do you not see the made up measurements?

  • Mega Plus
  • Rolls
  • Double Plus
  • Super Mega
  • Regular

You’d have to sit there for 8 minutes converting all of the “measurements”, figure out how much is in each package, and then only after doing it for all rolls and brands, you’ll be able to compare.

Easy math, but takes time. No one said it’s hard. It’s just time consuming.

Alexstarfire,

There is no standard roll of toilet paper so it’s impossible to compare that way between brands. That’s why everyone says to look at how many square feet are in the package.

Surp, to memes in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

As much as I hate paper products check the total square footage and weight vrs price to help make your decision. It’s literally on the package.

spacesatan,

The only question that really matters for toilet paper is “texture”. If you have to start worrying about how much you’re spending on toilet paper get a bidet and a better diet.

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