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douglasg14b, to comicstrips in Oblivious
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask “Well?”

I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

tostiman,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It hurts just reading this

ben16w,

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Maybe she just want you to check out her new invisible tattoo, can’t be sure.

LordAmplifier,

It might’ve been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.

Kecessa,

Bruh 😐

Huschke,

Fuck, how is this so common? I thought I was the only being this dumb.

Sprokes,

Yes, it happened.

d0glantern, (edited )

This seems like the naked man move on How i met your mother.

https://youtu.be/9q4AEvzq7uo?feature=shared

Alexstarfire,

I went with “I’ve got boobs.”

Makeitstop, (edited ) to comicstrips in Oblivious

I remember the time that a friend of mine was lying on a bed, looking me in the eye and saying “fuck me” and I somehow missed the hint.

lowleveldata,

Tbf that’s kind of subtle

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

yeah, should be more straight instead.

like straddling them directly, instead just laying there with them, while saying it.

Huschke,
perviouslyiner,
bus_factor,

Maybe she’s Canadian and just being polite. You really can’t know.

blanketswithsmallpox,
Huschke,

Damn, this reminds me of what happened to me. A girl I had the biggest crush on was lying in bed and saying take your shirt off and come over here. Back then I was super self-conscious about my body so I said: “Haha, why? No, I don’t want to”.

Years later I realized what she meant.

ThatFembyWho,

A cute waitress once complimented my t-shirt.

I know exactly what you mean, I still regret not making a move

eestileib,

First time I was at a bath house this cute guy started talking to my and asked “so, are you a daddy?”

“Yeah! I’ve got two kids and they’re…”

danielfgom, to linux in Desktop icons not loading
@danielfgom@lemmy.world avatar

Backup and do a fresh install

excitingburp, to linux in Desktop icons not loading

Try running your file manager or something else that displays icons from the terminal, it may log error messages.

MNByChoice, to linux in Desktop icons not loading

Have you recently fixed another issue? Perhaps run out of disk space during an update?

Smorty,

Naw, I still have a good 100 GB left on my storage.

bbbhltz, to linux in Desktop icons not loading
@bbbhltz@beehaw.org avatar

Somehow it might be possible the adwaita-icon-theme package was removed and not reinstalled.

You could also try running dconf reset -f /org/gnome/ and rebooting to see if that helps.

wildbus8979, to linux in Desktop icons not loading

Try running update-icon-caches as root and restarting GNOME.

Smorty,

Maybe this package isn’t installed either, since I get some sort of error message: Usage: /usr/sbin/update-icon-caches directory [ … ] I tried assigning some directory to it like this: sudo update-icon-caches /usr/share/icons But this didn’t change anything either.

despotic_machine,
@despotic_machine@lemmy.world avatar

some sort of error message

Having this complete error message would help determine what is going on.

Smorty,

This is all what shows up. Heres my complete terminal output:


<span style="color:#323232;">marty@MartyPC:~$ sudo update-icon-caches
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[sudo] Passwort für marty: 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Usage: /usr/sbin/update-icon-caches directory [ ... ]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">marty@MartyPC:~$
</span>
despotic_machine,
@despotic_machine@lemmy.world avatar

Try:

sudo update-icon-caches /usr/share/icons/*

Smorty, (edited )

Look at the comment I made above. I already tried that. EDIT: I almost didn’t see the star, sorry

GratefullyGodless, to risa in Today is a good day for pumpkin spice latte
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

I take issue with the title though, everyone knows that prune juice lattes are the drink of warriors.

optissima,

Imagine a Prune Raktajino Latte and how it would destroy the Bloodwine industry.

OpenStars, to risa in Today is a good day for pumpkin spice latte
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

So it’s edgy to enjoy pumpkin spice latte (un-)ironically?

Nope, I still dislike it, but I am glad that so many other people can enjoy it!:-D

Ainiriand, to memes in New email from test@scam.com

I am a software developer, I do not read emails. If something is so important that I should know about it someone will hit me up on ms teams or such.

Alexstarfire,

Ohh, so you’re the asshole.

Ainiriand,

No, I’m the productive one.

15liam20, to memes in New email from test@scam.com

My company appends a ‘think before you click’ header to external emails which are noticeably absent from the phishing tests.

Chobbes,

Mine always have the ReplyTo field set to the email of the senior security analyst, so I always say hi and tell them that maybe the higher ups need some training on how to not send sketchy as fuck emails that train people to click on phishing links.

corsicanguppy, to memes in New email from test@scam.com

Downvote for spelling.

SocialMediaRefugee, to memes in New email from test@scam.com

I just forward all of management’s emails to the phishing account.

Boozilla, to memes in New email from test@scam.com
@Boozilla@discuss.online avatar

I created an inbox rule for these. The 3rd party phishing shame-and-train company my employer uses always has a certain domain in the email header (even though they always change the ‘from’ address). Has worked perfectly for over 6 months. I’m generally not dumb enough to click on them anyway. But anyone can have a bad day and/or get into a rush and make a mistake. And my boss is a sadistic prick who delights in making workers feel dumb. Yet I’m 100% sure he exempts himself from the phishing shit tests.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Knowbe4? That's who we use and their stuff is pedestrian

fedev,

Using this too. But you have to report them, can’t just filter and forget.

TORFdot0,

The point isn’t to be so tricky to make it too hard for end users to catch it. It’s to train them to start looking at things such as senders domain and to report messages and avoid the link, etc.

MrShankles, to memes in New email from test@scam.com

I always right-clicked for the “more info” (or whatever it was) with any suspicious email. It would look like a bunch of html code that I didn’t really understand, but buried in there would be a company name that was usually obvious, like “phishtesting.com” or some bullshit.

I always had a 100% report rate, and always joked that I was waiting to get a prize for my accuracy. And obviously, also a joke to ever think I would get anything for it

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