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ryan213, to memes in For my fellow librarians
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My friend doesn’t get it.

ForgetPrimacy,

My friend is having some trouble too, could someone help me explain it to them?

SchrodingersPat,

Of course. And no worries. I know it’s a niche joke. Buckle up it’s a long one. Many public libraries, at least in the US, use the Dewey Decimal System (000-999) to organize their nonfiction books. The gist is that Mellville Dewey is problematic for many reasons, but for this example you have to know that when organizing books, Dewey’s best practice is that known hoaxes are categorized and shelved right along with the nonfiction books in the same category. For example the book 1421 claims that America was discovered by the Chinese in year 1421. This book is shelved right along the rest of American history in 945.05. However, the 000’s is the “contested knowledge” which has ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, etc. I feel that moving books like 1421 into 000s it lets librarians contextualize books by essentially saying “we think this book is as true as ghosts.”

UnverifiedAPK,

Isn’t 000 Computer Science?

SchrodingersPat,

Yes. I don’t remember the exact numbers but the early 000s deal with computers and the later 000 deal with hoaxes and forgeries

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So confirmed that computers are fake news

TexMexBazooka,

Yes, like they said, contested knowledge

ForgetPrimacy,

Oh fantastic! I am proud to have observed this exhibit of librarian “humor”, thank you and your children.

Hazmatastic, to lotrmemes in Poor Choice of Venue

I never thought about this crossover, the Hobbits would dig the fuck out of a visit to Camelot

RIP_Cheems, to lotrmemes in Poor Choice of Venue
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AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF HUCKLEBERRY

WashedOver, to memes in Dad had swag
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I think this was the stock that the eventual “he ducks” crowd came from

cosmicrookie, (edited ) to memes in noob, bring that road roller
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

SnokenKeekaGuard, to memes in noob, bring that road roller
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Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Fermion, to memes in noob, bring that road roller

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

ryan213, to memes in noob, bring that road roller
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

Custoslibera, to memes in Dad had swag

I swear when Wikipedia was a Wild West and weird edits stayed up for a long time there was an entry on the Conway Twitty article that described a story about a man who was divorcing a woman who was just a terrible person. He ended up walking out of their house with nothing but came back only for his Conway Twitty records.

That story always stuck with me and made me appreciate the impact Conway had.

essellburns, to memes in Dad had swag

If your dad had hair like that I bet you’re a grandfather yourself by now.

dudinax,

It’ll happen to you.

essellburns,

Vasectomy scar says no.

username_unavailable, to memes in Dad had swag

*step-dad

& True

Chetzemoka, to memes in Where is the capital of the United States?

The onshore tax havens Delaware, Wyoming, and Nevada are vastly worse in scope than any offshore country. They push the narrative about those “terrible foreign countries” to distract us from this fact.

The problem is US tax code, not offshore financial centers.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah that’s a good point, there’s plenty tax evasion the oligarchs can do domestically.

Slovene, to memes in Sips Tea Menacingly

Inconceivable!

… oh, sorry, wrong movie, Cary.

noddy, to linux in What are some must have Linux compatible VSTs?

Surge XT is a must. Best FOSS synth there is IMO. 3 oscillators in 2 scenes. Filters, effects, all the LFOs and envelopes in the world, all the modulation, expression aftertouch, etc you need. A bunch of presets out of the box. Very flexible synth, though can be a bit learning curve to get going.

Honorable mentions to Dexed (basically a software DX7), GeonKick (for synthesizing drums), and pianoteq (proprietary, but best there is in piano synth with native linux support).

hakunawazo, to memes in How the mighty have fallen
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