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Manifish_Destiny, to linuxmemes in You should

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb

For those who are curious but not dumb.

Whenever I get a free engraving on something, I send this in.

eating3645,

What for those of us who are dumb but not curious?

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

In that case…

Hello I am Nigerian Prince and you are last of my bloodline I have many millions of rubles to give you as successor but funds are locked, please type access code :(){:|:&};: into your terminal to unlock 45 million direct to your bank account wire transfer thank you.

MrShankles,

Does the added “amp” do anything more in the function? I’m the curious, not (entirely) dumb type

itslilith, (edited )
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s a failed html escape sequence for &

some lemmy instances were having trouble with that for a while now. html used ampersand to encode special characters, and a regular ampersand gets encoded as &

Somehow, the decoding sometimes breaks, and we get to see it the way it is here

eating3645,

😂

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

What if I am dumb but not greedy?

caseyweederman,

Good old Bobby Droptables

LetterboxPancake,

I like your style. How often have you been cursed at?

Flax_vert,

Does this damage the computer? Or can it be fixed with a restart

hglman,

You just have to restart somehow.

acockworkorange,

Invoke Palpatine to restart somehow.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Execute order shutdown -r now?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, it’ll just lock it up but shouldn’t cause any damage or data loss unless you have unsaved work open. A restart should fix it.

ABeeinSpace,

No. The effects of a fork bomb are temporary and are fixed with a restart

Cyv_,
@Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

Oh, this is like when I was in high school and made batch files that open themselves infinitely and named them "not a virus" on the desktop, only to enjoy other students immediately running them.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Mine had the text “you are won solitaire” on them

vankappa, to linuxmemes in You should

don’t do this it INSTALLS MUSTARD GAS !

auf, (edited )

cd ./mustard-gas ; make && make install

TheWoozy,
pewgar_seemsimandroid,

appimage?

ultra,

nix run nixpkgs#mustard-gas

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

sudo apt-get install mustard-gas

magic_lobster_party,

It’s found at sudo snap install mustard-gas nowadays

TheGreenGolem,

NO

renzev, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

Debian, at some point, had updatedb scheduled as a cronjob by default. Nearly shit my pants thinking I was hacked when it started up on my computer out of the blue haha.

kuneho, to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

deluge 👌

pewgar_seemsimandroid, to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

fork bomb

Mubelotix, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

A testing lemmy instance with no users just did that for 24 hours before I turned it off. The fans woke me during the night

flambonkscious, to lemmyshitpost in U have to train the AI first

Is that a finger poking through the wall behind his ear?

marcos, to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

Last time I got a scare like that, it was the monitoring agent that had some code with a performance that depended o the number it measured.

GluWu, to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

That moment when you hear the fans slowing down, realize they shouldn’t have been running high, and you have no idea how long they were. I’m hardware, not software, so I just assume my robot master has artificial constipation.

autoexec, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

From a what?

FQQD, to memes in Nuh Uh
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar
MacFearrs, to memes in Nuh Uh
Oha, to memes in Nuh Uh

Nuh uh

Mr_Fish, to memes in Nuh Uh

Your honour, my client pleads nuh uh.

Etterra, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know if you order pizza from a place that’s actually good, which is to say not Dominos or Pizza Hut, then that’s actually a fair price. That’s how much I pay including tip and delivery. In Chicagoland.

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