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Mr_Fish, to memes in Nuh Uh

Your honour, my client pleads nuh uh.

Etterra, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know if you order pizza from a place that’s actually good, which is to say not Dominos or Pizza Hut, then that’s actually a fair price. That’s how much I pay including tip and delivery. In Chicagoland.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I remember when you could get a large pizza at Little Caesar’s for $5.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now they’re $6. At least where I am. They’re not the best pizza; but they are the best pizza for $6.

Etterra,

I remember when Little Cesar’s didn’t suck, but that didn’t last either.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t had it in years, but I used to think their crazy bread was the shit. Sorry to hear it’s gotten awful like everything else.

MrBusiness,

There are a bunch near me but only two of them don’t suck. Prices are still super competitive too, can get two large pizzas a crazy combo and some sauces for under $20

Chalix, to memes in IYKYK

TRUUUUE!

RememberTheApollo_, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

…and they’re still asking for tips.

Reddfugee42,

It all went downhill when they let the delivery people set the prices

…?

Hikermick, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you are culinary challenged like myself but would like to making pizza at home, here’s some suggestions:

Frozen grocery store cheese pizza but fancied up by adding whatever topping you are in the mood for. An “Italian seasoning” spice adds a lot of flavor.

Instead of a traditional pizza dough opt for something simpler like French bread or pitas. Slather on sauce, cheese, toppings. This was my introduction to “cooking” when I was broke.

Pre-made pizza crust like Boboli which is nice but ups the cost. You can also buy uncooked dough though I’ve never gone this route. I tried making my own dough back when bread machines were a thing but I could never get the hand of it.

Robin Hood pizza flour. I’m sure there are other brands but this is what our mom would use to make pizza most weekends. Now that I’m thinking about I’ll have to pick some up

planish,

You can make tortilla pizza.

Hikermick,

Is it as fun to make as it is to say?

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! We use mission low carb wraps (they seem to crisp up better) and spread tomato puree on top, then season it with garlic salt and Italian herbs, add clumps of grated cheese, and then toppings.

The trick is to preheat the oven to 400 with a cast iron in, and then spray with oil when you take it out ready to cook on (use gloves, it’ll be hot). Carefully transfer the pizza to the hot pan, return to oven, and cook for 10 mins. Depending on the toppings, and if you like it a little more top crispy, switch the oven to broil at the 8 min mark for the last two mins.

My new obsession is a little smidge of grated brussel sprouts (don’t knock it til you try it) with an oil spritz.

TheIllustrativeMan,

I’m probably going to try this, thanks for the write up.

Just yesterday I looked at the calorie count for my favorite frozen pizzas (Detroit Supreme, ~2400) and realized I need to cut it out entirely. This might soften the blow.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah most pizzas run 300-400 cals a slice. If I really try to go easy on the cheese I can make a tortilla pizza for 500 cals.

I also make a wicked delicious lasagna without pasta sheets (sub for zucchini and kale layers). We designed it to fit our keto macros and I’ve kept it on rotation even though we’re only moderate low carb now.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I feel about the word “slather” the way a lot of people seem to feel about the word moist.

raynethackery,

I hope whatever they are slathering is moist.

Hikermick,

Should I change it to “spread”? because I’m sure that will make somebody uncomfortable

I_Fart_Glitter,

No, “spread” doesn’t carry the same enthusiasm, vigor and volume of sauce that “slather” does…

CADmonkey,

For years I’ve improved frozen pizzas by just adding more mozzarella.

sjh, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Making your own stuff is more fun than ordering delivery and watching TV while you wait for it to get there

MaxHardwood,

Maybe it’s where I live but most people don’t have pizza stoves or pizza ovens at home

Reddfugee42,

Guess what kind of oven you have after you put a pizza in it

MaxHardwood,

Likely still a conventional oven that doesn’t have the temperature or airflow that a pizza oven does.

sin_free_for_00_days,

If you don’t have a cast iron pan, you should get one. A basic Lodge does the job as good as any (it’s just a hunk of iron). It’s super easy to use a cast iron pan to make pizza.

reagansrottencorpse,

Really? I was considering a pizza stone for our oven.

sin_free_for_00_days,

If you can afford the space or whatever, and want one, get a pizza stone. I have never used one, so I can’t comment on it. I have used my 12" cast iron to make a lot of pizzas and there are many “cast iron pizza” recipes out there. It’s super easy and it’s one of the very few things that I can say I’ve yet to totally screw up cooking.

Hikermick,

Pretty sure you can get by with an oven

MaxHardwood,

A pizza oven hits 900F and space above to create a jet stream which cooks the toppings. You can get by with a regular oven but it wont be like a pizza from a pizza oven

Hikermick,

I figured a regular oven wouldn’t be as good as a pizza oven, just hate to see someone “roadblock” themselves. FWIW I used to finish my pizzas by putting them under the broiler for a minute.

theImpudentOne, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

I saw Home Alone on TV during Christmas and the cheese pizza Kevin orders from Little Nero’s was $12 or $13. I’m impressed and grateful that I can still get a pizza for that price sometimes like 35 years later. Cheaper if I go to Caesars and pick up

Misconduct,

Their crazy bread is like crack to me I stg

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s still a better price for what you are getting, but somehow a large Little Caesars pizza is only as filling as like three or four slices from anywhere else. I can easily finish it in one sitting. But you can’t complain about $5.55 for a whole pizza. And the “Hot-N-Ready!” signs have been making me giggle for 20 years.

afraid_of_zombies, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last time I ordered pizza it came out to $30. We make it at home now. Better quality anyway, besides one of my daughters really loves cooking it with me.

BlanK0, to memes in IYKYK

Its just a habbit at this point 😂

Although lately I have been using RSS a lot

Toneswirly, to memes in IYKYK

Ive been trying to run through my watch later list, it got to 70 videos, many 1 hr+

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar
Spesknight,
poppy,
BlackfireNinja,
tubaruco, to memes in IYKYK

does the title mean “i you know you know”?

Edge004,

If you know, you know

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Yep.

tubaruco,

oh that makes more sense

Dyskolos, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

We (loc: krautland) totally stopped ordering take-out. It gets less and less, worse and worse, cheaper and cheaper, but also more and more expensive. It’s not worth it anymore. At all.

We may be just some cheap fucks (as many still do, even those with way less moneyz), but takeout is no viable alternative to cooking anymore.

Donkter,

The Chinese food place near me still sells lunch specials for <10$. It’s the only place I order out from anymore and it will probably close soon.

Dyskolos,

Yeah, we have one like that (just classic german) here too. The last fighting survivor…

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m in Canada, when I order pizza for my family of 3 it comes out to like $65+ with tax and delivery, it’s insane. Took them to burger king the other day, we got 3 meals and a couple of apple turnovers and it came out to $50+, shit is insane.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just prepare your own food at this point?..

Son_of_dad, (edited )

I generally order only when I can’t. Like when the day has been a hectic disaster, it’s 20 minutes from dinner, I haven’t had a chance to go to the store or cook, and the kids gotta eat. If it was just me alone I’d survive in crackers

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I genuinely wish I was well off enough to have a “fuck it, it’s only $65” attitude lol.

We meal prep/etc because, if we don’t, we’ll starve.

pantyhosewimp,

Yeah. During the pandemic I realized fuck eating out. Why is the main public activity going to a fucking restaurant anyway? We need more museums. Like, lots more.

I will say tho, fast food salads (pick up not delivery) are worth it. I bought a $25 salad from a deli chain & said this is too expensive. So next week I spent $20 on salad ingredients & made a salad. I didn’t feel like a salad for a couple days & all ingredients wilted.

lung,
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Tfw burger king costs same as sit down

Son_of_dad,

Nah man, sit downs have doubled in price too. I took them to a sit down place a few months back and it came out to like $150

lung,
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Damn dawg you must be real sitting

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

What’s that 20$ per pizza. 3 pizzas? That’s pricy pizza. Is it good pizza at least?

Son_of_dad,

Nah…

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Maaan!! That’s crazy prices! Have you ever tried buying a frozen marg pizza and putting ur own toppings on. That’s what I do and it usually costs way less with minimal effort.

Toes, (edited )

You gotta order online and use their apps and newsletters it can cut the price by half if not more. They are making their prices punitive for not using their apps now. Domino’s should be about $8 a pizza.

Suburbanl3g3nd,

They’re giving you a discount via app because they’re collecting your data

Toes,

Oh for sure, but the alternative is getting scammed. 😔

skulblaka,

You’re still getting scammed it’s just less immediately obvious

RandomVideos,

In Romania a pizza is $4-6 for a small one and for a large one $8-10

afraid_of_zombies,

Did a fast casual place last week with 3 other adults. 65 dollars for 4 burgers, 3 drinks, and 2 small fries. Of course they asked me for a tip.

I really try to avoid restaurants. Every time I go I end up angry.

morgunkorn, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Sakychu,

Goated

XTornado,

Modern problems, not sure if it’s the original tweet image or they used AI to autocomplete the image…

TimewornTraveler,

then dw bt it

XTornado,

What?

TimewornTraveler,

if you cant tell then dont worry about it

swab148a,
TimewornTraveler, (edited )

if you cant understand my sentence then your English isn’t as good as you think it is. try again

then again what else would i expect from someone obsessing over AI

swab148a,

Oh, I understood it; I’m a native English speaker. Unfortunately for you, “then dw bt it” doesn’t make any sense.

Are we even in a thread about AI? I’ve gone through my comments, and I don’t see any evidence of me being “obsessed with AI”, honestly it’s not that big of a deal to me.

Looks like someone’s projecting a little something…

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

who the fuck are you, pissing around in here like this? I wasn’t even replying to you. being a native english speaker honestly just adds to it. “if i cant understand it, it doesn’t make sense!” what an arrogant fucking moron. you realize how absolutely arrogant and narcissistic that sounds, right?

how about you post on your real account instead of your porn account so i can block bitter assholes like you. go get a lobotomy and get the fuck out my DMs

swab148a,

I’m not in your dms, but the only reason I’m on this account is that my normal ones were upgrading to 19.2 and my app hadn’t caught up lol. My normal accounts are @swab148 and @swab148 if you wanna block them.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it is, i was infuriated by the cropping situation and took 2 minutes of my time to visit the evil site to save the original picture in the reply :)

XTornado,

Ok thanks for the effort then!.

Not sure why people downvoted my comment tough anyway doesn’t matter.

MeatPilot,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Your sacrifice will be remembered…tracked, cookied, and geotagged.

ranoss,

MVP

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