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doctorn, to memes in expandn’t the list
@doctorn@r.nf avatar
FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

What is wrong with you Carl?

loaExMachina,

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That’s two things.

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

Limeey, to comicstrips in Sharks are fierce predators

Exo is probably one of the best web comics on the internet right now, imo

weariedfae, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?

4 windows with 36 tabs on my desktop, 29 tabs on my phone browser. In my defense I’m shopping for a pillow and need to compare and find something that will work. It’s not going well because it is nearly impossible to find anything that isn’t cheap Chinese shit nowadays. Even the expensive “top brand” products not ordered from Amazon end up being low quality crap.

ctag,
@ctag@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

36 tabs for a pillow is a pretty thorough investigation. Good on you.

Kase, to memes in expandn’t the list

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard

FuyuhikoDate, to memes in expandn’t the list
helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

It probably was there at some point. Here’s an edit page where someone undid the edit adding “You can help expanding this list by killing people!” (Poor grammar copied as is)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

WaterSword, to memes in expandn’t the list
@WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

kpw,

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

helpImTrappedOnline,
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

0/10 not enough minions.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

Infernal_pizza,
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

With the oh no song playing in the background

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

Octopus1348, (edited )
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

alienzx,

TIHI

hakunawazo,

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

😉?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

CaptainBasculin, (edited ) to memes in expandn’t the list

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

0x4E4F, (edited )

Proven is 193. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove in court.

Dagnet, (edited )

“Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim”

“You are aware this will only worse your case right?”

“I’m trying to beat a record here ok?”

CosmicTurtle,

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn’t really make a difference.

radioactiveradio,

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

0x4E4F,

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences… like… they can trial you for the rest, but what’s the point.

helpImTrappedOnline,

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

gingernate,

Username checks out …

radioactiveradio,

Must’ve gotten 6 stars

joyjoy, to memes in expandn’t the list

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

Lucien,
@Lucien@hexbear.net avatar

Murderers have been cancelled

thefartographer,

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

GarytheSnail,
@GarytheSnail@programming.dev avatar

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

mrbubblesort, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

I appreciate the sentiment, but if you forget to vote I got no sympathy for you

HubertManne, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

thing about (american) taxes is that its a process anyone can do with a high school education, but its intentionally made to be as annoying and obtuse as possible. Its like the worst homework project you can ever be given. many times polls were taken on if people would rather do taxes or have a root canal and few people choose taxes.

ryathal,

It’s really not bad if all you do is work regular jobs, even a lot of them. The problem is Americans are shit at reading and math so they don’t understand directions well. Companies benefit from making it seem complicated though.

If you own your own business taxes are a huge pain, because you have to do all the stuff employers do, like payroll taxes.

If you are part of the ~13% that benefit from itemizing on your taxes, it’s also more complicated.

HubertManne, (edited )
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

still a prime example I have is the reporting sheet, and I can't remember which one, reports something in like 4a that goes to the 1040 in line 4b and 4b goes to 4a. seriously. this looks like the reporting sheet was made to fuck with the tax payer. (also data input is the most annoying part. you should not have to pay for a system just to get the boxes filled from data from forms. its just bs.)

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

the other thing that you need to know about american taxes is that they don’t even need you to do them. They’ll correct your work and send you a bill if it’s in their advantage. They can just send you the bill to begin with, but they don’t so their rich friends can show off their pretty science projects (I mean, er, exploit loopholes.)

Franzia, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!

Dont forget to bring the boyletariat up with you, girlfriend. No worker left behind.

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. But If grilboss could make me a stack of ribs…

(Sorry that typo was too hard to pass up…)

joyjoy,
creditCrazy, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

On my phone I have 4 tabs but on my laptop I have 4 windows open each having 10 tabs open

Koordinator_O, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
@Koordinator_O@lemmy.world avatar

About five, maybe six most of the time.

MonkderZweite, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in This 9v battery contained six cells stacked like a layer cake

Btw, why do the flat ones (4.5V i think?? use 3 round batteries instead of rectangulars? They could have more capacity due to less space wasted.

myplacedk,

It’s cheaper, especially for such a relatively uncommon battery type.

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