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ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

TootSweet, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain,

Yes.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Baloni

Mr_Blott,

🧐

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

Mr_Blott,

What a load of bolongnah

Ferrous, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

GissaMittJobb, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

nifty, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

Sabre363, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful

Sunny side up

unreachable, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

5/7 looking pretty

10/10 with salt sprinkled

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

psycho_driver, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Eggsactly!

SlothMama, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Replace that with spam and it’s fire

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
SlothMama,

I love musubi

Fisk400, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

The secret is that the recipe was taken from the back of a bag of flour in 1963.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This guy grandmas

Knightfox,

Bonus points if Granny still has the original strip of bag she cut the recipe off of.

killeronthecorner, to memes in Too soon?
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

To avenge harambe you must haram be

ekZepp, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
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She have been warned.

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