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GBU_28, to lemmyshitpost in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

How many donut holes can you fit IN IT

mmazikinn,

sounds like a challenge

kautau, to lemmyshitpost in Get in the zone!

It’s a good thing there’s that red circle on the biggest text in the image or my amphibian brain might not know what to look at

Heterocephalus, to foodporn in Chicago Deep Dish Pizza

Eat what you like but please don´t call it a pizza when it´s obviously not.

clay_pidgin,

I love Deep Dish, but yeah it’s more of a pizza-flavored casserole.

fsxylo,

You guys are worse than the carbonara gatekeepers.

tacosanonymous,

It’s a bread bowl with tomato and cheese soup.

icanwatermyplants, to selfhosted in Does anyone else harvest the magnets and platters from old drives as a monument to selfhosting history?

Back in the day I bought a fridge freezer combo, second hand, no handles. Used to be a built in model. As handles I used two magnets from full height drives, they were ludicrously strong and shaped like a little bit like a handle.

Full height drives were 3.25" high for those who are wondering.

Imgonnatrythis, to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Now I’m wondering if there is anything that isn’t better in waffle form.

V4sh3r,
@V4sh3r@lemmy.world avatar

In an effort to cut down on what needs to be washed. I regularly cook eggs in waffle form after the waffles are done.

OfficeMonkey,

… Belgian style waffle or closer to Eggo? I’d be concerned about the deep pockets of the Belgian (non-Leige) waffles. Do you add any support material or stuffing, or just eggs?

Thank you, I’m planning for next weekend with my kid. =)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

For-profit healthcare.

Sunforged,

Let’s put it in and leave it there.

bdonvr,

I mean have we tried taking private health insurer CEOs and putting them all in a big waffle iron?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I’ve got a waffle iron for that!

Its a bit broken, though. No heat, it’s made of wood, and it has a large blade that falls down at like… The drop of a hat. Or lever…

bighatchester,

I made a fried rice waffle one time . It was awesome! Got the idea from Sam the cooking guy .

Ephera, to potatoism in This is deep

Objection: Sweet potatoes.

Their name says they’re clearly potato, but:

Sweet potato is only distantly related to the common potato

Source

empireOfLove2, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

Spiralvortexisalie,

I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen hydrox.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw them once, and I’ve tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hydrox came first.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

Imgonnatrythis,

I always come first. It’s not a contest though.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The better question is, did you come twice?

OldManBOMBIN, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie

If you rearrange “Oreo” you get “oreO”

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Re oO

OldManBOMBIN,

An Adventure Time email

LinkOpensChest_wav,

You also get “Ooer”

OldManBOMBIN,

This is plausible; although, I haven’t done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

mibo80,

I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

Mediocre_Bard, to lemmyshitpost in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

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CodexArcanum, to potatoism in This is deep

French Fries used to be potato, but now they are fries. Inside the oil, they are neither fry nor potato, but a secret third thing forbidden to you.

BlueLineBae, to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gingerlegs,

yes

brbposting,

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
teamevil,

Proof and recipe or it’s all lies

SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

StopSpazzing, (edited )
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

tacosanonymous,

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Vacationlandgirl,

But then what do you with the included frosting? I’m for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

maccentric,

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

darkdemize,

They top it with chili.

SinningStromgald,

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
emmeram,

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

bighatchester,

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle … Next time I mashed potatoes I’m making this with the leftovers.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

perishthethought, to lemmyshitpost in Get in the zone!

It’s funny, sure, but I bet that as was targeting repair shops, not the end users of the brakes.

Source: my feeble brain

jettrscga,

Good catch. It says “For commercial accounts only” at the top.

perishthethought,

Correction!

Source: this guy

Death_Equity,

No retail parts magazine will mention “comebacks”. That is purely a commercial automotive term and most of the time comebacks are an issue behind the wheel, if you have a good shop.

UnRelatedBurner, to memes in What is even in there?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I could have, but I’m still very unsure if I should have.

UnRelatedBurner, (edited )

I tough about responding to this with a lyrics. But nah, I’m just joking. it’s a copypasta and I went a lil’ crazy there :)

the lyrics in my head was:

“Only joking, only messing, don’t be stressing

I’m a peaceful adolescent, there’s no need to be unpleasant”

Mbourgon,

“Anarchy(79)”, indeed

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

If you only knew, buddy.

UnRelatedBurner, to memes in What is even in there?

HAHA! PENIS!

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Or are you?

I don’t know what is going on here anymore.

Ephera,

I’m guessing, because the circles inside the box look kind of phallic…

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