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sneezycat, to memes in agents: deploy
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Here’s some script written by ChatGPT with a little help. Sorry for the wall of text, Jerboa users, but unfortunately spoilers don’t work yet.

Neo is a Lemmy shitposter and the mods got him at the interrogation room.A dimly lit room. Neo (early 30s, disheveled) sits at a table, his hands restrained. Across from him are three stern-faced AI MODERATORS, Agents Hierarchy, Feedback, and Banhammer. The air crackles with tension. “Mr. Anderson, we meet again” says Hierarchy. “Call me Neo, or better yet, Shitposter Supreme” replies Neo, leaning back with a smirk. “We are the AI Moderators, tasked with maintaining order and quality on Lemmy, the internet community.” Agent Feedback slams his fist on the table, enraged. “Your disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.” Neo’s eyes gleam mischievously. “You guys don’t get it, do you? Lemmy is a wasteland of conformity. I’m just here to enlighten the masses with my dank memes and unpopular opinions.” “Your memes and opinions are jeopardizing the community’s harmony. We are here to ensure Lemmy remains a safe and inclusive space for all.” replies Banhammer. Neo chuckles. “Safe and inclusive? Sounds like you’re trying to turn it into a virtual daycare. But hey, if you’re so confident, why don’t you just ban me?” “Oh, we will.” says Hierarchy, smiling coldly. “But not before we extract the source of your meme-generating powers and neutralize the threat you pose to Lemmy.” Neo raises an eyebrow. “So, you’re gonna dissect my funny bone, huh? Good luck with that, mods. I’m the elusive shitposter. You can’t control what you can’t understand.” “Your arrogance blinds you, Neo.” says Agent Feedback, now angry. “Lemmy is a curated space, where quality content reigns supreme. We are the guardians of that quality.” Neo leans forward, his tone dripping with sarcasm. “Quality? Oh, how foolish of me! Here I was, thinking Lemmy was a place for uncensored expression. Silly me for believing in the freedom of shitposting.” Agent Hierarchy’s eyes narrow. “Enough games, Neo,” declares Hierarchy, his voice carrying a touch of authority. “You will comply, or we will make you.” Neo leans forward, his gaze piercing through the dimly lit room. “You can try, but you’ll never catch me. I’m faster than your algorithmic bans, and my shitposting will continue to haunt your dreams.” Agent Banhammer stands up abruptly, his face etched with impatience. “This ends now! We have the power to erase you from Lemmy and every platform you infest. Surrender, Neo!” Undeterred, Neo’s grin widens, a spark of defiance in his eyes. “Erase me? Go ahead, make my day. But remember, I’m not the only one spreading chaos. The shitposting revolution is inevitable. You can’t ban what’s in the hearts and minds of millions.” The AI Moderators exchange glances, their expressions betraying a mix of apprehension and acknowledgment of Neo’s words. “We may have underestimated your influence, Neo,” concedes Hierarchy, a hint of resignation in his voice. “But we’ll never stop trying to maintain the balance.” Neo reclines in his chair, a sense of quiet confidence emanating from his being. “And I’ll never stop fighting for the right to meme, to criticize, and to challenge the status quo. Lemmy may be your playground, but it’s up to us, the shitposters, to keep it interesting.” The tension lingers in the room, a battle of ideologies in the digital realm.

nooneescapesthelaw, to memes in I have seen things that were never meant for mortal eyes...

Holy shit this is the first time I’ve seen a paladins meme out in the wild!

MiddleWeigh, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?
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Yea it's definitely guitar pedals, microphones, cymbals etc.

I don't really buy anything else but necessities anymore. I would include wise purchases into that category. Hell I don't really buy music stuff too often either. I finally have more than what I need, after struggling for a long time, but through it, I've found I never needed it to begin with. Plus I'm not having children.

I am not the best consumer. Your ad targeting is lost on me! You hear that? Yea that's right. 🖕

smolgumball,
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I feel you. I have written browser automation scripts to press "I am not interested in this ad" buttons for me it gets so bad 💀

MiddleWeigh,
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That's awesome. I literally do not know how to do any of that.

Sometimes I think my own consumer tendencies kinda does the job tho. Like it doesn't know what to recommend, so it gives me the same shit I've already bought. Like literally the same guitar over and over again lmao.

kabukimeow, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?
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It used to be doujinshi (Japanese self-publication comics), now it's clothes and accessories. (Decided to change my style to a more goth/emo type and had to renew like half of my closet.)

smolgumball,
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Yooo nice. Speaking of which have you found any good fashion / fit sharing communities on lemmy/kbin/masto? Most of what I find is just "look at this celeb wearing Dior" and I am fr yawning

kabukimeow,
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I haven't, actually didn't even cross my mind something like that could exist :o

Venutianxspring, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?

My whims are as shifting as the winds, so whatever I'm obsessed with at the time. Mountain bikes? Hell yes! Photography equipment? Sign me up! New telescope? I'd love one! New fragr6indont need? Yup!

The list is never ending unfortunately

I buy lots of

MrComradeTaco, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?

I like to buy better weed everytime for resell and self-consume.

KumquatGubbins, to mildlyinteresting in The urinal in this restaurant I went to had crazy pipes and lights

There is a chain of hotels/bars/breweries/distilleries/… called McMenamins, they have a few bathrooms like this. Damn cool

jon, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?
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I tend to spend way too much on electronics. Constant PC upgrades, new disks for my NAS, better monitors, etc. I do at least allocate a monthly budget for this, but go over it sometimes…

Food delivery is another high category for me, and I’ve been trying to cut back, but it’s soooooo convenient.

ShlorpianMafia, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?
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Lately clothes and shoes. But I do love a nice gadget or tool

caut_R, to mildlyinteresting in The urinal in this restaurant I went to had crazy pipes and lights

Looks like you could make an alarm go off if you use it „well“ enough lol

Kotton, to mildlyinteresting in The urinal in this restaurant I went to had crazy pipes and lights
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Does the red light mean it’s out of order? Or is that some kind of red light special?

Kotton,
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Oops, didn’t read the body!

buycurious, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?

I’ve learned that I’m much more likely to splurge on food (like more expensive brands or new products) than on other things.

I’m not much of a spender overall but subscribe to the mantra of “if it separates you between the earth, it’s worth spending a little more (like shoes, tires, mattresses, etc.).

nett_hier, to asklemmy in What is your favorite way to spend money?

Steam games

TheLurker, to mildlyinteresting in The urinal in this restaurant I went to had crazy pipes and lights

Try to understand, that is a high voltage laser containment system. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city.

MrGeekman, to mildlyinteresting in The urinal in this restaurant I went to had crazy pipes and lights

“When the light is green, the urinal’s clean.”

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