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Jaccident, to science_memes in Your typesetting will look professional, they said

The best use of this meme format in years.

TheGreenGolem, to science_memes in bread is metal
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

threelonmusketeers,

Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”

PoisonedPrisonPanda, to science_memes in bread is metal

Thats some high quality shit here.

Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.

CalicoJack, to science_memes in bread is metal

It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.

threelonmusketeers,

sourdough

yeast colony

Bacterial colony, no?

Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.

I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…

ThoGot,

Bacterial colony, no?

It’s both yeast and bacteria.

platypus_plumba, to science_memes in bread is metal

Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.

UraniumBlazer, to science_memes in bread is metal

What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…

kbotc, to science_memes in bread is metal

Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

Pyr_Pressure,

We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.

chocolateo,

Makes more sense than orthodox religions actually

Agent641, (edited )

And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.

Agent641, (edited )

Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

variants,

Love that poop water

sarmale, (edited )

Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?

WeirdAlex03, (edited ) to science_memes in Your typesetting will look professional, they said
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

I find the H option (from the float package iirc) to work much better than h! for my needs. The picture will still end up on the next page if it doesn’t fit in the current one, but it won’t fill the rest of the page with the text I wanted after the picture and mess everything up

qyron, to science_memes in bread is metal

Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.

navigatron, to science_memes in Your typesetting will look professional, they said

Make sure to use the “important” modifier, the “Yes Really” modifier, and adjust character by character until you realize you’re missing yet another modifier 🙃

Feeee23, to science_memes in Your typesetting will look professional, they said
@Feeee23@lemmy.world avatar

H

Rootiest, to science_memes in bread is metal
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.

You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.

That’s more than most of us get

where_am_i,

So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I want a thigh

Agent641,

Dibs feet

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

Norgur, to science_memes in bread is metal

Yeast for the yeast god

I_am_10_squirrels,

Loaves for the bread throne

ladicius, to science_memes in Your typesetting will look professional, they said

Is it worse than ms word in that regard?

mumblerfish,

No. It is frustrating though. But you can make harder overrides than ‘h!’ to override and place images ontop of stuff or where you want.

rescue_toaster, (edited )

Or just don’t use a figure or table environment. Those are what specify it as a float. If you really must have that image or table at some specific location, just do a center environment with a captionof from the caption package.

This latex “annoyance” is unwarranted as figure/table environments are specifically telling latex that this location doesn’t need to be precisely here and please place it somewhere that will look better. The problem is that when people google “how to make a figure in latex” they see a result done this way and don’t know that figure/table is not required.

rustydrd, (edited )
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

No way it’s worse in this regard. LaTeX places figures and tables in floating environments, which are fairly “smart” most of the time. Figure placement in MS is just painful by comparison.

ForgotAboutDre,

It by default places them more intelligently than word. This frustrates people that want it to be placed where they want it.

Word doesn’t place images intelligently, but it makes it easier to move images for novice users. This makes word simpler and may initially seem better. However, if your document gets large and has more content added. Word can alter the locations of images erratically and you may find yourself constantly fixing them. If you understand how latex works and accept it methods, it can be a whole lot less stressful when working on larger documents.

pufferfisherpowder,

I have no experience with latex but I would argue that if you’re proficient in using word you can set up even a large document effectively. Most people just don’t bother. But things like page break, as a basic example, exist.

This isn’t to say that word is better than latex, again I have no experience with the latter, but word in 2023 is better than it’s reputation imo.

psud,

Sure you can make it work, for example large mixed documents I have worked on have a section break - new page right before the diagram that each has which takes 20 - 100% of a page. What looks good as a right aligned image with text to the left is fine in that scenario, but if the break is deleted the format becomes terrible

rainerloeten,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

First, many people don’t know how to use WYSIWYG word processing programs, you’revery right about that!

Second, both systems have overlapping use cases which makes it difficult to differentiate between “technically better” and “better in my opinion”, i.e. objectively vs. subjectively.

Finally, use what tool you’re nist comfortable with. But you may want to invest time to get more comfortable with another tool, if your current one isn’t suitable for your job.

PS: things I do repeatedly, I do best in LaTeX. Because for other things I’ve already forgotten how to do them and have to re-learn them each time, which might be more time consuming than using other tools (or just Markdown with LaTeX support hehe)

ladicius, to science_memes in bread is metal

You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?

You are disgusting.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa

scarilog,

Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right

Daft_ish,

That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey

robdor,

Don’t kink shame

Sir_Simon_Spamalot,

Hey, don’t kinkshame us!

optissima,

Dutch oven sandwich in every bite

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