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voight, to science_memes in Zoology :)
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FuglyDuck, to science_memes in Zoology :)
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Wait… I’m there god?

Okay they don’t sound so bad.

(Actually, they sound worse. I’d make a shitty god.)

Sheeple, to science_memes in Zoology :)
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Parasites serve an important role in both the food chain and to curb species that are too dominant.

I intend to be above parasites in the food chain and win

half_built_pyramids, to science_memes in Zoology :)

You’ll never cleanse yourself of those who call you god

Metal

DeterminedBauhinia, to science_memes in Zoology :)
sparky678348, to science_memes in Because I said so

An air of confidence is the only thing that separates those who are experts in their field and those who know nothing

Sabre363,

Those who know nothing are the confident ones

Zehzin, to science_memes in Because I said so
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CJOtheReal, to science_memes in i <3 statistics

But it would significantly reduce all waste and carbon as well!

Remember: we don’t have a lack of oxygen, we have a surplus of Greenhouse Gases and trash… So less humans is the way to go…

lugal, to science_memes in i <3 statistics

Don’t do this, but remember: the richer a person is, the bigger the ecological footprint. You are higher on that list than you might realize. Especially ecofascists tend to forget that fact.

metaStatic,

You could make a religion out of this

fossphi,

Least insane religion

hglman,

oxfam.org/…/billionaire-emits-million-times-more-…

Also much less important than the top by multiple orders of magnitude.

hh93,

Yeah - everyone is shitting on the top 1% here in Germany until they realize that half the population here makes it into that percentile and suddenly it’s the 0,1% that’s the problem.

It’s all about putting the blame on someone else so you don’t have to question if you might be a little bit responsible, too, with your lifestyle…

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

That’s not how math works. Half the population is 50% not 1%

hh93,

I was talking about the global 1% since that’s usually what those kind of stats are aimed at

lugal,

Are you implying that the climate crisis is a global issue? I thought it’s all about recycling

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Recycling and liking pictures of polar bears.

lugal,

Don’t forget sharing posts. Sharing is caring

nyahlathotep,
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They’re talking about the top 1% of Germany VS the top 1% of the world. If you reframe your thinking to be about the world instead of just your country, you might find your position as one of the 99% percent changing. I don’t make much in the USA, I certainly wouldn’t call myself rich, but just being employed, above minimum wage, and single means I’m probably above that threshold.

Xavienth,

Half the population of Germany makes it into the global 1%? So 40 million Germans are in the 1%, a group that is 80 million people in the world?

People severely estimate how many Westerners there are. The US alone is like 4 or 5% of the world population. If you’re in the west, you’re in the top 15% of the world, but not likely the top 1%

NewNewAccount,

Especially ecofascists

Do you think so-called “ecofascists” are unaware of their contributions to climate change? Or do you just assume that based on their behavior?

lugal,

You are right. Never trust a fascist’s propaganda. There always is a gap between their announced beliefs and their real ones.

candyman337,

Yeah you know what would actually be better? Fixing legislation so that the 100 companies that create the majority of pollution stop doing that

TheGreenGolem,

That’s true! But I think more than one “front” can be open in this battle. And we also need the ones that can be won quicker or easier. Or at least start those too.

DessertStorms,
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Lmmfao, yeah good luck with that.. (hint: the people who own those companies also own the government who makes the laws, there is no reforming capitalism, it's designed that way)

candyman337,

I don’t disagree with this but the offered alternative is checks notes GENOCIDE

umbrella, (edited )
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Genocide is happening right now in the current system. Some learned from past mistakes some didn’t. We can do better either way.

Zorque,

They own the people in government, not the government itself. Change the people, change the ownership.

The trick is you have to start small, cause the ones in the bigger positions rely on the small ones to maintain their power.

Anticorp,

The problem is that to obtain those big pistons, you need the financial backing of those big companies. So eventually as an honest politician climbs the ladder, he has to sell out, or fizzle out. You can’t win federal elections without PAC money.

Zorque,

Until you hit critical mass on those small politicians, and they change the playing field. The problem is seeing them only as stepping stones on the way to greatness, and not as a power in their own right.

orwellianlocksmith,

How do you think we could stop the pollution from those companies (most of which are oil producers) without also directly impacting normal people? There’s no way of getting at the structural that avoids individual change.

meliaesc, (edited )

Individuals should change. We absolutely do not need the majority of products, and can still keep the modern conveniences without all the excess and waste.

Pipoca,

The statistic that “Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions” is better understood as “Just 100 companies responsible for selling 71% of global fossil fuels”. It’s fundamentally saying that there’s a few large coal, oil and gas companies worldwide selling us most of the supply.

If you want those companies to stop polluting, that amounts to those companies not selling fossil fuels.

Which is honestly the goal, but the only way to do that is to replace the demand for fossil fuels. Cutting the US off from fossil fuels would kill a ton of people if you didn’t first make an energy grid 100% powered by renewables, got people to buy electric cars, cold climate heat pumps, etc.

Omega_Haxors,

Even better than that is changing the system so the 100 companies are no longer around to create a majority of pollution.

Infamousblt, to science_memes in i <3 statistics
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Killing one or two people would have a substantially bigger impact if you get the right one or two people. So if you’re gonna, choose wisely

DessertStorms,
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zifnab25,

This is the eugenicist’s dilemma. You very rarely meet one who would advocate euthanizing themselves.

Deceptichum,
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Probably because killing me has zero affect vs killing billionaires.

Lucien,
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Sort by net worth descending and go from the top

FederatedSaint, to science_memes in we got a little something for everyone on this bus

I’ve seen this meme format quite a few times now and never noticed him holding a phone. Has he always been holding a phone???

RavindraNemandi,
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I always thought it was binoculars, but its definitely a phone in this one. Wtf

fossphi,

I always thought it was a camera?

xilliah, to science_memes in help

And my life

gibmiser, to science_memes in help

Grab the middle and pull it through the center

omgarm,

This is how you create a wormhole in your bedroom.

AlexJD,

Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.

I’m convinced bedding defies physics at this point.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off.

Wtf is that?

Are you being pulled down by the sheet then?

jaybone,

And to roll enough to flip it wouldn’t you have to be right on the edge? Leaving you not so much suspended but on the ground on your stomach?

AlexJD,

No idea how I did it, all I remember is waking up very confused. It was an air mattress that didn’t inflate properly and I had a habit of sleeping on the edge which I’m guessing is how I did it?

AlexJD,

Admittedly it was a long time ago but it was either that you couldn’t remove the sheet or it was zipped on. It was an air bed.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

That sounds more like a punishment than a sleeping occasion

Edgarallenpwn, to science_memes in i <3 statistics
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FuglyDuck, to science_memes in help
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Man, I could use a blanket like that….

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