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Mechaguana, to science_memes in You heard me.

I was checking for counter examples and then I understood why this was upvoted

ladicius,

If you find any counter example please let us know.

Pretty sure some people would find it interesting.

lugal,

Let me try: to narrow down a bit, we take a subset of uneven numbers. We know that almost all prime numbers are even so lets pick prime numbers at random and see what happens:

5+7=12 (even)

3+11=14 (even)

13+9=22 (even)

2+2=4 (even)

I’m out of ideas but maybe someone can take this approach and land somewhere.

letsgo,

Species 8472 has three legs. Three is an odd number. Four would be an odd number of legs for a member of Species 8472 to have. Three plus four is seven, which is odd (2x3+1). Two odd numbers can therefore add to an odd number.

MossyFeathers, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
alcoholicorn, to science_memes in listen, little timmy needs to learn sometime

It’s not gonna explode though, it’ll slowly grow until it reaches out to the outer planets, then collapse into a white dwarf that will slowly cool for eons.

Neato,
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It's red or orange giant phase might get to earth. It won't get any farther though.

culpritus, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
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birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans

sport hunters: homicidal stalkers

LazaroFilm, (edited ) to science_memes in Seriously???
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The oxygen concentration in today’s admoaphere would not be enough. That’s why bringing dinos backs wouldn’t work. That and Nedry.

Num10ck,

um what/who is Nedrid? google didn’t help

vodka,

I think he means Nedry, a character in Jurassic Park.

LazaroFilm,
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Yes. Edited.

quixoticWoodpecker,
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But what if we gave each dinosaur an oxygen mask?

LazaroFilm,
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Now there’s an idea…

tryptaminev,

But where is the oxygen now then?

For what its worth most of the carbon from back then has been sinked into the ground, and while we extracted and burned enough of it to fuck the climate, it is nowhere near enough to have caused a relevant change in the atmospheric oxygen concentration.

MonkderZweite,

Google geological oxygen sinks.

DroneRights,

Animals breathed it in and exhaled CO2 over millions of years

Cyv_, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
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Its just catfishing horny birds

unreachable, (edited )
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catbirdfishing

catbirding?

DroneRights, (edited )

Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone

Xanthrax, (edited ) to science_memes in peas nutz
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When they said he was a friar in Bio, for some reason I thought he came from waaaaay earlier in history.

Also, I don’t know why, but I found this, and it’s amazing:

minecraftforum.net/…/158938-breeding-options-domi…

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Well, his research was very sound by modern standards, mostly adhering to the scientific method. It would be very untimely 200 or more years prior. His paper (even in its original form!) is understandable by any modern intelligent person who can read German cursive.

WintLizard,
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That is amazing! Im sad he never continued.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

He tried to breed bees but failed, see one of my other comments. Also, he was a devout Christian priest and his findings were challenging his faith.

WintLizard, (edited )
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No I meant the minecraft sheep guy. Unless you did too haha

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

No but it would be funny if a Christian Minecraft player had questions about his faith after pushing to implement a flower and bee breeding mechanic.

ladicius,

Maybe he continued, and what he found out was too dangerous to tell the world? Where is that guy or gal now? What happened?

And who the fuck cued the X-Files theme?

mriormro, to science_memes in Seriously???
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✨ it’s a movie ✨

Aurenkin,

It’s a science meme community

mriormro,
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✨ which is why I don’t think this meme is good ✨

Aurenkin,

But we got to talk about the Square-Cube law

TheBat,
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Don’t worry. @mriormro is already intimately familiar with the square cube law because of his mum.

mriormro,
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That’s true, I enjoy the square cube law!

LazaroFilm, to science_memes in I want to walk on the first mold that grew on this giant cosmic trash heap. 🥲
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On the plus side that may kill Hitler…

ivanafterall,
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And it may create Giga-Hitler...

LazaroFilm,
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And Laser-Raptors???

Luft, to science_memes in Seriously???

Godzila for one is powered by ✨nuclear energy ✨

NaibofTabr,

Does he eat nuclear energy? Or does he like chow down on some humpbacks every day?

Is Godzilla the real reason the Japanese whaling fleet won’t stop?

emergencyfood,

He drinks water and fuses the hydrogen into helium. This needs some deuterium to start off, which is why godzillas only occur in nuclear testing sites.

oce,
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He does neutrosynthesis kinda like plants do photosynthesis but different.

Luft,

Their whaling fleet is a cover for his late night snacks. As near apex predators they have the highest concentration of radiation from Fukushima Daichi. Kinda like DDT and bald eagles.

But luckily we have Gojiro which is a natural sink for radiation 🥳👌🏽✨

Aurenkin, to science_memes in Seriously???

You also can’t just scale things up and have them work the same way. I forget if there’s a proper name for this but weight is related to volume which is the cube of the dimension, but pressure is related to area which is the square of the dimension. So giant king kongs ankles aren’t looking so great right now as the pressure will increase with scale.

randomsnark,

Fittingly enough, this is called the Square-Cube law

sigmaklimgrindset,

Why can’t we just petition to amend the law?

Come on scientists.

Aurenkin,

Thank you! I was sure it had a name.

tryptaminev,

Ideally you aren’t slamming all of your weight on your ankles with every step though. If you do that at human scale with normal human weight, there won’t be much of your ankles left either. Your muscles work as a spring to catch most of the force and they also grow cubicly. So i think the law cannot be applied this directly to biological systems. Of course you are right, that King Kong would probably not just be a scaled up Gorilla, but also altered in his shape.

DarkGamer, to science_memes in Seriously???
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Strength squares as you scale up but mass cubes; creatures this large wouldn't be able to move their own body weight.

jmcs,

Godzilla is nuclear powered so he’s not limited by biological energy sources. There’s still the entire issue of the form factor, but for that I like John Scalzy’s take on the Kaiju Preservation Society.

ivanafterall,
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If you stop just before immobility, you'd have gargantuan fights at a glacial pace. Would be a terrible movie, but maybe a cool story or book.

LetKCater2U,

This must be the real reason we have earthquakes.

slackassassin,

I accept this new theory without any further consideration.

ivanafterall,
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A quick search suggests scientists haven't definitively proven it isn't the cause.

famousringo,

First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

Zink, to science_memes in listen, little timmy needs to learn sometime

I had this exact conversation a few days ago, and my kid is even 6!

siipale,
shneancy,

wow your kid is 720? no wonder he’s scared he might live to see it!

M68040, (edited ) to science_memes in listen, little timmy needs to learn sometime
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I have to wait six billion years for this place to get what it’s got coming?! We need to put this shit on fast forward

jadero, (edited )

(looks around)

I thought we did.

zepheriths, to science_memes in OwO

exploded to death

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