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Sanctus, to science_memes in You people are everywhere I stg
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Furries are the shadow backbone of society.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Literally though.

HelixDab2, to science_memes in Pronouns.

I had an art history professor that insisted on being called doctor; she said she’d put in a lot of time and spent a lot of money to get that degree, and so she wanted to get her money’s worth.

She was a lot of fun.

ftbd,

Isn’t professor a higher title though?

HelixDab2,

No; adjunct faculty can also rightly be called professor without having achieved a doctorate. I’ve had a few professors that had BAs and MFAs (esp. since I’m not sure that there are PhD programs for fine arts).

ftbd,

Interesting; I’ve literally never heard of this (EU)

HelixDab2,

Could just be the schools that I’ve gone to, could be some weird thing that the US does that no one else does (kinda like SI v. metric).

ADTJ,

It depends what country you’re in

Good_Idea_Poorly_Realized, (edited )

I bet she was.

I’ve never meet someone who insisted on being called doctor that was anything except fun and reasonable to work with.

They love it when you let them know you also have a PhD…

HelixDab2,

I was being serious. She made art history–which is normally a fairly dry subject, particularly when you’re covering art before 1100CE–a really fun and engaging subject.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, to science_memes in I'll take it!

There's no shame it being in the et al. Hell, most authors are 'et al.'!

gibmiser,

Et tu, et al?

TropicalDingdong,

There’s no shame it being in the et al. Hell, most authors are ‘et al.’!

There are no rules preventing you from changing your name to et al.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski,

I'm too attached to mine already but maybe in the next life

Toneswirly, to science_memes in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

What is the source image? I need to know for…science

gnurd,

It’s by Milo Manara, Italian artist who does a lot of erotic illustrations. I think maybe some comics too. I love his style and the sexy stuff is just a bonus. Really like how he does hair.

https://www.milomanara.it/?lang=en

sigmaklimgrindset, to science_memes in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

Wolfram Alpha’s forehead is humongous, holy shit.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Good Ol’ 5head Steve

acockworkorange,

What forehead?

peopleproblems, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

When evolution needed an immediate hot fix for the eel to swallow

lowleveldata, to science_memes in your time has come, mortal

It’s the forbidden study where we seek the godhood

Ichi_matsu, to science_memes in What more can I say?

That’s goth.

abysmalpoptart,

Just in case the reference was missed

youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k?si=H4HCcR6_ZcEMFthk

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

Here’s a shorter link without tracking: youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

I am a human, and this action was performed manually.

Smokeydope,
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The piped bot is gonna take a hit out on your ass for cutting into their turf

morrowind, to science_memes in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Can I just say thanks for using the meme template right

howrar, (edited ) to science_memes in Sleeping Beauty Trolley Problem

tldr: Always flip the switch

Edited with some of TauZero’s suggested changes.


  • Let N be the size of the population that the villain abducts from
  • Let X be the event that you are abducted
  • Let R be the outcome of the villain’s roll
  • Let C be the event that you have control of the real switch

  • If 1-5 is rolled, then the probability that you are abducted is P(X|R∈{1,2,3,4,5}) = 1/N
  • If 6 is rolled, then P(X|R=6) = (N-1 choose 9)/(N choose 10) = ((N-1)!/(9! * (N-10)!)) / (N!/(10! * (N-10)!)) = 10/N
  • The probability of getting abducted at all is P(X) = P(X|R∈{1,2,3,4,5})P(R∈{1,2,3,4,5}) + P(X|R=6)P(R=6) = (1/N)(5/6) + (10/N)(1/6)
  • The probability that a six was rolled given that you were abducted: P(R=6|X) = P(X|R=6)P(R=6)/P(X) = (10/N)(1/6)/((1/N)(5/6) + (10/N)*(1/6)) = 2/3

So as it turns out, the total population is irrelevant. If you get abducted, the probability that the villain rolled a 6 is 2/3, and the probability of rolling anything else is its complement, so 1/3.


Let’s say you want to maximize your chances of survival. We’ll only consider the scenario where you have control of the tracks.

  • P(C|R∈{1,2,3,4,5}) = 1/10
  • P(C|R=6) = 1
  • P(C) = P(C|R∈{1,2,3,4,5})P(R∈{1,2,3,4,5}) + P(C|R=6)P(R=6) = (1/10)(5/6) + (1)(1/6) = 1/4
  • P(R=6|C) = P(C|R=6)P(R=6)/P(C) = (1)(1/6)/(1/4) = 2/3
  • P(R∈{1,2,3,4,5}|C) = P(C|R∈{1,2,3,4,5})P(R∈{1,2,3,4,5})/P(C) = (1/10)(5/6)/(1/4) = 1/3
  • If you flip the switch, you have a 1/3 chance of dying.
  • If you don’t flip it, you have a 2/3 chance of dying.

If you want to maximize your own probability of survival, you flip the switch.


As for expected number of deaths, assuming you have control of the tracks:

  • If you flip the switch, the expected number of deaths is (1/3)*1+(2/3)*0 = 0.33.
  • If you don’t flip it, the expected number of deaths is (1/3)*0+(2/3)*10=6.67.

So to minimize the expected number of casualties, you still want to flip the switch.


No matter what your goal is, given the information you have, flipping the switch is always the better choice.

TauZero,

Excellent excellent!

If 6 is rolled, then P(X|R=6) = (N-1 choose 9)/(N choose 10)

Might as well reduce that to 10/N to make the rest of the lines easier to read.

If you don’t flip it, you have a 2/3 chance of dying.

There is also a chance that your switch is not connected and someone else has control of the real one. So there is an implicit assumption that everyone else is equally logical as you and equally selfish/altruistic as you, such that whatever logic you use to arrive at a decision, they must have arrived at the same decision.

No matter what your goal is, given the information you have, flipping the switch is always the better choice.

That is my conclusion too! I was surprised to learn though in the comment thread with @pancake that the decision may be different depending on the percentage of altruism in the population. E.g. if you are the only selfish one in an altruistic society, you’d benefit from deliberately not flipping the switch. Being a selfish one in a selfish society reduces to the prisoner’s dilemma.

howrar,

There is also a chance that your switch is not connected and someone else has control of the real one. So there is an implicit assumption that everyone else is equally logical as you and equally selfish/altruistic as you, such that whatever logic you use to arrive at a decision, they must have arrived at the same decision.

Ah, yes. I forgot to account for that in my calculations. I’ll maybe rework it when I find time tomorrow.

iAvicenna, (edited )
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I am always surprised how my first guess gets wrecked by Bayes rule. I would have thought that there is 5/6 chance I am on side track and 1/6 that I am on the main track.

magnetosphere, to science_memes in "Wow, she must really like maths."
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I don’t remember nearly enough science stuff to get most of the jokes here. Oh well.

Afghaniscran,

If I’m not wrong, I think the square root of minus 1 is an imaginary number which is represented by i

Don’t ask me anymore questions about this if you want real answers because I genuinely don’t know any more.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Okay, that’s a deal. And thanks!

finestnothing,

Yep, sqrt(-1) = i. Powers of i are actually really neat imo since they form a loop: i^0 = 1
i^1 = i
i^2 = -1
i^3 (or i^2 x i or -1 x i) = -i
Now the loop starts:
i^4 = i^2 x i^2 = 1 x 1 = 1
i^5 = i^4 x i^1 = 1 x i = i
etc
Any evaluation of i to the power k boils down to i^(k%4). For example, i^726 = i^2 = -1. I know this was super useful in calc 1 or 2 and not used for any of my other math classes, it’s just a fun concept to me

threelonmusketeers,

Powers of (1/√2 + i/√2) form a nice loop as well :)

eestileib, to memes in fuck it

I’m actually inspired by this.

el_doso, to science_memes in soyjack

We truly live in exciting times indeed

Melatonin, to science_memes in cannot unhear

Is that how you say it? I’ve always thought it was pronounced “Bro-mine” not “Bro-meen”.

Afghaniscran,

It is bro meen bro

lolrightythen,

Maybe there are regional variances. Like how the English pronounce all kinds of words incorrectly, despite creating the language.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Aloo-min-i-um makes the thumbs sound like cartoons.

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

I think al yu min ium is more correct

Zron,

Aluminum was the original spelling, adding an extra I was a British thing so aluminum can match the pronunciation of other elements like helium, lithium, beryllium, uranium, and plutonium.

Why didn’t you guys change iron to ironium? Or hydrogen to hydrogenium? Tungsten to tungstenium? Lead to leadium?

It doesn’t make any sense to change one element name when there are plenty of other elements that don’t match the naming scheme.

Claidheamh,

The original spelling wasn’t aluminum, it was alumium. Which then was proposed to be aluminium in French, and got picked up by the Royal Society. After, the guy who introduced the term to the Royal Society (Humphry Davy) started calling it aluminum but the other term had already stuck.

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

the English versions of element names are mostly stolen from other languages anyway. Some were isolated before the theory of elements and atoms had been solidified, so they already had names in common use. All of the examples you listed for “ium” elements were only discovered in the last few hundred years

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

They try to correct me here and I laugh at them, then they call me an uncivilized yank. And by they I mean my Brit partner, but he grew up in NJ so I’m not sure who he is calling uncivilised.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

When your bro takes your bromine again

  • Bro, mine. slap

  • Bro, mean

Steamymoomilk,

Bro that mean. LOL

mpa92643,

Say it with me:

Fluor-een Chlor-een Bro-meen Ala-deen

Twofacetony,

Now I need to watch “the dictator”

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

Io-deen

drekly, to science_memes in Academic Writing Mood Meter

This is just streamer language. I cringe so hard at “let’s goooo” these days

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

More like 30 and under

doctordevice,

I’m 30 and this sounds like strangers/teenagers. I don’t even understand what some of these mean. “Fuck it we ball”???

Dumbkid,
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Glad I haven’t seen enough streamers to pick up on that

glimse,

The new one that bugs me is saying “actually” and “genuinely” before every fuckin statement. Those (a long with “not gonna lie”) make me think I shouldn’t trust anything you say unless you clarify you’re being sincere first

Nougat,

Literally.

glimse,

Shit I forgot about that one.

glimse,

Someone just replied to a different comment of mine using “literally” incorrectly hahaha

seaQueue,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Just reply with “illiterately”

glimse,

Missed opportunity :(

Nougat,

Indubitably.

MaliciousKebab,

Unironically this.

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