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lolola, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it’s actually balanced, but like… there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.

pruwybn, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.

state_electrician, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.

SatanicNotMessianic, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Having dealt with this kind of thing before, it gives a new and more literal definition to the phrase “bloody idiot.”

blandfordforever,

That’s a properly balanced centrifuge. Perhaps we should be calling you the silly names.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Actual mad scientists: 🤬🥼🧪

otp, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!

RootBeerGuy, to science_memes in postdocs
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Where does postdoctoral fellow fit in?

metaStatic, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

They've played us for absolute fools

Wogi,

This is such bullshit. You can’t drink lava.

It’s really more like a soft taffy. You eat it. I eat lava all the time and I’m FINE. eat the lava kids

Lucien, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@Lucien@hexbear.net avatar

But are you wearing welding goggles?

guyrocket, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

But what are they so mad about?

Venator, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Third photo should be of the dude from Explosions&Fire or NileRed.

DemBoSain,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Purple gold will be the death of us all.

Cort, (edited )

I think you misspelled thought emporium:

youtu.be/JNfQCRzcr3o?si=DpZ8W__Rtb38VTA0

We’re talking MAD science, not regular science.

don, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

Coasting0942,

I am confused? Suffer not the non-human to live

PunnyName,

Oh, look at Big Astronomy trying to tell me how I should practice Extinction Level Events.

Fuck you B.A., I’ll go extinct however I wanna!

nxdefiant,

You can have a little extinction, as a treat.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You want Hulks? 'Cause that’s how you get Hulks.

Malgas, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

Why did you build a death ray?

To take over the world.

No, I mean, what mad hypothesis are you testing? Are you just making mad observations?

Look, I’m just trying to take over the world. That’s all.

You’re at least going to leave some of the world as a mad control group, right?

Sad fact: most “mad scientists” are actually mad engineers.

(Borrowed from a Cowbirds in Love strip which at the time of this writing is inaccessible.)

AlgeriaWorblebot,

I miss Cowbirds in Love.

BrundleFly2077,
plenipotentprotogod, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY
don,

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

Icalasari,

Blank probably would work. Those can still kill at point blank

misterundercoat,

If we just go around shooting cancer cells, we’ll end up with bullet-resistant super-cancers.

Iron_Lynx,

If we can harvest those to make ballistic vests, then I see opportunities.

rockerface,

So, like Venom?

1024_Kibibytes,

I don’t know of any handguns small enough to fit into a petri dish. The handgun must be loaded and fired at the petri dish. A large caliber will be easier to aim since it would decrease the need for accuracy. Close range is a better distance. Shotguns and machine guns would do an even better job, rifles are fine. A sword decreases the likelihood of destroying a virus because of its low energy. Standing on a chair while wearing a lab coat makes you look cooler. Two hands can be used to aim the gun if it helps you. The handgun will not fire with the safety on, thus decreasing the probability of destroying the virus.

Nobody, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

My sister’s baby’s daddy’s cousin’s roommate drank lava, and it cured his cancer. Then, he quit taking drugs. Why does Big Geology support cancer and drug addiction?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Every time you tell this story you leave out the fact his testicle (yeah he only got one) swole up to the size of a basketball and I think that’s pretty important

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