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Sibbo, to memes in Why not?

I’m usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.

I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.

MasterNerd, to memes in Why not?
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?

kaotic, to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed?
MargotRobbie, to memes in Why not?

I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.

Because it would be really funny.

OsrsNeedsF2P, to memes in The Economy

Forgot quantum computing hype!

IzzyData,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

Quantum computing? That’s so 2010. 😅

MrJameGumb, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed?
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

They’re probably going to build an overpass on top of it later

Slow,

I think that the overpass needs more powerful supports

theherk,

I suppose it would depend on what is passing over.

tryptaminev,

Curved Tunnel ceilings are quite strong, as they distribute the pressure of the surrounding rock/soil quite well. So if it is covered with loads of rocks and soil it could probably hold another street passing over.

facelessbs,

Nature bridge

redcalcium, to memes in True

No! If capitalism gone, my 0.0000000001% chance of becoming a billionaire would be gone as well!

Diabolo96, (edited ) to memes in Biden be like

Well, 3 is bigger than 25.000.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s simpler than that I suspect. Unlike children in Gaza, he sees US soldiers as being human.

Diabolo96, (edited )

It was already obvious by comparing how they acted when the killed civilians where Ukrainian and when they where palistinians. The mask had slipped, revealing what many had already suspected: The tears are always a lie.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Old enough to remember how Kiby was crying crocodile tears at the podium when the war in Ukraine started. Now he’s busy tirelessly defending Israeli atrocities with not a tear to shed for the victims. This is the famous rules based world order on full display.

Pratai, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed?

“I don’t understand a thing and therefore it’s dumb!!!”

Track_Shovel, to memes in Why not?
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Is this AI?

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.

HonkTonkWoman,

Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.

shalafi,

I’m ordained in the Chruch and I’ll accept it.

Masimatutu, (edited )
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.

edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:

https://wallpaperset.com/w/full/f/3/5/95007.jpg

HonkTonkWoman,

Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Damn iconoclasts!

lemmy,

It might be but the image is similar to other pastafarians depictions of the flying spaghetti monster.

Midjourney mostly creates scary looking ones with a simple input.

https://linkopath.com/pictrs/image/f199253f-54f3-4fa4-882a-0dc99c1a13f1.jpeg

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Damn, the Lovecraftian monsters in this thread are going to haunt my nightmares.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Or make you get into tentacle porn

MarmaladeMermaid,

But like, in a yummy way?

Holzkohlen,

And here I thought the communion wafers SOMEHOW being the body of christ or something. At least pastafari get to cut out all that allegorical nonsense.

Zink,

I like to think of them as cookbook-accurate angels.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That last one looks surprisingly like some of the biblically accurate angels.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a06ff170-7cea-4ff7-95cc-80b29f9d5e36.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Is this AI? If so amazing, and j want to know the prompts.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As far as I know, it is not.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

“Be not afraid!”

Holzkohlen,

It says, it’s spaghetti endlessly writhing.

Starshader,
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Holy cow I love this

Minarble,

No it’s an actual photo.

Big pasta is trying to suppress it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No, this is Patrick.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
atomkarinca, to memes in Social Media Users

the other day i asked my coworkers that “doesn’t that bother you that some of your apps are always listening to you?” they said “i’m not saying anything illegal and when i see a product that i was talking about, it’s almost like a reminder, otherwise i would forget all abou it”.

i gave up.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

turns out that most people are totally fine with trading their privacy for a bit of convenience

asg101, to memes in Why not?

Makes just as much sense as any other cult.

Zink,

It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

asg101,

he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.

BlinkerFluid, to memes in The Economy
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Blockchain hype

Dead, buried, brought back to life, shot, brought back to life again and grafted to AI, beaten with a shovel, and currently laying in its own piss hoping 2024 is better to it.

Oh and Swift is apparently using chainlink for bank transactions, although most are wondering why on earth this would make chainlink holders any richer instead of the dev team and Sergey himself.

(it won’t)

dubbe, to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed?

I Are they are used to ski over the road, it enables the slope to go all the way to the city cente.

GarbageShoot, to memes in Why not?

Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case

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