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grue, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“Thermal shock” doesn’t necessarily mean it burned; it can also mean that it spontaneously shattered.

JillyB, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I heard the three basic rules from somewhere:

  1. Always use the right tool for the job
  2. A hammer is always the right tool
  3. Every tool is a hammer
dukatos,

AFAIK, that is Russian rules of maintenance. Oh, and point 3 is: anything can be a hammer.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I see you’re an Indian developer.

Gestrid, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Blue_Morpho,

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Who lets randos into their wedding?

Gabu,

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

Gestrid,

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

I really should’ve kept that in there.

teamevil,

Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

electrocuted

You mean shocked.

If you got electrocuted, you’d be dead.

Fridgeratr,

I only learned this very recently! I guess it makes sense, it’s like electro-execution

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Exactly!

I mean, if you look in dictionaries, you’ll see both definitions, but as I said to another user in this thread, dictionaries include a definition because it is common, not because it is accurate. Just look up the term “literal”; most common dictionaries define it as meaning either “literal” or “figurative”.

Words exist fundamentally to communicate something; if a term is defined so as to be ambiguous, it has failed in that purpose.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Look up the definition. It’s changed to include severe injury from electricity.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Prescriptivism vs descriptivism.

The technical definition is as I described above.

It’s only been expanded in common dictionaries because the dictionaries practice descriptivism, i.e. they reflect not what is the best definition, but how it’s most often used.

In other words, just because it’s in the dictionary doesn’t mean the word means that in a technical context; it just means that’s how it’s commonly meant when used in everyday parlance.

southsamurai, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

redcalcium, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

Something moves where it shouldn’t? Apply tapes.

Something doesn’t move where it should? Apply WD-40.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Don’t forget to add actual lubricant to the thing that should be moving.

altima_neo, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

KingThrillgore, (edited ) to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

“client billing issue,” “client legal issue,” and “safety compliance issue” are my personal favorites

match, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@match@pawb.social avatar

And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

Fridgeratr, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“unplanned rapid disassembly” is one of my favorites

crapwittyname,

Sometimes referred to as a “hard start”

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

*Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, a RUD.

tdawg, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

SnokenKeekaGuard, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Steve?

ooklamok, (edited ) to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

grue,

Isn’t that basically what a defibrillator does?

RustyNova, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Nah. It’s a great joke

EmpathicVagrant,

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

zammy95,

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

CaptainMcMonkey, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

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