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distantsounds, to risa in Star Trek: Canada

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.

ininewcrow,
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Worst case Ontario we won’t be able to land back at base

canis_majoris, (edited )
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C’mon, use real space words, Rick!

ummthatguy, to risa in Daft of Borg and Punk of Borg
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negativenull,

We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars

Cagi, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.

“We are also lonely”

Makeitstop, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.

“I wish I could quit Hugh.”

ininewcrow,
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They did because 7 8 9

FlyingSquid, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.
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It would have been funnier if it was Picard.

negativenull,

Definitely. I didn’t make this one.

ummthatguy, (edited )
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negativenull,

Geordi and Locutus. So hot.

Stamets, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.
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… I don’t know how to feel about this…

Batman, to risa in Can't fool Vreenak about Fake Butter

It’s a fake!

TwoCubed,
ElBarto,
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Per-fucking-fection!

LongbottomLeaf, to risa in Star Trek: Canada

Bubbles is in Engineering. Ricky and Julian are in the brig with Mariner.

negativenull,

and Chris Hadfield walking around playing his guitar

Son_of_dad,

You kidding? Engineering is just red green with a roll of duct tape

GreenMario,

Engineer’s secret weapon.

n3m37h,

If it can’t be fixed with duct tape or epoxy its prolly not worth fixing

QuizatzHaderach, to risa in I am Bjorn of Borg. You will play tennis. Resistance is futile.

Sounds swedish

culpritus, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.
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when it’s just the two of you in the empty cube, and you end up sharing the same alcove

vettnerk, to risa in I am Bjorn of Borg. You will play tennis. Resistance is futile.

Hi, Diane!

Flyberius, to risa in I am Bjorn of Borg. You will play tennis. Resistance is futile.
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He’s shat all over his cock rag!

EmpathicVagrant, to risa in I wish I knew how to assimilate you.

I mean there’s that episode where they find a de-assimilated collective of borg, so brokeborg mountain exists.

taanegl, to risa in Can't fool Vreenak about Fake Butter

What do you call a replicant of the chief engineer from the first enterprise?

I can’t believe it’s not Tucker.

negativenull,

Ha!!

Stamets, to risa in Star Trek: Canada
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Where’s the Timmies? Where’s the curling stone? Where’s the hockey stick? The moose?

POSER!

Klear,

And where’s Shatner?

negativenull,

His framed picture is on the wall

negativenull,

Better?!?

Stamets,
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Where’s the Canadian Tire money? The maple syrup? The poutine? The Terry Fox? The Universal Healthcare?

negativenull,

Star Trek has presumed Universal Healthcare. I fail at all the others.

ummthatguy,
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https://y.yarn.co/91643a90-5dec-4c1f-a76e-fb606704d684_text.gif

Unless… Is there no maple leaf on display?!

negativenull,

Now with Tim Hortons right off the bridge

Fubar91,

Let’s be real bud, there’d be a Tims on each side of the bridge, and ones always outta chocolate timbits.

negativenull,

And a Canadian flag

ummthatguy,
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negativenull,

God, he’s so good at putting a smile on my face.

ummthatguy,
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We all miss him and his cheerful demeanor dearly.

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