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teft, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.
@teft@startrek.website avatar

What operating system is that probe running?

Pakled

We’re going to die!

possiblylinux127,

Have you tried Linux?

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Have you considered switching your long distance subspace communications service to Pakled Bell? You could be saving several strips of gold pressed latinum every 72 hours!

negativenull,

Those long-distance fees will kill you though.

BossDj,

Dear sir or madam,

I’m writing to inform you that a warp core leak has broken out. I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly, Captain Freeman

Nastybutler, to risa in Everyone's favorite sacrificial redshirts
Infynis, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I never thought of that. Why can’t the industrial replicators on Bajor replicate more industrial replicators?

Catsrules,

I guess it could replicate itself but a slightly smaller version.

Malgas,

Or replicate the parts needed to assemble an exact copy.

Catsrules,

Yeah that would work assuming there isn’t a part that is one single large part. I am thinking like a big side panel or support structure.

I guess you weld parts together after the replication.

taanegl,

Well yes, it can, but it requires power. Vast amounts of energy. It’s still about the energy, even in the distant future, because I swear to the prophets, it never ends. It just doesn’t stop not stopping.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

If you have Industrial Replicators though, you have the power to power them. Or maybe not, maybe Bajor didn’t have the infrastructure to power them, and Star Fleet sent them with giant, but limited batteries

echodot, (edited )

If you have enough capacity to power 10 you can’t replicate an 11th because that would mean that you would have more replicators than you had capacity.

Infynis, (edited )
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

They had other places on the planet that wanted to use them though, and with how chaotic Bajor was post-occupation, I doubt they had a planetary power grid, so they would have been able to use more

DrakeRichards,

I would imagine that they could fabricate most of the parts for other industrial replicators, but there are probably some components that can’t be replicated. We know that dilithium and latinum can’t be replicated, so there are probably other exotic materials too.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sort of like how you can use a 3D printer to print a new 3D printer, but there are some parts you cannot print like that. Like if its a PLA printer you probably still do need some metal parts for their characteristics, sturdyness or whatever.

So maybe a replicated replicator would work, but probably be very unreliable or stops working quickly.

AngryCommieKender,

Because the Federation is secretly fascist

youtu.be/P4KBPaS-1PU?si=A5WiBPtn8ViidRPk

negativenull,

What does that have to do with replicators?

AngryCommieKender,

They are secretly sabatoging them to not make more replicators to maintain section 31 control.

IDK I was mostly joking

WarmSoda, to risa in Everyone's favorite sacrificial redshirts

Just a simple three hour away mission.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

:: uncomfortable warp core noises ::

negativenull,

You poor dejected warp core. Shaxs is after you.

negativenull, (edited ) to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

Thanks to @ininewcrow for the idea

ininewcrow,
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aeronmelon, to risa in Starring Locutus as Edward Scissor Hands

She looks like she’s going to start singing a duet with Sweeney Todd.

mosiacmango,

Seven and the doctor present “Sweeney todd” via the holodeck would have been about 1000x better than any tom paris holodeck episode.

I think they both had the vocal chops to actually do it too.

negativenull,

🎵 The worst pies on Voyager 🎵

Jaccident,

The demon barber of fifth deck!

BossDj, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

The thing about Delta Shift is they always try to walk it in

sundrei, to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let’s do it one more time while we’re on the phone together… oh, it’s working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye.”

lgmjon64, to risa in Starfleet Academy of Delinquents and Troublemakers

I want to say Rutherford, but I know anyone who answers this is really a Boim. So I guess Boim it is.

bionicjoey,

Shit, that’s true. I guess I’m a Boim too

Technus, to risa in Tendi knows what's up

I know with all my heart that if heavy metal still exists in the 24th century, there’s a Klingon starting the mosh pit at every show.

ummthatguy, to risa in Tendi knows what's up
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
rustyfish, to risa in Starring Locutus as Edward Scissor Hands
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Doctor, I need your insight regarding human culture. What is a „big tiddy goth gf“ and why does Ensign Kim asked me to be his?

aeronmelon,

Doctor: “Seven! What’s gotten into you?”

Seven: “Ensign Kim suggested that I acquaint myself with the musical works of a group known as Evanescence. I want to… wake me up inside. But I cannot wake up until someone saves me from the nothing I have become.”

GreenMario, (edited ) to risa in Star Trek: Canada
Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Chief engineer

“We’ll just seal up this crack in the dilithium crystal with the handy man’s secret weapon; duct tape!”

negativenull,

You know, that’s absolutely true. I ruined an icon :(

GreenMario,

Or elevated it. Who knows lol

negativenull,

Fixed

GreenMario,

😂

Son_of_dad, to risa in Star Trek: Canada

Jokes on you, all the extras in discovery and SNW are Canadian! So are the crew who put the show together, so it’s essentially star trek made by Canada

n3m37h,

And the new Strange New worlds is filmed in Toronto eh

We make all the best Treks

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So’s The Shat.

negativenull,

His picture is on the wall now.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Scotty was Canadian too.

negativenull,

you’re killing me smalls
It’s been updated yet again

StillPaisleyCat,
@StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

But you missed Alison Pill!

Our very own very nice Canadian Borg Queen.

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