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Norgur, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Well, the renfaire people only get to be upset if this is the only anachronism in costumes

Bojimbo,

My friend who used to work at a ren faire says it's a lazy overdone joke and the people who do it tend to be dicks.

EmergMemeHologram,

I think if you’re going to go as a trek person they need to be in full renaissance clothing to not break the prime directive, but they can have pointy side burns.

CosmicCleric,
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It might not be an away team, but instead they got thrown back in time type of situation, which in that case they would just have their normal outfits.

VindictiveJudge,

And a tricorder that they occasionally check while trying to look sneaky.

Steve, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

This would also work with Stargate

ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
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To have such a strong, undiffused, and distant light that it could realistically mimic the shadows on the moon, you would need very modern CGI to replace the shadows of every actor on every frame. Supposedly the recording we have of the moon landing is of a camera pointed at a tv screen because simultaneously broadcasting and recording at the same time was still newer tech that NASA didn’t have set up. And even then, you can see the quick falloff of the shadows and how they run parallel to each other. The sophistication to pull off a fake was just not there.

porthos, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

It would make way more sense for Stargate cosplayers to be at a renfaire since every single planet they went to on that series seemed to have villagers at about the renaissance level of technology (gotta wonder, did they have access to a bunch of medieval/renaissance sets for cheap lol?).

Of course, if you went as Stargate cosplayers you would have to basically dress up as para military wannabe chuds who’s personalities revolve around owning useless guns (like sword person who is obsessed with swords but way less fun) and being a bigot. People might not even recognize you are in costume and just assume you are a bunch of losers who express their freedom by going to renfaires carrying around murder weapons and dressing in tactical gear.

sigh

…better to go as the Star Trek cosplayers lol.

cantstopthesignal,

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

EmpathicVagrant,

Never forget the episode where it was upside down

ininewcrow,
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Goes to the fair with the cumshot … but it isn’t golden

JWBananas,
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What a terrible day to be literate

FlyingSquid,
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Stargate- thousands of inhabited planets, and almost all of them look like Canada.

Taleya,

Eh class

cro_magnon_gilf,

Staff weapons are weapons of terror murder.

The P-90 is a weapon of war!

porthos,

Yeah but in Star Trek’s future they have headlamps… but for your handshttps://startrek.website/pictrs/image/8fac47d4-94c9-4404-9528-bb263c36b87e.png

evatronic,

You’d never mistake a SG team for the bigots. There are women, and non-white people on the team!

/s

cro_magnon_gilf,

Have I missed something? Is stargate regarded as bigoted now?

player2,

I think they were saying the opposite. The gun obsessed military types you see in public may be bigots. SG characters may look similar bat are various races and not bigots.

aperson, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Hah, this is at the ren fest that goes on in my town.

reverendsteveii, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

this got so out of hand at my local fest that they decided to do time traveller’s weekend as a theme. this year we went, and my costume was a cave man who hit his head on a tree branch while chasing a rabbit, woke up here and is amazed by everything

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I hope you interacted with someone’s pet like it was potential food.

ouRKaoS,
Rednax,

Awww mannn. Stupid rules.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Hol’up. They don’t want that?

reverendsteveii,

you mean friend-wolf? friend-wolf not food!

possiblylinux127, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

This is gold

pinkdrunkenelephants, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

No Back To The Future? Baww

21Cabbage, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

A Foundation MTF exploring a temporal anomaly would also work, though I think less people would understand.

Imgonnatrythis, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Well glad you are apologizing at least

nonailsleft, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

I see a Klingon in the back

ininewcrow,
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Nah … that’s just your average medieval peasant

gibmiser, to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

metaphortune,

It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!

Dagwood222,

Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.

FunkyMonk,

Real Crabs is Grand Negus.

TheGrandNagus,

Mr Krabs certainly has the lobes for business

AngryCommieKender, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Someone needs to coordinate an S.C.P. containment team cosplay to crash the Ren faire

ininewcrow, (edited ) to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage
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Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!

Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Ready?

Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Cv9e2mVjoysAAAAd/picard-star-trek.gif

Eylrid,

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

negativenull,
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wow

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage
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Patrick would also make a good Riker

https://c.tenor.com/wQZ1vjdJw8YAAAAC/tenor.gif

Eylrid,

Still can’t hit that one high note

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