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ummthatguy, to risa in Food ordering phrase
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I’d like to order General Martok’s gagh.

negativenull, (edited )
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Why do Klingons make poor cooks?

Gagh is never cooked.

gagh

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in I'd be scared of Kim Kardashian as well
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Lol, no words needed. This is a great meme.

negativenull,
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I admit I giggled heartily when I found it.

HootinNHollerin, to risa in Oh, how terrifying. How can you stand it day after day? -Q
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They’ll corner the qanon market lol

Odinkirk,
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My first thought. I don’t know if it was deliberate or accidental, but that’s going to get a lot of people frothing.

teft, to risa in Point Break or Bad Boys II?
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Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in So what made you want to become a security officer?
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No other death in the entire series was as gorey and gruesome as that head explosion. Fucker’s right up there with the Scanners scene, or the dude that inflates and explodes in Big Trouble in Little China.

I mean, look at this shit!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/934418b2-5ff1-4290-9594-7529b7603c78.jpeg

FlyingSquid, to risa in All I want for Christmas is Oo-mox
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I love that not only was DS9 perfectly fine with showing the Ferengi version of a handjob, they even gave it a slang word.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Star Trek turned into a hardcore Ferengi pornography so gradually we hardly noticed

Gork, to risa in Oh, how terrifying. How can you stand it day after day? -Q

Ooh I look forward to being spied on by my own personally assigned company AI!

ummthatguy,
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negativenull,
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FlyingSquid, to risa in Oh, how terrifying. How can you stand it day after day? -Q
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negativenull,
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Amazon doesn’t deserve to be forgiven.

FlyingSquid,
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negativenull,
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mkwt, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

Once again I remind you all that these consoles are not powered by a substance as boring as regular electricity. Oh no. It has to be highly energetic tuned plasma…straight to the user interface consoles…for, uh, reasons.

Zorque,

Gotta have a way to effortlessly kill redshirts. Whoops! Another plasma conduit blew out. Poor Gary.

aeronmelon,

The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it’s processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

mkwt,

All I’m saying is, there’s no way this would pass a MIL-STD-882 safety assessment in the twenty first century. So I have no idea how they got their spaceworthiness certificate.

Cethin,

Wouldn’t it be easier and safer to just use it to generate boring old electricity and send that through the ship? Maybe the danger is there to keep the crew excited and working at maximum efficiency…

keefshape,

You have dangerous ideas.

Blue_Morpho,

I like the theory that it’s sent to the bridge to uplift the morale of the regular crew. They knew the officers will be the first to get blown up in any hostile encounter.

It keeps the captain in check if he knows he’s going to get a blown up console to the face instead of a lower deck red shirt dying .

When those protocols can’t be used like in landing parties, it’s the red shirts who die first.

A_Union_of_Kobolds, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you’re gonna tell me you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

Norgur,

How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

Kolanaki,
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Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

NaibofTabr, (edited )
Blue_Morpho,

It’s an inanimate carbon rod. The hero of space.

glibg10b,

That’s an interesting way to spell relays

EinfachUnersetzlich,

OP is probably German.

Norgur,

Verflixt und zugenäht!

EinfachUnersetzlich,

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

Norgur,

Now we have the salad!

marcos,

I don’t know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

Eylrid,

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

marcos,

Well, it really wasn’t. You’d program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It’s a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it’s actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

admiralteal,

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

mosiacmango, (edited )

O’Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

BloodSlut,

What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you’re just slamming more power at stuff than it’s meant to use, where’s your overcurrent protection?

emergencyfood,

you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I’ve seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

wrath_of_grunge,
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one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it's the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O'Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can't 'just reroute power from things'.

it's a funny little nod from the writers.

m_r_butts,

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  • MandalorianPotato,
    @MandalorianPotato@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes the buttons can control relay switches.

    captainlezbian,

    Yeah you can shut the power from anywhere if you’re running low. You just need a sufficient switching system and for the issue to be related to supply or drain elsewhere

    bouh, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

    Another problem is about where to redirect the overcharge. In space there is no ground where the current can go. Yet you need to dissipate the energy somewhere.

    Kichae,

    Back at the attacking ship, obviously!

    Honytawk,

    Let me just pull a grounding wire to there.

    ThunderclapSasquatch,

    Grounding HARPOON YAAAAAAR

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    I mean, the NX-01 did have a harpoon.

    GnothiSeauton,

    Ackchyually they were grapplers, not harpoons.

    bingbong,

    I can’t handle the pedantry in this thread

    I need an adult

    Anticorp,

    Right out the deflector dish.

    Mr_Blott,

    Fancy name for the toilets

    bingbong,

    Poseidon’s Zeus’ kiss

    helpImTrappedOnline,

    It’s probably grounded to the hull somewhere, put in a couple electric gizmos and feed the power back into your batteries. Now the enemy is charging your ship while they blow it up because you didn’t turn on your sheild.

    xusontha, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

    wait till they rediscover seatbelts

    lemillionsocks,
    @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

    THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

    Zorque,

    That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

    ... if they were working

    xusontha,

    Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

    aeronmelon,

    “Inertial dampeners have failed.”

    Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

    If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

    GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
    @GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

    If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

    aeronmelon,
    TheFriendlyArtificer,

    In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.

    Maultasche,

    Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?

    Nacktmull,

    and start actually putting on space suits when they should.

    StillPaisleyCat,
    @StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

    Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.

    Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…

    Nacktmull,

    There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.

    xusontha,

    But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!

    Nacktmull,

    That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
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    I’ll give you a nickel for a disc of dessicated Elon spine

    d33pblu3g3n3, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal

    Leads? Not me, at least.

    buckykat, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal

    He likes naming stuff after Culture ships but he’s really Joiler Veppers

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