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aeronmelon, to risa in Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want.

“Glory to you… and your LOLLIPOP GUILD!”

ummthatguy,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5317e902-556b-4f5c-b3e1-c81beb7e8e1b.jpeg

Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but whatever.

jawa21,

…and wish to welcome you to Deep Space 9.

Ashyr, to risa in The answer is: Yes

He would still have to hear himself. Truly, the worst fate.

eek2121, to risa in The answer is: Yes

SHUT UP WESLEY!

lemillionsocks, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again
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When you consider that the bridge is on the top and center of the saucer section and a very enticing target the constant explosions make a bit of sense. It’s not that the enterprise got shot in the ass and it sent a current up to the computer that monitors shift rotations, no the high powered energy weaponry is aimed right on the other side of the wall. Structural integrity fields, shields, ablative armor, and other technobabble keep the the whole bridge from popping like a balloon when something bad happens.

It’s like if your tv is plugged into a house with breakers and safely on a surge protector it’s not going to keep your tv from getting fried if zeus decides to target that outlet specifically and strike it.

meteorswarm,

Why not put the bridge somewhere internal, then? It’s not like it needs windows.

lemillionsocks,
@lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

The enterprise c did have a battle bridge that they used mostly for saucer separations, but there were times when they used it saucer in place and there are some ships which have more protected configurations.

Disregarding the IRL reasons of that’s just where it always goes, I believe the in universe reason is that starfleet at its core does not like to identify as a true military organization. It’s why the enterprise C is built like a cruise ship and why despite being a swift science vessel voyager is also very spacious and sleek and elegant on the inside. They do make plenty of starships that are top in class and capable of holding their own against anything else out there, but starfleet is not in the business of making warships. They overtly mention this in DS9 when it is mentioned that the Defiant is officially an “escort vessel” even though it is a very no frills combat vessel.

Of course they can get away with this concession because generally the shields do most of the work when it comes to absorbing hits anyway. Once shields are down if another vessel wants to go for the kill it wont take long for it to tear through the hull. In theory the centralized location also means that the bridge can get additional protection by tilting the saucer away from the enemy(sorry lower decks).

darkpanda,

You mean the Enterprise D?

Sharpiemarker, to risa in The answer is: Yes

Yes

Teal, (edited ) to risa in The answer is: Yes

Wesley looked around as he heard a deep and drawn out rumble….”shuuuuuuuut uuuuuup”. He gazed upward finding the imposingly disgruntled expression of none other than Treebeard, Shepard of the Trees.

lordxakio, to risa in Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want.

I want this framed in the bathroom where the eyes looks straight at the toilet!!!

zepheriths, to risa in Miles Edward O'Bane

Light was blinding you say? Say miles wouldn’t be from the terran empire would he?

RizzRustbolt, to risa in Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want.

Everyone was harmed in the making of that movie.

bionicjoey, to risa in Today is not a good day to push the cart

“we do not discuss it with outsiders”

aeronmelon, to risa in Today is not a good day to push the cart

Damn, three squeaky wheels? I’ll just carry everything.

FlyingSquid, to risa in All I want for Christmas is Oo-mox
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I love that not only was DS9 perfectly fine with showing the Ferengi version of a handjob, they even gave it a slang word.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Star Trek turned into a hardcore Ferengi pornography so gradually we hardly noticed

EmergMemeHologram, to risa in All I want for Christmas is Oo-mox

Is the O cousin Gaila’s moon?

Blackout, to risa in All I want for Christmas is Oo-mox
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.

canis_majoris, to risa in We don't talk about ~~Bruno~~ TOS Klingons
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Augment virus!

Long Live Phlox!

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