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wjrii, to risa in Excuse me, Vhat?
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Enkers, (edited ) to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...

I will upvote this, so that others may share in the misery of also having read this with their own two eyes.

Zink,

It was your contribution to the comment count that did me in.

… oops and I’ve made it worse.

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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This opens up so many possibilities.

bingbong,

Stank

ummthatguy, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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negativenull,
Kolanaki, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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Some

ummthatguy,
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body…

negativenull,

Once

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Told

negativenull,

Me

ummthatguy,
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The

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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World

Spot,
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was

kamenlady, (edited )
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made

match,
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of

NaibofTabr,
ininewcrow, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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Skank?

SpicyPeaSoup,
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Your mother, her legs wide open.

ivanafterall,
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Yes?

Zoop, (edited )

Aww, ya took my joke before I could make it!

Oh well. I’ll be here in case they need a back-up skank. I’ve got lots of practice being the last-choice skank. 😎

negativenull,
DharmaCurious, (edited )
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Nimoy thirst trap wasn’t on my bingo card for today, but I feel like a winner nonetheless.

the_dopamine_fiend,
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Spunk!

Teal,

Ska Trek

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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You guys aren’t going to believe this, but I just watched Amok Time, and he’s been there all along.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/e7dccd9d-f97b-4220-b94f-f0fdbc45239e.jpeg

rustydomino,
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This is the Quality Content ™ I come for.

lolcatnip, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...

It seems pretty sus that there are so many patterns in Vulcan names that only appear when they’re written in the Latin alphabet.

negativenull,

Vulcans are the same(ish) as Romulans. Romulans are Roman(ish), which speak Latin, so it fits.

lolcatnip,

Touché.

MaggiWuerze,

Impenetrable logic

Taleya, to risa in Excuse me, Vhat?

Bound by their mutual wigmaker

teft, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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negativenull,

Hehehe, “Shrek” killed me

culpritus, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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Read the title first as Vulcans are like Orions, and it made sense because Shrek is green.

Annoyed_Crabby, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...

Sunak?

Amaltheamannen,

Sumac 🤤

xusontha, to risa in Excuse me, Vhat?
CookieOfFortune, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

If only they had Space OSHA.

hakunawazo,

That would be so cool a sci-fi adaption of forklift-driver Klaus (warning, a bit gory but hilarious):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

troyunrau,
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what the actual fuck

hakunawazo,

Don’t say I didn’t warned you.

A_Union_of_Kobolds, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you’re gonna tell me you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

Norgur,

How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

Kolanaki,
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Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

NaibofTabr, (edited )
Blue_Morpho,

It’s an inanimate carbon rod. The hero of space.

glibg10b,

That’s an interesting way to spell relays

EinfachUnersetzlich,

OP is probably German.

Norgur,

Verflixt und zugenäht!

EinfachUnersetzlich,

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

Norgur,

Now we have the salad!

marcos,

I don’t know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

andrew_bidlaw,
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That’s why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

Eylrid,

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

marcos,

Well, it really wasn’t. You’d program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It’s a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it’s actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

admiralteal,

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

mosiacmango, (edited )

O’Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

BloodSlut,

What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you’re just slamming more power at stuff than it’s meant to use, where’s your overcurrent protection?

emergencyfood,

you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I’ve seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

wrath_of_grunge,
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one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it's the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O'Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can't 'just reroute power from things'.

it's a funny little nod from the writers.

m_r_butts,

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  • MandalorianPotato,
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    Yes the buttons can control relay switches.

    captainlezbian,

    Yeah you can shut the power from anywhere if you’re running low. You just need a sufficient switching system and for the issue to be related to supply or drain elsewhere

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