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felbane, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

Landless2029,

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

JPDev, (edited )

Heres the link to it …fitbit.com/…/74a1aee7-457c-441e-9e93-ed17a18b01d…

Repo: github.com/Sharkgrammer/clockface.json

wreckedcarzz, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

But a json file is used for storing settings and the like, not for providing real-time data, yeah?

felbane,

API calls often return json. It’s just a data format.

TexasDrunk,

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    aniki,

    You mean programming an ingestion routine to process json, surely, right?

    eerongal,
    @eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

    That’s friend’s name? Jason Parsor

    A_Very_Big_Fan,

    I mean, I’ve never used JSONs before but I imagine you could still write to them in realtime at least, as inefficient as that sounds lol. So you could probably get the same results on an actual text editor if you could modify it to update the text automatically when it detects a change instead of prompting the user

    Winter8593,

    I think:

    1. that’s the joke
    2. this is just a watchface template, not an actual file being updated constantly
    Daxtron2,

    No it’s used for all types of data transfer and real time data as well.

    starkzarn, to programmer_humor in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    I don’t know how you got a picture of me, but I demand it is removed!

    hypnotic_nerd,
    @hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

    Nailed it 😜

    cyborganism, to programmer_humor in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    As a side note, I find it incredible how much programmers have such little knowledge of how to use Git properly.

    Even the most amazing developers I’ve worked with found themselves completely unable to manage their repos properly.

    Cold_Brew_Enema,

    I use Git all the time and still have no idea how to use it

    emptyother, to programmer_humor in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

    They are all named some variant of “tutorial_Ch01” or “testprogram” probably. And one repository named “My Unnamed MMO” (or some other overly complex but trendy genre) that has like 12 lines of code so far and a crappy drawn pixelart png.

    shiveyarbles, to memes in not this again

    Too soon!

    Sabre363, to memes in not this again

    It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

    prole,

    Right? What a lazy bum, couldn’t even carry his own cross through the streets. Pussy.

    mastefetri, to memes in not this again

    Jesus is chilling with his friends, some call them disciples, but that’s not really fair. They were the only ones who believed in him when times were rough, and he treasures that. They’re having a few beers, a few laughs, enjoying life.

    Suddenly a voice calls out though space and time “Jesus, take the wheel” and an eldritch spell summons Jesus to a metal coffin, hurtling down a river made of stone at speeds which shouldn’t even be possible. Jesus can’t even believe what is happening. What the fuck, he screams as he desperately spins the wheel in his hands and flips over into a ditch.

    walter_wiggles, to memes in not this again

    Take Jesus away from the wheel!

    treadful, to memes in not this again
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    There was a community built around this on Reddit, wasn’t there?

    KreekyBonez,

    was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.

    I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like “hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son”

    ramirezmike,

    that sounds familiar. I was inspired by this post though

    treadful,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    Oh, this is OC? Sure not what I was thinking about then. Good job OP.

    ramirezmike,

    thanks! likely the one funny meme I’ll ever make 😂

    WarmSoda,

    Pretty sure that was also inspired by another post or comment. One thing I love about lemmy is people bouncing stuff off each other. It’s great

    Holyginz, to asklemmy in How to make fast cash asap in 5 minutes !! 🥵🔥

    Fuck off with this spam shit

    Deiv, to programmer_humor in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

    You’re special, #6,211,583

    🤣

    AVincentInSpace, to programmer_humor in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

    Maybe they meant your account is 915 days old as of this year?

    Username,

    I think that’s fairly obvious with the smaller text and context.

    TBooneChickens, to programmer_humor in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

    To be fair, they probably meant “this year, you reached 915 days with us”

    420stalin69,

    You do not gotta give it to them

    lurch, to programmer_humor in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

    Did you live on a very fast spaceship maybe?

    … or did you travel back to the start of 2023 multiple times, trying to fix the world? It would explain a lot of things.

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