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onlinepersona, to programmer_humor in Yes

The dude on the right is some neckbeard who yells “RTFM” and “i use Arch btw ;)” IRL.

originalucifer, (edited ) to newcommunities in Linux Memes - A community for sharing memes and humor around linux
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i though linux was like germans. efficient and without humor.

<ancient light bulb joke>

toomanyjoints69, to memes in Fedposting

Speeding should be legal but the government hates freedom. This is why there shouldnt be a state.

markstos, to memes in Fedposting

The speed limit might possible be 25 mph because a human could survive being hit at that speed.

Going this fast in a 25 mph zone is quite likely endangering someone else’s life, not just a private game of Darwinism.

quindraco, (edited )

Humans can’t survive being hit by a car at 25 mph.

The primary purpose of most speed limits is tax revenue, which is why most speed limits are not based on safety evidence. The local authorities just tweak the limits to maximize profits.

markstos,

Facts disagree with you. Humans have about an 80% chance of surviving a 25 mph impact.

www.propublica.org/article/unsafe-at-many-speeds

quindraco,

The article you linked doesn’t say what you claim it says. It discusses a 25moh car hitting a pedestrian, which is wildly different from a true 25mph impact in general, because most pedestrians will try to dodge.

markstos,

And do you have some data for the “most pedestrians will try to dodge” claim?

funkless_eck,

most impacts don’t happen at full speed. you’re not taking into account reaction times and braking distances at different speeds.

tilcica,

fun fact, the US isnt the entire world

outside of the US, the roads and areas are specifically designed for certain speed limits that are proven to be safe

markstos, to memes in Fedposting

Driver going 80 mph in 20 mph zone, strikes, kills man on bike:

tampabay.com/…/tampa-surgeon-in-tesla-struck-bicy…

ErwinLottemann, (edited )

healthcare 1 : capitalism 0 or something

Marketsupreme, to memes in Fedposting

This is kinda weird to me. Like I prefer not risking killing people

rbesfe,

It’s a shitpost, it’s supposed to be stupid

Bye,

The point is to mock those that post this kind of thing seriously. It’s to make you realize there is sometimes merit in the “stop having fun” side of things.

Pissnpink,

That’s gone so meta it inverted

tdawg, to memes in Fedposting

This couldn’t possibly be any less self aware

iforgotmyinstance, to memes in Fedposting

These the same mfers who say you can’t have road beers.

Boozilla, to memes in Influencerposting
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

What do do when you get paid by the hour not by the order: “Sorry, I didn’t get any of that, could you please repeat all of it?”

Do that enough times and the customers in line behind the person will kill the “rapper” for you and we all win.

CodingCarpenter,

Unfortunately won’t work. They are judged heavily by window times it’s why they’ll sometimes rush you through even if your orders not ready they’ll have you go wait in the parking lot. They start getting in trouble if those numbers go too high

Norgur, to memes in Influencerposting

"you want a rhyme meter with that? Because your lines severely lack it."

HerrVorragend, to memes in Influencerposting
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

How original.

Is it the same rap order that made the rounds on YouTube 15 odd years ago?

Hazmatastic,

I want a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce…

frauddogg, to memes in Influencerposting
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

where the fuck is Mario Judah

ilovededyoupiggy, to memes in Influencerposting
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.

Landsharkgun, to memes in Fedposting

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: cars should be mechanically speed-limited, the way they wanted to when cars were first introduced.

mrchuckles, to memes in Influencerposting

suplex those hoes

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