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dauerstaender, to memes in Skyrimposting

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BobVersionFour, to memes in Skyrimposting

Dull sword paid actor fake village we got ourself a skyrim truman show let's make it happen !

NocturnalMorning,

Isn’t that just called a movie?

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Not if the lead believes it’s real.

PsychedSy,

If you can fuck me up enough to believe it I’ll do it.

Hubi, to memes in Skyrimposting

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  • NocturnalMorning,

    Hopefully nowhere

    TIMMAY,

    hopefully now, here???

    PsychedSy,

    I mean I can prolly only find fentanyl but you can cashapp me. I have a friend that would prolly be able to safely do the injections and I know when ff11 came out I stayed up all night playing wolf:et and then I drove to get my preorder I thought leaves blowing across the road were 'nades so there’s precedent that my brain can fuck up the way we want.

    Duke_Nukem_1990, to memes in Skyrimposting

    Ah, treating people affected by adiction like subhumans. The american way!

    velox_vulnus,

    Shh, don’t give any ideas to these prank YouTubers!

    darkdemize, to memes in Skyrimposting

    “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

    uphillbothways, to memes in Skyrimposting
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    "Skyrim universe"
    Haven't even played an elder scrolls game in over 15 years, and I know it's called Tamriel.

    tilcica,

    skyrim is a country/province of tamriel

    tamriel is the continent on nirn

    nirn is the planet in mundus

    mundus is the mortal plane that is surrounded by oblivion

    oblivion is the smaller set of planes of existence inside aetherius that is inhabited by daedra

    aetherius is the immortal plane, it is the source of all creation


    holy shit these games have a fuck ton of lore

    pipe01,

    I should have paid more attention to the lore

    angelsomething, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    Literally why docker was invented

    SpeakinTelnet,
    @SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I have a love/hate relationship with docker. On one side it’s convenient to have a single line start for your services. On the other side as a self-hoster it made some developers rely only on docker meaning that deploying the stack from source is just an undocumented mess.

    Also following the log4j vulnerability I tend to prioritize building from source as some docker package were updated far later than the source code was.

    kratoz29,
    @kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

    I love Docker because it is the only sane method to selfhost shit with my Synology NAS, and I love my Synology NAS because it is the only Linux interaction that I have (from my old MacBook Pro).

    Zikeji,

    The Dockerfile is essentially the instructions for deploying from scratch. Sure, they most likely only exist for one distro but adapting isn’t a huge chore.

    You can also clone the repo and build the container yourself. If you want to update say, log4j, and then attempt to build it, that’s still entirely possible and easier than from scratch considering the build environment is consistent.

    SpeakinTelnet,
    @SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

    If I’m updating the source code already I might as well build my service from it, I really don’t see how building a docker container afterward makes it easier considering the update can also break compatibility with the docker environment.

    Also adapting can be a pita when the package is built around a really specific environment. Like if I see that the dockerfile installs a MySQL database can I instead connect it to my PostgreSQL database or is it completely not compatible? That’s not really something the dockerfile would tell me.

    evranch,

    I really don’t see how building a docker container afterward makes it easier

    What it’s supposed to make easier is both sandboxing and reuse / deployment. For example, Docker + Traefik makes some tasks so incredibly easy and secure compared to running them on bare metal. Or if you need to spin up multiple instances, they can be created and destroyed in seconds. Without the container, this just isn’t feasible.

    The dockerfile uses MySQL because it works. If you want to know if the core service works with PostgreSQL, that’s not really on the guy who wrote the dockerfile, that’s on the application maintainer. Read the docs, do some testing, create your own container using its own PostgreSQL or connecting to an external database if that suits your needs better.

    Once again the flexibility of bind mounts means you could often drop that external database right on top of the one in the container. That’s the real beauty of Docker IMO, being able to slot the containers into your system seamlessly due to the mount system.

    adapting can be a pita when the package is built around a really specific environment

    That’s the great thing about Docker, it lets you bring that really specific environment anywhere and in an incredibly lightweight manner compared to the old days of heavyweight VMs. I’ve even got Docker containers running on a Raspberry Pi B+ that otherwise is so old that it would be nearly impossible to install the libraries required to run modern software.

    kurwa,

    Now we just need to run docker inside the browser

    eatyourglory,

    Ah-ah! Now that’s progress!

    ohlaph,

    Docker has been a savior.

    takeda, (edited )

    Yeah, it “solved” the “it works on my machine” by bundling the machine with the code.

    youtu.be/0uixRE8xlbY

    Opafi,

    Man, I really was interested in that topic, but that guy really can’t do talks.

    takeda, (edited )

    What about this? youtu.be/5XY3K8DH55M

    Also I created this repo to create a reproducible sec environment for myself. I added other languages, but personally work mostly with python. It is basically resonating for handling all the boiler plate:

    github.com/takeda/nix-cde

    For packaging in docker I started to use nix2container project as it gives me a greater control over layers. So for example when I package my phyton app I typically use 3 layers:

    • python and it’s dependencies
    • my application dependencies
    • my application, which is very tiny compared to other two, so there is great reuse of the layers

    The algorithm mentioned in the video also helps a lot with reuse, but the above is more optimized by frequency of how things typically change.

    BTW: today I discovered this github.com/astro/microvm.nix I haven’t play with it yet, but in theory it would let me generate a microvm image (in similar fashion to generate a docker container) which would let me to run my app natively as a tiny VM on EC2 for example, and use only minimum necessary of a typical OS to run it.

    takeda, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    But it doesn’t even compile!

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    “You literally just wrote ‘kill all humans’ and put it in curly brackets.”

    xmunk,

    “So, did your program fail after you executed it? Or do you just think my code looks wrong?”

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    If you keep inquiring like this, it will send the terminator personally to have you exterminated

    FaceDeer, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    To be fair, the bug report was utterly useless too.

    parpol,

    Should have asked chatGPT to write the bug report.

    Contend6248, (edited )

    True, when i respond with the exact problem it usually gets fixed, interestingly even explained why it failed.

    Great for learning

    IzzyScissor,

    The only problem is that it’ll ALSO agree if you suggest the wrong problem.

    “Hey, shouldn’t you have to fleem the snort so it can be repurposed for later use?”

    You are correct. Fleeming the snort is necessary for repurposing for later use. Here is the updated code:

    FaceDeer,
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    That's not been my experience. It'll tend to be agreeable when I suggest architecture changes, or if I insist on some particular suboptimal design element, but if I tell it "this bit here isn't working" when it clearly isn't the real problem I've had it disagree with me and tell me what it thinks the bug is really caused by.

    Rhaedas,
    @Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

    Models are geared towards seeking the best human response for answers, not necessarily the answers themselves. Its first answer is based on probability of autocompleting from a huge sample of data, and in versions that have a memory adjusts later responses to how well the human is accepting the answers. There is no actual processing of the answers, although that may be in the latest variations being worked on where there are components that cycle through hundreds of attempts of generations of a problem to try to verify and pick the best answers. Basically rather than spit out the first autocomplete answers, it has subprocessing to actually weed out the junk and narrow into a hopefully good result. Still not AGI, but it's more useful than the first LLMs.

    Synthead,

    It was trying to is, then it isn’ted. Help?

    Fades, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    Every time I hear this from one of my devs under me I get a little more angry. Such a meaningless statement, what are you gonna do, hand your pc to the fucking customer?

    1984,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    “my devs under me”

    Lols.

    platypode, (edited )
    @platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

    doesn’t understand that this is a useful first step in debugging

    reacts with anger when devs don’t magically have an instant fix to a vague bug

    Yep, that’s a manager

    Belzebubulubu,
    @Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

    You are seeing the next CEO of that company

    Baizey,

    …yes? I thought we made that clear with containerization

    FaceDeer,
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    It's not actually meaningless. It means "I did test this and it did work under certain conditions." So maybe if you can determine what conditions are different on the customer's machine that'll give you a clue as to what happened.

    The most obscure bug that I ever created ended up being something that would work just fine on any machine that had at any point had Visual Studio 2013 installed on it, even if it had since had it uninstalled (it left behind the library that my code change had introduced a hidden dependency on). It would only fail on a machine that had never had Visual Studio 2013 installed. This was quite a few years back so the computers we had throughout the company mostly had had 2013 installed at some point, only brand new ones that hadn't been used for much would crash when it happened to touch my code. That was a fun one to figure out and the list of "works on this machine" vs. "doesn't work on that machine" was useful.

    amanaftermidnight, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    Then we’ll ship the AI.

    …what do you mean, all the ICBM silo doors are opening?

    hakunawazo,

    ChatGPT is far too long, let’s call it WOPR. The most capable tic tac toe machine.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames

    xx3rawr, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    The AI is taking over us

    Palacegalleryratio, to programmer_humor in Works on my machine

    You know what, this is on us. Chat GPT is just a prediction engine that tries to say what words it thinks follow a preceding prompt, and it’s looked at millions of examples (written by us) and it’s seen hapless clients and users complain about bugs and be told: “user error, works fine” so often chatGPT just thinks it’s just the culturally accepted polite response to a bug report, in the same way as responding to “thank you” with “you’re welcome”. This is a dark mirror on our profession.

    Bhaelfur, to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
    @Bhaelfur@lemmy.world avatar

    My cats did the same thing when they found a mouse. They would stand guard where they first saw it for over a month afterwards.

    Son_of_dad,

    My wife’s Yorkie once chased a mouse into a kitchen cupboard. After moving apartments and a decade later, if you asked him “where’s the mouse?” He’d run to the kitchen and stare at the cupboards

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