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miss_brainfart, to memes in They'd better be going through some real shit
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember, kids:

  1. Check your mirrors
  2. Set your blinker
  3. Turn your damn head and look
  4. Change lanes / Turn

Also, if you’re turning:
Set your blinker to let others know what you plan on doing before you brake.

meltylikecheese,

You should go in tour in the South giving seminars. In NY you will guaruntee get pulled for not signaling a turn or a lane change. In Mississippi, where I am now, the only blinkers are the ones that got hit by accident at the last turn, in a car that’s been going straight for the last 10 miles, with a driver going 15mph under the speed limit getting visibly frustrated trying to figure out what that dadgum ticking noise is. I had a cop almost hit me the other day changing lanes with no blinker.

andrew, to programmer_humor in What's your most obscure binding?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’ve mapped jk to escape because it’s rare and it’s separate fingers in home row, so it’s faster than e.g. jj.

rustydrd, to programmer_humor in What's your most obscure binding?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure if this is obscure or not: I have F12 bound to cycle through the low- to high-contrast versions of my color scheme so I can keep working when the sun hits my shitty laptop screen.

programmer_belch, to memes in This the big leagues kid
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The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

Knusper,

Super+F -> Firefox
Super+R -> Terminal
Super+E -> File Manager
Super+X -> Note-taking program

Classy,

Holy shit why did I never do this before.

I tried Linux and all the keybinding was a lot of fun, I gotta do it more with windows. I built my own specialized keyboard for inputting chords when I’m writing lyric sheets and I set CTRL+Tab as the keybind to switch between that and QWERTY.

Knusper,

I do composing, too, and I’ve written my fair share of shoddy scripts to automate tasks, but changing up the whole keyboard layout for a task, that’s the sort of madness I aspire to. 🙃

Classy,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7ec912b7-5285-4349-a5c7-c87ce1a31762.webp

I actually think this is slightly out of date, I combined Aug and dim into its own key with Shift for Alt, and maybe for flat/sharp, too?

flashgnash,

T is terminal for me, R would be to just run a single command in my top bar or something

Knusper,

Yeah, I had it on Super+T at first, too, but I have the command/application/everything runner bound to Super+Esc and I open a lot of terminal windows throughout the day, so I re-bound it to Super+R just because it’s slightly easier to reach.

evatronic, to programmer_humor in Memory is overrated

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

NateNate60, to linux in Linux holds a market share of approximately 14% in India.

That’s because even a grey market Windows key costs US$20 nowadays and that’s over ₹1,600. For comparison purposes, the largest Indian banknote is ₹500.

stepanzak,
NateNate60,

…but not legal. Being poor doesn’t necessarily mean you’re inclined to break the law. Besides, Linux is useful if you perhaps want to later get a job in the tech field.

d3Xt3r,

You’re not breaking the law, you’re breaking a software license agreement. That does not automatically make it a crime, at least, that would depend on your exact local laws, and the lawyer’s interpretation of it - in many cases the actual wording around this is ambiguous and could be argued both ways. A better term for it would be a “legal grey area”, which means if you’re a company then don’t f*** around with it, and if you’re just a random user then no one gives a f***.

In any case, if those scripts were truly illegal, then the Microsoft-owned Github wouldn’t host them in the first place. Clearly Microsoft themselves don’t have an issue with it, so why should anyone else care about it?

NateNate60,

Yes, you are breaking a law. Copyright infringement in this manner is an offence under the Copyright Act 1957 punishable with up to three years imprisonment and a fine.

jimmydoreisalefty, to memes in or you know... just shut up
jimmydoreisalefty, to memes in any low hanging fruit?
Aurenkin,

Oh yeah? Prove it then!

jimmydoreisalefty,

Let me check if I can prove it with the maths!

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/bc6ed33c-403c-4f87-a145-ae30355d26df.webp

Luisp,

Can’t do math I ran out of spice

jimmydoreisalefty,

noooo!

PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in or you know... just shut up

Thanks for reminding me 😑

unreachable, to memes in or you know... just shut up
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brain against themselves

MonkderZweite, to linux in Linux holds a market share of approximately 14% in India.

I find the concept of ‘market share’ applied to FOSS projects quite confusing.

aeternum, to memes in or you know... just shut up

wait, you guys have friends??

trailing9, to memes in or you know... just shut up

No you shut up. Stop missing unconditional love and self-acceptance!

onlinepersona, to linux in Linux holds a market share of approximately 14% in India.

It’s a little puzzling to me that Linux isn’t popular in low-income countries. Why wouldn’t it be the OS of choice there? Do we need to become linux missionaries? I imagine it would be easier to convince people who can’t buy an iPhone to use FLOSS than those who can drive to an Apple Store and waddle over to get yet another one.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Puzzling? Windows comes preinstalled or can be pirated. Also, it’s popular, Linux isn’t. No puzzle on sight.

danie10,
@danie10@lemmy.ml avatar

They know little about open source. Microsoft is exclusively in schools and government, and that is what they grow up with. They probably know more about pirating Windows, than using Linux legally. There is also a good kick-back in terms of MS license mark-ups for middle-men businesses. One would hope there is some mandatory education around different OSs as I’m sure kids would love to explore and modify software.

craftyindividual, to memes in any low hanging fruit?

“I think therefore I am” - Mario Descartes

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