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TORFdot0, to memes in Reddit be like

I recently got “this content is unverified, please open in our app to continue” from a Google search that lead to a random Reddit thread. Nope not gonna do that. I think I found a workable solution on stack overflow after that

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

You can change the url from www.reddit.com to old.reddit.com to bypass that 😉

pahlimur, (edited )

The day old reddit I gone is the day it is officially dead. Reddit is appealing to the insta audience now and it sucks. I’ve talked to so many people who only recently discovered reddit and they have no idea that discussion used to drive the site. It’s a picture browsing site for them. The site is going down the tubes quickly so it can do an IPO I guess.

Flaimbot, (edited )

personal petpeeve of mine, that insta-gen as you describe it, is mentally incapable of making/uploading computer screenshots in computer specific subs (e.g. game specific subs). they upload photos of their monitor that look like ass, angled like they’re tim walker and shaken like they’re driving on cobblestone… almost like we’re back in the 00s or something.
it literally requires more effort to post a worse picture and be removeded at than simply pressing print-screen and ctrl-v on the pc.
“bUt I’m NoT uSiNg ReDdIt On My CoMpUtEr So I’m NoT lOgGeD iN”
yeah, while at that better uninstall it on your phone aswell. nothing of worth comes out of you anyways. smh

pahlimur,

I wish this were only a problem with kids. I’m a system integrator and I’m constantly asking for screenshots of HMIs for troubleshooting. It’s about 50/50 with my current client if it’s going to be a jank cell phone picture or an actual screenshot. I think it’s an uneducated portion of the population that is too dumb to give a shit. They always existed but now the barrier to posting a photo is finally low enough that they can barely step over it and us early PC users are annoyed by them.

porksoda,

Not only did discussion used to drive that site, but thriving niche communities. I hired a young-ish (~25) webdev recently and he asked where I heard about a certain topic. I told him reddit and he was genuinely confused. I sent him links to r/webdev, r/selfhosted, r/sysadmin, r/datahoarder, and a handful of other recommendations. His mind was blown that reddit not only had those communities, but how deep the content was.

My point is, reddit has really leaned into the lowest common denominator audience to chase growth and has completely abandoned its nerd roots (most evidently by its API policy changes).

weeeeum,

I also go to the browser drop down settings and change to desktop mode. It’s annoying but once you zoom in a little it’s identical to mobile view lol.

Nightmaru, to asklemmy in Do actors all need to agree to casually smoke for some roles?

They’re herb cigarettes. Think about how long scenes take to shoot, it could be days for a single scene. They’d be smoking multiple packs in a day of nonstop smoking. Even actual smokers wouldn’t enjoy it.

eltimablo,

I dunno, if I got paid to smoke 3 packs a day I think I'd be pretty happy. I also hate my lungs more than most people though.

Lemjukes,

Sure, if you’re an A-lister making millions. But as a day player doing background work for <$200/day? Nah…

eltimablo,

That all depends on who's paying for the cigarettes

Mr_Buscemi,
@Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I remember hearing that’s what they used in filming Peaky Blinders when they smoke all the time.

MagicShel, to programmer_humor in ifn't

Reduce exclamation marks!? Great Scott!!! Is there a shortage of punctuation in the future!?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

All known deposits were depleted

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You could have saved two, all you had to do was use the interrobang. You’re a monster.

fsr1967,

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

jaybone,

1.21GB!!!

Flax_vert, to piracy in aaron swartz day

He’d be turning in his grave if he knew what Reddit turned into

sirico,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

If only lemmy was there this is more of what he envisioned for Reddit.

AMillionNames, (edited )

I don’t think it is, at least not the current iteration, but he would definitely have helped evolve its successor.

Flax_vert,

He’d probably have enabled ActivityPub on Reddit, had it been around.

guy, to programmer_humor in The Holy Trinity of JavaScript
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

== is a heathen with no rightful place except equality to null. All praise ===

cmdrkeen,

That’s what I used to think but it turns out to be the most Christian operator there is.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Eval works in mysterious ways

ADTJ,

I Object to your terrible pun

marcos, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

As long as their salary keeps increasing, I’d say go for it!

Boozilla, to memes in Influencerposting
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

What do do when you get paid by the hour not by the order: “Sorry, I didn’t get any of that, could you please repeat all of it?”

Do that enough times and the customers in line behind the person will kill the “rapper” for you and we all win.

CodingCarpenter,

Unfortunately won’t work. They are judged heavily by window times it’s why they’ll sometimes rush you through even if your orders not ready they’ll have you go wait in the parking lot. They start getting in trouble if those numbers go too high

peyotecosmico, (edited ) to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

Us: hahaha silly dog.

Also us: oh a waterfall, I’ll check behind it.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Those who do not check behind the waterfall do not deserve to see the fairy wonderland behind it.

Hexarei,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

A vintage meme sir but it checks out

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Also also us: oh a lottery ticket that I know for a mathematical fact has such a tiny chance of winning that I’m literally more likely to be struck by a shark and eaten by lightning, well I’ll try my odds, who knows?

Marketsupreme, to memes in Fedposting

This is kinda weird to me. Like I prefer not risking killing people

rbesfe,

It’s a shitpost, it’s supposed to be stupid

Bye,

The point is to mock those that post this kind of thing seriously. It’s to make you realize there is sometimes merit in the “stop having fun” side of things.

Pissnpink,

That’s gone so meta it inverted

Kichae, (edited ) to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

Ackshually, the answer is 4

6÷2*(1+2)

6÷(1+2)*2

6÷(3)*2

2*2

4

You’re welcome

Littleborat,

If there are rules about which dot comes first then you are not allowed to do this.

ryathal,

You aren’t allowed to do this because division isn’t transitive.

atomicorange,

c/TheyDidAMath

CowsLookLikeMaps,

psychopath

deadbeef79000, (edited )

Psychomath

ghostdoggtv, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

Not really visual anymore innit

ji17br,

Spotlight studio

prettybunnys, to programmer_humor in Bug Thread

I’m actually part of a email chain that randomly got created because of a bug on GitHub that created an issue out of nowhere.

Every year for the past decade or so folks pop up, say hi, talk about life, etc.

We’ve celebrated birthdays, graduations, marriages and births and talked about job losses and even death of loved ones.

Thanks random GitHub bug.

Feathercrown,
NewAgeOldPerson,

I thought I had read every xkcd there is. That was beautiful!

Rodeo,

Damn that last panel hits hard lol

Th4tGuyII, (edited ) to memes in 6÷2(1+2)
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

The answer realistically is determined by where you place implicit multiplication (or "multiplication by juxtaposition") in the order of operations.

Some place it above explicit multiplication and division, meaning it gets done before the division giving you an answer of 1

But if you place it as equal to it's explicit counterparts, then you'd sweep left to right giving you an answer of 9

Since those are both valid interpretations of the order of operations dependent on what field you're in, you're always going to end up with disagreements on questions like these...

But in reality nobody would write an equation like this, and even if they did, there would usually be some kind of context (I.e. units) to guide you as to what the answer should be.

Edit: Just skimmed that article, and it looks like I did remember the last explanation I heard about these correctly. Yay me!

wischi,

Exactly. With the blog post I try to reach people who already heared that some people say it’s ambiguous but either down understand how, or don’t believe it. I’m not sure if that will work out because people who “already know the only correct answer” probably won’t read a 30min blog post.

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Unfortunately these types of viral problems are designed the attract people who think they "know it all", so convincing them that their chosen answer isn't as right as they think it is will always be an uphill challenge

BCsven,

yeah, our math profs taught if the 2( is to be separated from that bracket for the implied multiplication then you do that math first, because the 2(1+2) is the same as (1+2)+(1+2) and not related to the first 6.

Th4tGuyII, (edited )
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

So you were taught strong juxtaposition then, where the implicit multiplication takes priority?

BCsven,

if it was 6÷2x(2+1) they suggested do division and mult from left to right, but 6÷2(2+1) implied a relationship between the number outside the parenthesis and inside them, and as soon as you broke those () you had to do the multiplication immediately that is connected to them. Like some models of calculatora do. wasn’t till a few yeara ago that I heard people were doing it differently.

sverit,

Yeah, that’s why fractions are good thing.

the_of_and_a_to, to programmer_humor in ifn't

I like “unless” in Ruby

JPDev,

unlessn’t

Goun,

I’m sorry, I hate the “unless” so much

NotSteve_,

At one of my first jobs, I was tasked to rewrite a bunch of legacy Perl scripts in Python and the unless lines always made me trip up. I don’t know why but it really messed with my mental flow when reading Perl code

marcos,

The Perl version of it is even greater!

EnderMB,

I haven’t written any Ruby for years, but I still praise it in every conversation I have regarding programming languages. It’s basically a much simpler Python, with some design ideas that are both beautiful and deeply strange.

OskarAxolotl,

Ruby was designed to evoke joy and they absolutely succeeded. Usually, programming is mostly a means to an end to me. But using Ruby just feels so amazing, it’s almost impossible to even describe to somebody who has never used it before.

AeonFelis, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

After so many years in this company, lots of the unmaintainable code I have to deal with is either my own fault, or the fault of someone I used to work with but and now they left and I’m the one who has to apologize for their code.

If I move to a different company, 100% of the unmaintainable code I’ll have to deal with there will be someone else’s fault.

owen,

In the industry we call this responsibility load balancing

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

And managers don’t like it when you explain that the code is a unmanageable mess because they put a deadline on every goddamn thing and never pay off technical debt.

At a new place you can honestly say “the code is kinda a mess, it needs a bunch of work” and the manager can just assume it was because the last guy didn’t know what he was doing and not because of their own shitty management.

soggy_kitty,

To be honest, sometimes shit code is 100% the Devs fault. I’ve witnessed it happen with other teams in my own company.

Let’s just say it was unavoidable to report it

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Management could implement a code review process to avoid this.

Software development isn’t a brand new field anymore. Most problems are well known and therefore have well known solutions. So it pretty much always comes down to management not wanting to implement the known solutions to the problems because its easier to blame the devs.

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