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ironcrotch, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

My god it’s all strings.

petersr, (edited )

Always has been

datelmd5sum,

disgusting

Strawberry,

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

TragicNotCute, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

roofuskit,
@roofuskit@lemmy.world avatar

Which is why it should be reported.

Honytawk,

I’d go out of my way to give a negative review stating that they wanted to bribe me into giving a positive review.

If multiple people did that, you’d see that nobody trusts the reviews anymore.

peter,
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Upvote my comment and I’ll upvote yours

haui_lemmy,

„Fake it til you make it“

There is a debate to be had about how far this is morally acceptable. If you‘re trying to promote your nonprofit and ask friends to ask their friends to look at it I‘d say thats fine.

But asking bluntly for fake reviews is not ok imo. I‘d report this person immediately. I‘d rather make a nice post on every social media platform that fits my topic and plainly ask folks for feedback. This just seems lazy and uninspired.

But you do you.

cupcakezealot, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

seems legit tbh

some_guy, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

Sakychu, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

Sub for sub?

AnActOfCreation, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Here’s one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

EDIT: And a terminal one.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

Classy, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

BigDanishGuy, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

somegeek, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

Duude this is so cool. Is there a watch like this for galaxy watch?

PMmeYourPenis,

Quick search came up with this: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

ClamDrinker, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

Dkarma,

Jesus I hope this is a joke. I hate json 🙄

damnfinecoffee,

yeah for real, let’s see an xml one instead

gornius,

Ah yes, perfect data format, where markup takes more space than the actual data.

curiousaur,

Would you prefer Yaml?

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

Sub for sub is a pretty standard social contract between upstarts. It looks beneath you because your livelihood isn’t going up against goliaths.

sag, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
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    sag,

    Stupid alt don’t tell our secrets

    shotgun_crab, (edited ) to programmer_humor in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

    Schrödinger’s boolean

    mrkite,
    @mrkite@programming.dev avatar

    Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

    jaybone,

    So regular bugs then.

    aluminium, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

    You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin’

    FMT99, to programmer_humor in Bug Thread

    They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

    Artyom,

    <mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

    Sibbo,

    Here is a fix <broken link>

    marcos,

    That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

    0110010001100010,
    @0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

    That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

    FTFY

    porgamrer,

    Also somewhere in the middle:

    “There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

    Mango,

    Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

    Ashelyn,

    But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

    ChapulinColorado,

    Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

    Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

    User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

    Git bot: clozed y’all.

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    No contava con tu astúcia

    TheGreenGolem,
    @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    That was Denvercoder9…

    SatyrSack,

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png

    hakunawazo,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/138fd729-e502-4aa9-a7dc-b79e17490675.png

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