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FlyingSquid, to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I understand, Dusty. I would inspect the magic pie bush every day too. Who turns down a free pie?

NatakuNox, (edited )
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

If I knew where that bush was, I’d periodically put pies in the bush just for Dusty.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Dusty is clearly a good boy or girl.

noctisatrae, to programmer_humor in The Perfect Solution

Why are you leaking your API key?

nick,

*OUR api key

noctisatrae,

“Thanks mate, now I can just use it too”

JPDev,

Keys disabled

shotgun_crab, (edited ) to programmer_humor in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Schrödinger’s boolean

mrkite,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

jaybone,

So regular bugs then.

dangblingus, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

I tried explaining this to people on facebook in 2010 or so.

“You must be fun at parties!”

Bitch, i dont want to attend your lame ass party where people think they know how math works.

privsecfoss, to piracy in aaron swartz day
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He made the world a better place.

Stoney_Logica1, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

Hopefully that’s not a resting heart rate.

NightAuthor,

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

bane_killgrind,

If this is a photo for a bug report, it might have made his week.

xenoclast,

I’m sure it isn’t… but you’d be surprised how much resting hr goes up with age.

cyborganism, to programmer_humor in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

As a side note, I find it incredible how much programmers have such little knowledge of how to use Git properly.

Even the most amazing developers I’ve worked with found themselves completely unable to manage their repos properly.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I use Git all the time and still have no idea how to use it

xmunk, to programmer_humor in ifn't

Still not as good as whence

fartsparkles,

Is this a reference to something because I’d love to read it if you have a time to share.

xx3rawr,

Woah. I did a quick google and it’s not just a meme, but actually used in some major lang’s libraries.

jjjalljs,

This is one of those “modern Google/search sucks” moments because I couldn’t immediately find examples of it in a programming language.

xx3rawr,

I actually used DDG and most I’ve seen, they’re just used as arguments for functions notably in C and Python

LeFrog, (edited )
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It is used in ksh korn shell to see what executable responds to a command:

superuser.com/a/351995

Edit: Oh, what a rabbit hole: Why not use “which”? What to use then?

SubArcticTundra, (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Legislation (which feels similar to programming languages sometimes) seems to have some keywords of its own. I remember seeing a lot of Whereas … and Having regard to ….

Eikichi, to piracy in aaron swartz day
@Eikichi@lemmy.ml avatar

King of the king beyond hacktivism

chemical_cutthroat, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

This is a blessing. You won’t have to look at the spaghetti the last dev left behind.

rimjob_rainer, (edited ) to programmer_humor in ifn't

Why not just ifnot? Same count of characters but an o instead of a possibly problematic single quote.

KmlSlmk64,
@KmlSlmk64@lemmy.world avatar

If someone really wanted to add it, probably the best would be to use unless

JoshuaEN,

I really liked having unless in Ruby; a ! can be easy to miss, while unless made it clear without needing to write out != true.

HexAndSquare,

It’s also cool when you do unless(!condition). I particularly like this.

Ookami38,

I think it’s just capitalizing on a trend to add n’t to otherwise noy contractions, to make them into contractions. Contractionn’ts, if you will

xia, to programmer_humor in ifn't

“Help’s with readability”? You know what else helps? Not using contractions and introducing an unbalanced single quote.

bdonvr,

If they’d’nt’ve done that, it’d’ve been better. Agreed.

fsr1967,

TIHI

Cwilliams,

they’d’nt’ve

Aside: rip Tom Scott

survivalmachine,

This feels racist against Appalachia. We naturally speak with contractions and are commonly referred to as “unbalanced”.

frezik,

Runs havoc on parsing, too. It’s bad for both humans and robots. I say we ship it.

anzo, to programmer_humor in Release notes of an open source app. Someone is pretty mad at Canonical for Snap

This post title is misleading. The developer was working with Snap until Canonical didn’t allowed it anymore. He’s pissed with the policy enforcement which is strictly speaking commercial and as bad as Apple’s afaik…

suy,

Sorry, could you clarify what you mean? I don’t see the difference. Isn’t the author complaining about Canonical for the policy enforcement?

anzo,

Canonical has been taking bad decisions for quite some time now, and this developer was trying to reach Ubuntu users even while probably knowing these. Which makes sense, of course. The point being that this dev’s disappointment seems quite specific in these notes (against Snap), and imho he might work again towards shipping their app through Snap if he was allowed to. My comment compares Canonical to Apple, to give some context of where Canonical is at so many other idiosyncrasies (for example, I also heard other bad stuff about their H.R., in particular a way too lengthy hiring process.)

CallumWells, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

I love that the calculators showing different answers are both from the same manufacturer XD

wischi, (edited )

In the blog post there are even more. Texas Instruments, HP and Canon also have calculators, and some of them show 9 and some 1.

son_named_bort, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

What if the real answer is the friends we made along the way?

HurlingDurling,

This is Facebook we are talking about, what friends? Everyone hates everyone on Facebook

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