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originalucifer, (edited ) to newcommunities in Linux Memes - A community for sharing memes and humor around linux
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i though linux was like germans. efficient and without humor.

<ancient light bulb joke>

onlinepersona, to programmer_humor in Yes

The dude on the right is some neckbeard who yells “RTFM” and “i use Arch btw ;)” IRL.

dan, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@dan@upvote.au avatar

This reminds me of something I saw online maybe 20 years ago now. Someone created a torrent with a name like “every IP address ever (hacking tool)” and uploaded it to Suprnova, which ended up having thousands of people seeding it. It was just a text file with every IPv4 from 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255 😂

coloredgrayscale,

Heard about that too! Is there an updated version for ipv6?

xav, to programmer_humor in GoOn

I’ll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

0.0.0.2 is Bob

blakeus12, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

s.w.x.y/z

plug it into a 5-dimensional graph and there you go.

doctorcrimson, to programmer_humor in GoOn

ipv4 [0,255].[0,255].[0,255].[0,255]

ipv6 [0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]

spudwart, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

I mean if I name them do I have to own the domain or…

jeffhykin, to programmer_humor in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

If you think that’s good, then you’re gonna love this “simplified” real code posted as a real issue on one of my Github repos.

Edit: updated link to address the stack-trace comment

Socsa, to programmer_humor in Yes

This is false, you also need vim and tmux

SpasmodicColon, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net avatar

127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert

baseless_discourse, to programmer_humor in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

Is this how you do Fin in peasant languages?

catsup, to memes in Puede ser una buena foto de perfil??????

Si pa, mandale

agilob, to programmer_humor in Yes
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

Before nginx was a thing, I worked with a guy who forked apache httpd and wrote this blog in C, like, literally embedded html and css inside the server, so when he made a tpyo or was adding another post he had to recompile the source code. The performance was out of this world.

Schmeckinger,

There are a lot of solutions like that in rust. You basically compile the template into your code.

bazsalanszky,
@bazsalanszky@lemmy.toldi.eu avatar

This reminds me of one of my older projects. I wanted to learn more about network communications, so I started working on a simple P2P chat app. It wasn’t anything fancy, but I really enjoyed working on it. One challenge I faced was that, at the time, I didn’t know how to listen for user input while handling network communication simultaneously. So, after I had managed to get multiple TCP sockets working on one thread, I thought, why not open another socket for HTTP communication? That way, I could incorporate a fancy web UI instead of just a CLI interface.

So, I wrote a simple HTTP server, which, in hindsight, might not have been necessary.

agilob, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

shootwhatsmyname, to programmer_humor in GoOn
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

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