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Boogiepop, to manga in Don't Bully Me and Give Me Flashback To Your Old Persona, Nagatoro!
@Boogiepop@lemmy.world avatar

I was reading this earlier thinking ‘holy shit, did Nanashi go for the long con?’

fogetaboutit,

Imagine he rode it back to the bank and bullied the shit out of him

DickJones,
@DickJones@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m praying for this

Boogiepop,
@Boogiepop@lemmy.world avatar

1000007580

docAvid, to programmer_humor in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Weird. Booleanish isn’t a built-in, I’m pretty sure. I’d like to see the definition.

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar 

<span style="color:#323232;">type Booleanish = true & false
</span>

?

madkarlsson,

This looks like javascript so let me guess the typescript definition

any|unknown

this is a joke, please chill

FMT99, to programmer_humor in Bug Thread

They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

Artyom,

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

Sibbo,

Here is a fix <broken link>

marcos,

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

0110010001100010,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

FTFY

porgamrer,

Also somewhere in the middle:

“There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

Mango,

Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

Ashelyn,

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

ChapulinColorado,

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

No contava con tu astúcia

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That was Denvercoder9…

SatyrSack,

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png

hakunawazo,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/138fd729-e502-4aa9-a7dc-b79e17490675.png

aluminium, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin’

shotgun_crab, (edited ) to programmer_humor in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Schrödinger’s boolean

mrkite,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

jaybone,

So regular bugs then.

sag, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
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    sag,

    Stupid alt don’t tell our secrets

    Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    Sub for sub is a pretty standard social contract between upstarts. It looks beneath you because your livelihood isn’t going up against goliaths.

    ClamDrinker, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

    Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

    Dkarma,

    Jesus I hope this is a joke. I hate json 🙄

    damnfinecoffee,

    yeah for real, let’s see an xml one instead

    gornius,

    Ah yes, perfect data format, where markup takes more space than the actual data.

    curiousaur,

    Would you prefer Yaml?

    somegeek, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

    Duude this is so cool. Is there a watch like this for galaxy watch?

    PMmeYourPenis,

    Quick search came up with this: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    BigDanishGuy, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

    I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

    Classy, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

    AnActOfCreation, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face
    @AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

    Here’s one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

    play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    EDIT: And a terminal one.

    play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    Sakychu, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    Sub for sub?

    some_guy, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face

    You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

    cupcakezealot, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
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    seems legit tbh

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