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thorbot, to memes in boardgameme.png

This is why I like games with lots of interaction. Then you can curse each other out before you kill them

smuuthbrane, to memes in boardgameme.png
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the game of Let’s See What Kind Of Person You REALLY Are When Things Get A Bit Competitive.

cannedtuna, to memes in Think we should intervene?

Wtf was even the idea behind even making the source picture??? Fucking bizarre

spader312,

Looks like Jehovah Witness Doomsday persecution propaganda

Potatos_are_not_friends,

JW love rapture porn

friek,

Maybe canned tuna is the answer.

Gentoo1337,
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

They probably meant that angels are judging the cops actions? Idk

hydroptic,

I did an image search and you were right, it’s jehova’s witnesses: wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2022240

“During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Allrighty then.

frezik, (edited )

Ex JW here. This is depicting one of the steps in their equivalent to the Rapture. It goes something like this:

  • The UN activates as a full world government, and decides to destroy all religion (if you know the slightest bit about the UN, you can see how absurd this is before we get to anything else)
  • After clearing out everything else, the UN suddenly realizes that Jehovah’s Witnesses are still around
  • They attack JWs (what OP’s picture depicts), but God intervenes to protect them supernaturally
  • Jehovah wins and tosses Satan in a deep pit
  • Earth is transformed over 1000 years into a paradise. Nobody dies, and previous righteous people are resurrected.
  • At the end of that, Satan is let out again for a final judgment of humanity
  • Satan is killed off for good. Any human survivors live forever on a paradise Earth.

Gog of Magog comes from Ezekiel 38. From the New World Translation: "The word of Jehovah again came to me, saying: 2 “Son of man, set your face against Gog of the land of Maʹgog, the head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal, and prophesy against him. 3 Say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah says: “Here I am against you, O Gog, head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal. "

Then, the term pops up again in Revelation 20: “7 Now as soon as the 1,000 years have ended, Satan will be released from his prison, 8 and he will go out to mislead those nations in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Maʹgog, to gather them together for the war. The number of these is as the sand of the sea.”

So Gog is basically another term for Satan in this reading. Though Ezekiel seems to be talking about a people from a specific place.

As a side note, “But we can take comfort in knowing…” is a common phrase in their writing, and I get a little twitch every time I read it.

rambling_lunatic,

Good job on getting out of the JW. I heard it is damned difficult.

hydroptic,

Wait, wait, wait: is this seriously what JWs believe? I honestly don’t know much about them except that they’re somehow weird.

Also fun (???) tidbit, that “But we can take comfort in knowing” phrase.

spader312, (edited )

Yes 100%. Born and raised. You grow up your entire life thinking the world is going to end in a few years. Why goto college if the world will end and it won’t serve you in the new system? We grow up in terror, see a storm out the window… Is it Armageddon? Constant fear.

Not to mention the fear of being exiled from your friends and family if you “sin”. My childhood was lost because I didn’t get to celebrate Christmas or Halloween, or goto my friends house from school, or watch Harry Potter or play Pokemon. Instead we went to church twice a week, went knocking door to door at least once a week in the heat and humidity, and did book study once a week where we read their literature and answer simple minded questions about it. Sundays were non-existent because we spent the entire day partaking in those activities.

hydroptic, (edited )

Shit, I had no idea. That sounds like a fairly anxiety-inducing way to live.

Around the Cretaceous period when I was in elementary school, I had a classmate who was in the JW and their life did sort of seem pretty drab compared to the rest of us, at least based on what they talked about, but I guess it’s no surprise that they didn’t much venture into the whole Armageddon thing for example, being 7–9yo at the time.

spader312, (edited )

It is anxiety inducing, it’s hard to even realize it because they always keep you busy. And they discourage you from having friends outside the religion and teach you that people outside have miserable lives, they only do drugs, drink alcohol and have sex. Anyone outside is only nice to you because they want to take advantage of you.

Youre taught to be scared of the outside world so you never explore it and realize that normal people really are just normal and most people are actually very friendly and want to help each other, and are a million times less judgemental than other JWs.

In other words, it’s a cult.

frezik,

I’m still disappointed in the relative lack of orgies since getting out. I WAS PROMISED ORGIES, DAMMIT!

hydroptic, (edited )

It’s like the “anti drug education” a lot of us had to sit through as a kid. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FREE DRUGS I WAS PROMISED DEALERS WERE HANDING OUT???

frezik,

Yup, that’s their whole outline of the end days. Supposed to happen in the lifetime of people alive in 1914, and there’s a whole thing about how they’ve managed to extend that deadline.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the oldest person currently alive was born in 1907, so there’s still time!

hydroptic, (edited )

The people inside the house look like they all have dark hair. Maybe in the original it’s angels guiding and protecting righteous immigration cops while they’re arresting dangerous illegal immigrants (ie flashbanging toddlers)?

edit: nope lol it’s jehova’s witnesses: “During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Annoyed_Crabby,

That name and your meme makes the angle looks like the audience of some reality show lol.

it’s jehova

https://media.tenor.com/8JyhyoSrhKwAAAAC/stoning-stone.gif

hydroptic,

All I did was say to my wife, “that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova!”

Rolando,

You’re only making it worse for yourself!

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar
cannedtuna,

Wild. Thanks for the follow up

Vilian,

Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us" lmao, they gonna het flashbanged so hard

hydroptic,

Maybe they didn’t contribute enough to the collection last time

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

she gog on magog until I tribulate

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Persecution fetish.

Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days” everyone who doesn’t follow the NWO religion or doesn’t have the mark of the beast will be persecuted. If you look very closely you can see the family in the house if praying with their heads down…. meanwhile these are the same people attempting to self fulfill their own prophecy by integrating religion into government

ieightpi,

Fuck I never looked at it that way before. To think they fear this future, yet they are the potential cause of this distopian future

Sylvartas,

Also these people, who are so adamant in their beliefs that the State is out to get them (or will be in the near future) are almost always in favor of militarizing police and giving them more power in general, if not straight up pushing for it.

Persecution fetish indeed.

Chakravanti,

It seems that they like it like that…

…revelation wasn’t a prediction. Apparently it was a fetish.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days”

I’ve legit heard arguments along the lines of “you shouldn’t care about climate change because the rapture’s going to be any day now. The fact that scientists are still advocating for bullshit like eliminating fossil fuels instead of repenting shows that they’re working for the devil trying to drag you to hell with them.”

Etterra, to memes in Think we should intervene?

Humanity: suffers endlessly

“God:” eating popcorn lol you guys suck at this.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Humanity: suffers endlessly

“God,” who supposedly created all aspects about humans, their nature and the world and already knew in advance everything that would happen including humans eating from the tree of knowledge: and who’s fault is that?

It’s like writing a bad computer program and then being mad at it when it crashes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

God just like me fr fr

Ashyr, to risa in this is the fediverse, and we are the federation

I will dispute the notion that you can disambiguate between old and new Spocks by hotness.

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah fair, based

nocturne213, to pokemon in Pokemon 151 tins: How many cards can they hold?

I just stuffed 85 unsleeved Basic Lands (Magic The Gathering) in one of my tins. It closed, but a couple less cards would probably be better.

SSUPII,

MGT cards, if I remember correctly, are the exact same size as PTCG’s ones. Thank you!

nocturne213,

They are the same sleeve size, but unsure about thickness.

optissima,

What year are the cards from? If I remember correctly, older cards are slightly thicker?

nocturne213,

The newest land station, i think it was released with Brothers’ War (end of last year)

SSUPII,

If we talk about commons, they are the exact same tickness (0.012’’ or 0.305mm)

Foil cards can vary

qooqie, (edited ) to comicstrips in Hi dad!

I feel like I can say it here compared to that other site, but I never liked these comics. Maybe 1/100 felt clever or funny and I hated that stupid meta of adding shit to find in your boring ass comics.

null,

What’s the hidden thing that you’re supposed to find here?

mosiacmango,

Normally Gary the dildo is in every comic, generally hidden.

Hes a bit easier to find in this one.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Excuse me, he’s a butt plug.

Pratai,

I was blocked from r/comics for saying that I didn’t like Pizzacake’s stuff. So I get what you’re saying.

Sharkwellington,

I didn’t take much issue with Pizzacake until their comics became this weird circlejerk about people who didn’t like them. There was no joke just “Oooh I made another one! Look how much I don’t care about the haters! They’re sooo upset!” Each complete with a strawperson getting super triggered that they would continue making comics.

I get it, you put time and effort into making a comic and it’s frustrating to see people who don’t like them. Let off steam with maybe just one comic. But after seeing multiple of the same exact thing I was really done seeing that kind of rage bait in my feed.

Pratai,

The entire thing was screaming “look at me! I’m quirky and weird! Isn’t it cute!”

And no, it’s not cute. It’s cringy as fuck.

Rodeo,

Making your comic about yourself is automatically lame.

dmention7,

Glad you finally found the courage to speak up! If there was one thing I felt was missing from Reddit, it was people sharing how much they disliked certain web comics.

qooqie, (edited )

The difference isn’t something missing. The difference between the sites is here has more actual discussion. While people still feel the need to downvote anything they don’t agree with I still think it’d be interesting to have discussions

Tb0n3, to comicstrips in Hi dad!

Oh oh I get it. It’s a butt plug and anal beads. How disgusting.

surewhynotlem,

Gary has a deep and rich inner life. It’s disrespectful to boil him down to his career choice.

HipPriest,

I've been seeing these on r/comics and assumed he was her secret alien friend or something, I never realised he was a sex toy.

Thanks for the, uh, enlightenment

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think you misspelled funny.

Classy,

Le seggs funnie

Saltblue,

Insulting the comic is not necessary, but saying it’s funny… I don’t know

Deiv,

How is it insulting if you find a comic unappealing?

clay_pidgin, to comicstrips in Hi dad!

What is this comic called? I feel like sourcing should be required.

cbarrick,
clay_pidgin,

Thanks.

Nurse_Robot, to comicstrips in Hi dad!

What’s with the troll comments? Sheesh

sigmaklimgrindset, to animemes in Change my mind

Is this a controversial opinion? I thought this was a popular view of SnK since 2013

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not really, I don’t think. Mostly it’s just a funny thought.

guyrocket, to newcommunities in The Monkey's Paw - A place where you can make a wish and ruin other's
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Op's link opens for me but I don't see any option there to join. Am I sol as a kbinner?

late_night,
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Someone posted this earlier for people on kbin: kbin.social/m/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That worked. Thank you.

livus, to newcommunities in The Monkey's Paw - A place where you can make a wish and ruin other's
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DirkMcCallahan, to newcommunities in The Monkey's Paw - A place where you can make a wish and ruin other's

Nice community idea! I’ll definitely be subscribing.

Krackalot, to memes in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.

Look at all those chickens!

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