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fsxylo, to comicstrips in Discovery

I don’t know what this is, but I like it.

Crul,

Credit: pocketss

Linked on the OP.

aaaa, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

Louis Jordan - A Man’s Best Friend is a Bed (1947)

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

I see you pop culture reference and I raise you: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

…m.wikipedia.org/…/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats

CCF_100, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

I’m looking at this image while in bed

dan1101, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

Bed doesn’t tell you negative things

Bed doesn’t ask you to do things

Holzkohlen,

That what the voices are for. The voices follow me to bed too.

notasandwich1948, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

me reading this while still in bed

SamVergeudetZeit, to memes in She is right !
@SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de avatar

How boring

Falafels, to memes in She is right !

You can’t forget the daily wine, that’s usually in there too.

onlooker, to memes in She is right !
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

I am going to be immortal.

Blackmist, to memes in She is right !

The secret to long life is to live a really long time without dying.

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

Im not scared of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

DessertStorms, (edited ) to memes in She is right !
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

She is right, with her actual statement

Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

(ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

cabbagee,

Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

this you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1ac1001-98d8-4957-99e0-168dcbcd1153.jpeg

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

this you?

At least you tried 😂
(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

homicidalrobot,

Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

ilinamorato,

The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

ilinamorato,

Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b34525a4-539c-49d9-b323-a2dd3b6b8635.webp

ZzyzxRoad,

This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

ViscloReader, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

Your free subscription regarding Google bed + has ended, please accept ads or consider subscribing to the service. The bed will be unusable after three nap without Google bed +

GFGJewbacca,

Shhhhh, don’t give them ideas.

roembol,

Don’t worry they’ll just discontinue it in a few years

Mothra, to memes in She is right !
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Damn am I doomed to a long life?

GissaMittJobb, to memes in She is right !

I want to remember that loneliness is a major factor in dying earlier than people who are not lonely, so I would think she’s not right.

Viking_Hippie,

Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

Falafels,

Depends. Alone is not the same as lonely.

kaffeebohne, to memes in She is right !

Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

ooterness, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

I don’t want to get out of futon.

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