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MrPoopyButthole, to comicstrips in Those soulless eyes see only movement and innocence [GoodBearComics]
@MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world avatar

Do you like nine inch nails through each one of your eyelids?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was totally with you for the first six words.

HobbitFoot,

Uh huh!

spauldo, to memes in It works really well

Best: washing girlfriend with soap and water.

creditCrazy, to starwarsmemes in Answer the question, Anakin.
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Anakin: it’s over obi wan I have the STD. Obi wan: Anakin wtf

DirkMcCallahan, to starwarsmemes in Answer the question, Anakin.

They were such hypocrites, as if Yoda and Yaddle weren’t banging one out behind the scenes at every opportunity.

misterundercoat,

Exceptions are made if banging is important for the survival of the species*, and they were like the only two in the galaxy. See also: Ki-Adi-Mundi and his 5 wives.

*this exception may or may not have been written by Ki-Adi-Mundi

Annoyed_Crabby, to baldurs_gate_3 in Are you fucking *kidding me?!?*
DillyDaily, to comicstrips in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]

When I do a little bit every day, I still find myself with the lions head of the task leftover to do the night before.

Sure, it’s saved my ass a few times, I’ll have gotten all the time sensitive tasks done earlier - if I need to buy something before an event I’m sure glad I started early because I had time for the parcel delivery. But I’m still up till 3am the night before finishing the PowerPoint presentation, and I’m rocking up to the venue at 7am not 9am because I never did get around to setting up the furniture as planned because instead I fixated on the catering and spent 6 hours learning how to florrette every fruit known to man - a job I’d only scheduled 40 minutes for.

I’ll do a task that I’d scheduled 2 hours for and knock it out of the park in 15 minutes. So I reward myself by taking the entire rest of the day off from any related tasks. Then I get stuck on a task that is taking much longer - sometimes because it genuinely takes longer than I realised, sometimes because something about it just sends me into a timeless trance.

So that’s what happens if I start early. It’s a lot of mental labour. If I don’t start early, so far nothing bad has happened, and it feels like less work because I condense it into a shorter time.

Cihta, to comicstrips in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

Yep this is me right now. I’m being screamed at on a project I could have finished long ago but now they are throwing deadlines out and I spend more time coming up with excuses than just actually doing it.

I know how it looks from the outside, i seem incompetent. Sucks because it’s easy but I’m skimming lemmy and seeing what movies are on rather than working.

Drugs will kick in soon though and i can get back to it. Fun.

PM_me_your_vagina_thanks, to baldurs_gate_3 in Are you fucking *kidding me?!?*

The cheeks also say "left cheek" and "right cheek" lmao

EDIT: Does the neck say "Larian"?

EDIT: the full neck is "Larian Studios", amazing

Redhotkurt, (edited ) to comicstrips in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
@Redhotkurt@kbin.social avatar

This frickin comic, it gets me every time. It is a lot like that. I try to reason, be rational, consider options, but I get nothing back. It's like trying to hail the Reliant, all I get is static.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I am never gonna get bored of seeing Star Trek references just absolutely fucking everywhere.

That being said I’m sorry it resonates so hard. I feel you buddy. I feel you…

Redhotkurt,
@Redhotkurt@kbin.social avatar

Same here, it hasn't gotten old for me yet! Hahah, I'm sure you get this a lot, but I saw your username and assumed I was looking at a Risa post (or at least a post in the startrek.website instance), hence the Trek reference.

Thx for posting this comic, it's nice to be reminded you're not the only one, ya know?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yes. Yes I do get that a lot lol I never thought that would end up being a consequence of me branching out into other communities after establishing myself in Risa. You’re not alone though, don’t worry about that!

Oh I totally get it. That’s why I love this comic series so much. Was genuinely one of the first times I could go “oh wow, someone gets it.” I have most of the comics saved to my phone which is why my posting of comics to this community is skewed in their favor. Also I just kinda love them and wanna give the artist more attention.

OpenStars, to starwarsmemes in Answer the question, Anakin.
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

They are totally fine with fucking, it is strong emotions they are against. Wham bam goodbye is perfectly acceptable, but call me maybe (even just to talk) is strictly forbidden.

paddirn, to starwarsmemes in Answer the question, Anakin.

Rise of Skywalker

brihuang95, to starwarsmemes in Answer the question, Anakin.
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

yes…from a certain point of view 🙂

OsrsNeedsF2P, to memes in Billy believes in adblocking

Imagine shilling a closed source, sold out alternative to UBlock Origin

Nepenthe, to baldurs_gate_3 in I really feel for Daddy Halsin
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

And one unusually eloquent zombie who apparently showed up one day and refuses to explain himself to anyone.

But I audibly laughed. Brilliant. Thank you for this.

limelight79, to risa in Lemmy users when I mention I pay for Youtube Premium

You think that’s bad? Mention you use a HP printer sometime. I dare you to try it.

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