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HawlSera, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

This is why I’m really hoping that the idea of quantum archeology turns out to be more science than bullshit.

MossyFeathers,

I’m not really sure what quantum archeology is, but another possibility is that, should we ever discover a way of circumventing the speed of light, you could fly millions of light-years away and set up a big-ass telescope to watch past earth. It’d only work if we discover a way of travelling ftl though, and it’s highly unlikely we’ll accomplish that in our lifetimes.

HawlSera,

Basically it’s this idea that you can date online the universe itself to restore anything or anyone from the past

Meowoem,

There are so many crazy possibilities that will probably never happen, I love imagining what the world would be like if we could look through a time window - my daydream is normally about sending probes back to the point in space earth used to be and how fascinating the debates about where to look first would be, knowing it’s going to take years to get there and record it with everyone debating and getting anxious as to what it’ll see.

Like imagine how much information you’d get from fifteen minutes 4k footage of a Roman senate debate, and how disappointing it’d be after all that anticipation if you get a day or was closed. Still a billion things to obsess over in the image but disappointing when you’re hoping to see ceaser speak

Of course trying to catch sight of Jesus would be a huge project, I imagine it like those grifts where people go looking for the arc. What do they do if there’s no sign? What do they do if when they look nothing is anything like expected - would be so many people trying to find clues to what actually happened, at some point someone is going to find something really wild like they finally find someone from the Bible but it’s Jesus mate Judas laughing about how rich they’re getting pulling the reward money and rescue scam from the good the bad and the ugly…

And the people scouring to get clips for their YouTube channel, histories biggest cringe moments, wildest parties in history, luckiest trick shots ever…

HawlSera, (edited )

What I would find absolutely crazy is someone having no idea how this technology that we find ubiquitous, but the far future doesn’t have a clue about it, so someone gets out his Quantum Resurrection machine and brings back Millenial Grandpa to explain how the cartridge needs to be blown into

guyrocket, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
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Feels like we're doing our best to make up for that now with pics and video from almost everyone on the planet hitting the interwebs.

I pity the historian that has to try to dig through all of it.

ThunderingJerboa,
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Depends. In some ways you are correct but in other ways not so much. We like to think in the digital age once its up, its up forever. In theory yes but in some ways no since we have already seen in recent memory. Hell the popularity of lemmy and the fedeverse was kicked off because many of us left reddit, lead to many of us basically deleting/editing our prior comments. Someone can possibly have a snapshot of it but the chances of it are pretty small for some weird random obscure post on a forum. Our reliance on free services can easily lead to something disappearing as easily as it appeared. Hell we are seeing some youtube videos basically disappearing over fears of Ai scraping and it can happen abruptly.

ShaggySnacks,

Not only that; websites get deleted, servers can fail, data can be corrupted, business toss out memory storage when going out business, etc.

Nothing in the digital lasts.

HikingVet,

That’s if it survives. Entropy has a go at everything.

filcuk,

Funny how some older media are so much better for longevity, like CDs.
And the expected lifespan is still only 50-100 years.
That’s a speck of sand it the human history.

dingus,
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Tape disk drives and tapes are actually some of the longest lasting, when stored properly. Tape isn’t great for active data needs, where you need to read/write the data regularly. Super slow for that. But it’s killer for writing once and then dropping it in storage.

Anyway, same thing with tapes, the length of time they last is a fraction of history, on top of needing proprietary hardware to play them.

For example, there was that recently unearthed pilot of a sketch comedy show from Monty Python’s Graham Chapman and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy’s Douglas Adams. It’s not particularly great, but it was lost to time except for a copy that Chapman had recorded to tape when the show first aired.

Problem was, that tape was so old when it was discovered, it pre-dated VHS and Betamax and was in a format that literally no players existed for anymore. This lead to a long effort to rebuild a player from scratch, which they eventually succeeded, and now it lives on YouTube for weird comedy nerd historians.

Anyway, the point being is that the mediums are short-term storage, for all intents and purposes, and that pretty much goes for all types of media humans uses, going as far back as stone tablets and books. The ones that survived were lucky and most are lost to time due to destruction or environmental degradation. At least with stone tablets and paper all you needed was to understand the language it was written in. Now we’re going to need electricity and knowledge of historical data storage practices and technologies.

So, we’re always losing history, and people who go out of their way to preserve history and put it in modern formats to attempt to keep the data from disappearing forever are doing a service to future human history. I would say, in this way, pirates who remove DRM from media are taking part in an act of historical preservation.

whofearsthenight,

Yeah, I think as long as we can count on some level of society, we have a shot at longer term preservation. Like, computers will continue to get faster, and mediums will continue to get upgraded and transferred and so forth, and we’re kind of already at a point where nothing recorded today needs to be “lost” with some careful planning. There are obvious holes in this, but it’s increasingly less likely to be a problem that the storage medium is the issue (again, caveating that we’re not talking about rebuilding society after a catastrophe or something) and more a problem with what the dependency of reading the data to be saved is, whether it’s transferred on storage formats that maintain data integrity, etc.

Like, we can do redundant backups and so forth, but what if the things we’re backing up are server dependent? Or even simpler shit like Flash games. I really hope that more people writing software especially think about how to keep it usable for a long time.

XEAL, to memes in This is like a nightmare Romanticist version of David Hasselhoff eating that burger

The fact that one AI generated image looks incoherent or shitty doesn’t mean that all AI generated images are.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

A lot of them are like that and that’s actually a good thing.

It’ll be a little while before people can generate photographs that are indistinguishable from the real thing, completely destroying our ability to critically evaluate anything.

So we still have time to stop it.

Ataraxia,

AI takes production out of the hands of corporations like Disney and into the hands of the people. You need a shit ton of money to hire hundreds of artists.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The biggest lie I’ve seen all day

FunkyMonk, to memes in Not today, sorry.

Just another example on how easy it is to divide us and how the class war was lost long.. long... long ago.

dingus,
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It’s the tipped employees who don’t realize they are getting fucked and maybe their clients shouldn’t be the people expected to fill the shortfalls of their paychecks instead of, you know, their boss. It’s not the people who work regular jobs themselves where they are not tipped.

Source: Working the first tipped job I have ever worked and motherfucker these people are entitled. Delivering pizza to poor people living off of disability and judging them for not tipping. It makes me fucking furious. I live in a state with one of the highest minimum wages in the country, it’s not like these people are being paid $2.13 an hour. Depending on the day they can make $30+ an hour when you include tips. They’re so fucking angry and shitty and petty when people don’t tip. It’s like, I guess fuck anyone who just wanted some comfort food in the middle of their shitty lives and it’s not their fault your boss doesn’t pay you better. I have previously only worked jobs where I was never tipped but still had customers acting entitled. People who demand or expect tips on top of the highest minimum wage in the country are fucking crybabies angry at the wrong fucking people. That’s on them, not the people tired of the bullshit tipping culture.

SuperSleuth,

It’s as much on the customers as it is on the workers. Why continue supporting companies that don’t pay livable wages?

Haywire,

The workers don’t want to see tipping go away. They make bank in tips.

Hexarei,
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The unfortunate truth is that they do until they don’t - Anyone I’ve spoken to in the service industry has basically said that they love the good busy nights and the rest is stressful. Nobody should have to worry that they might not get generous enough customers during their workday, else basically starve. What a horrible way to live.

Godort, to memes in And video games made me a monsterfucker
dingus, to memes in The same thing we do every night Pinky
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For those of us not cool enough to “be gay do crime.”

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

There are a few of these. I’ve seen one with a opossum that said “Eat Garbage - Commit Tax Evasion”

backhdlp, to memes in Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.
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There’s apparently a way to figure out why the call ended (hung up or cut off). If you go into airplane mode, it will seem like it was cut off.

TrustingZebra,

I think it’s the difference between the call ending suddenly (hang up) and the call not responding for several seconds before dropping (lost connection).

MstrDialUp, to memes in My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Ah yes, the “Waterfall Paradox”.

If there is no secret behind the waterfall: “Are you kidding me? How could they not put something behind this waterfall?”

If there is a secret behind the waterfall: “Of course they went with the lazy trope of putting a secret behind the waterfall. Typical!”

Granixo, to memes in A perfect fit
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I don’t get it.

Stamets,
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Those are grippy socks. They’re often given to patients when they’re admitted to hospital. Over the past few years they’ve become synonymous with being admitted to a mental health ward.

The meme is saying that they’re afraid of being honest to their therapist because their therapist might admit them to a psych ward against their will.

Psych Ward Socks | Know Your Meme. A version of the meme I posted is even used in there as an example, funnily enough.

spark947, to memes in International game of 'Food Telephone'

Germany is French, right?

ParsnipWitch,

That’s the Belgian flag. But don’t worry, they are so rare and tiny, that it doesn’t make a difference. We eat more Pommes in Germany anyway!

ImFresh3x, to memes in Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

Even people who are the problem need to vent. Sometimes I’m just there for my imperfect friends/family.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is true too. And then comes the delicate art of leading that person to the realisation that changing their behaviour would solve their problems.

stanka, to memes in Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joke’s on you, all my relationships have been successful.

Catsrules,

This sounds like one of those old demotivational poster.

JunkMilesDavis, to memes in The most useful state comparison
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I almost had this half-baked thought about the northwestern moose population being separated from the ones in the northeast, but then I remembered that they don't need passports to get into Canada.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Immigration loophole!

HamBrick,

Step one: become Moose Step two: cross border unregulated Step three: profit

ComradeSpood, to memes in The most useful state comparison
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Maine mentioned!

Ertebolle,

They mentioning Maine up in here

nulluser, to memes in Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for it

I don’t understand why so many people can’t just go get their own damn food. Uber eats hasn’t been around long enough for you all to have forgotten what you did before, has it? How did you survive back then?

wlsnt,

Once a month I get home from work so tired that nothing in the world will convince me not to go home, order a pizza and wait for it while laying on the couch. I deserve that and I will do it, no matter how much “back in the days” you people throw at me, I’m busy and tired

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