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rekabis, to risa in Huh, I'm closer to being Borg than I realized.

Cable management doesn’t matter if:

  1. You only care if it works
  2. You have the accumulated memories of trillions of prior drones, including the ones who built that mess in the first place, so you already know what each cable does and where it goes.
wahming,

I built the mess under my desk, that doesn’t mean I know what the cables do any more.

CheeryLBottom, to starwarsmemes in How do you do I see you met my faithful robot friend

I can’t unsee that

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender
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…then, the fire nation’s toilet shattered, and war broke out as they attempted to find a new toilet

RIP_Cheems, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
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The school shutting that email down

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
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Ok, hear me out…we use a North Korean fifa world cup as a coverup to rescue the citizens from the country.

charonn0, to risa in This is why we hate you
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OK, fine. You can be crummy quadrant alpha; we’ll be quadrant one.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to starwarsmemes in The (NotQuite) Grandmasters
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They never told me you were flammable

redballooon, to comicstrips in I mean... Where's the chainmail? [GoodBearComics]

I don’t get it.

Stamets,
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Well, the father says to the son to practice safe sex. Ten years later the son is in a sexual encounter that involves lethal weaponry being used, thereby making it inherently unsafe sex. The son says “I don’t think my dad would approve” because he’s referencing the safe sex conversation from childhood.

CCF_100, to comicstrips in Kidz Zone - Last Place Comics

Welp, that’s horrifying

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Just follow their rules, and you won’t be added to the collection.

CCF_100,

Oh hi Locutus Oh wait, I mean Picard!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Beep boop

luciferofastora, to memes in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

Not me gearing up for a phone call half a dozen times this week only for the phone to be occupied every damn time I call until I just can’t get myself to call anymore

MooseBoys, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

I’m in this meme and I’m kind of okay with it.

M68040, to memes in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
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I almost swear I could go digging in my closet and find the comically oversized Osiris skate shoes I had in high school in 2010

WashedOver, to memes in Does it come with Existential Angst?
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Is this Fonzie thinking of the 50s in his 50s?

MonkderZweite, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

What did the toilet do to you?!

darcy, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
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sorry but so what. we dont need to know everthing

gunpachi,

I used to say the same thing to my highschool history teacher. Little did I know, it would help me later on. I’m not talking about pointless dates - it’s the lessons that matter.

One can’t know everything, but knowing some of it enables us to prevent the mistakes that we would have made otherwise.

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