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potat, to memes in Why doesn't the media cover this?
degen,

Anybody know where I could find a massive dataset of release dates to build a generator for these?

wethegreenpeople, to comicstrips in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Letterboxd is pretentious, which is a good way to find ✨cinema✨, but if you just want to turn your brain off and watch an Adam Sandler movie or something, letterboxd is not the platform to look at reviews

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unless you’re reading the reviews to find silly shitposts

OldManBOMBIN, to starwarsmemes in The whovians didnt like this. May the Earl Grey be with you, Allons-y Harry!

The left hand disturbs me. Otherwise, I like this a lot.

ironhydroxide, to comicstrips in Things just keep happening [ADHDinos]

Damn right in the feels. Exactly how the interaction between myself (brain) and my boss(dino) feels.

PrincessLeiasCat, to starwarsmemes in The whovians didnt like this. May the Earl Grey be with you, Allons-y Harry!

Does this make Jean-Luc Luke’s father?

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Sometimes with a very minor change to make it patentable again.
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Meth on the street: $40

Meth when they sing the name of the pill to you in a fancy commercial: $180

Xttweaponttx, to memes in It's just more convenient

Teams room technician here. Just wanna say= fuck teams. For the love of god, use any implementation of video conferencing besides teams.

One small detail that encapsulates all that’s wrong with teams= the software that runs the room-scale experience frequently refers to itself as ‘skype for business’, even in current, official documentation from Microsoft. Hell, the (well known) default password for the system is the acronym ‘sfb’.

Please. If you’re spec’ing new software for video conferencing, use anything but teams.

general_kitten, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things

i love that i found out that if i whistle at a rising pitch from about 2000hz to 2300hz my cat will instantly stop whatever she is doing and come to me

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

What if you do 1999hz

hydrospanner,

Party like you’re Prince.

Lophostemon, to memes in America from a European perspective

Surprisingly accurate.

Stamets, to risa in The Borg cube
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

We are the Gamblers. Lower your odds and surrender your bets. We will integrate your winning strategies and lucky numbers into our own. Your fortune will adapt to increase our jackpot.

loopedcandle, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things

I didn’t realize this was a BDSM instance.

GrayBackgroundMusic, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things

I know not everyone is wired this way, but my pet follows me around room-to-room and I LOVE IT.

canthidium,
@canthidium@lemmy.world avatar

My ex HATED the dogs following her room-to-room, but I love it. It just makes me laugh how they can’t help but want to know what I’m doing.

transientDCer,

One of my dogs does this to my wife and it drives her insane haha.

Kyrinar,

One of ours does it too. Doesn’t bother us, but she follows so closely she gets herself stepped on

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Cats pretend don’t love you, but they fallow you to wharever room you are just to be there.

Fester,

My cat anticipates where I’m going and stands in the way or walks slowly. He seems to think if I trip on him then he deserves extra food or treats as compensation. It’s cat insurance fraud and it’s ruining the economy.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

None of my cats follow me from room to room but they all do follow me when I’m outside it’s honestly pretty nice until they start hanging out exactly where I’m throwing firewood honestly thank goodness they fear chainsaws and me telling them to move it

sharkfucker420, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Mine just starts screaming

Diprount_Tomato, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Then you remember your pet died years ago

SlikPikker,

Their ghosts are always welcome. Not you though.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Who said it was their ghost?

Also, fuck you particularly

Mac, to memes in Healthy work/life balance

How to sleep:

Step 1. No phone/TV/screens in the bedroom
Step 2. No screens 30 min before going to bed
Step 3. Go to bed at the same time each night
Step 4. Set yourself up to actually get enough sleep

Try this for 6 weeks and then if you seriously still cant sleep discuss with a doctor.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

thing is, this is basically just saying “just sleep bro”, i can’t do any of these things.

if i go without screens i will go mad from boredom, if i go to bed the same time each night i will lie awake in bed until i go mad with boredom or get up because fuck that noise, and what does “set yourself up to get enough sleep” even mean? that’s terribly vague.

i have yet to find anything that lets me get even vaguely consistently good sleep, i’ve tried all the things people say to do and it does NOTHING if it’s even feasible in the first place.

Meowoem,

Yeah people giving simplistic life advice generally don’t understand the actual issues because they don’t have the problem, it’s painfully common especially with things like insomnia, anxiety, and similar ‘just don’t worry about things’, ‘have you tried not being depressed and just going out and doing stuff?’, ‘just lay down and wait until you sleep’

I can lay my head on a pillow after a long walk, no screen time and all the other shit they say and still spend the entire night caught in churning and bubbling anxiety that builds and builds until I’m as wired as a crackhead.

I’m not saying don’t try things people suggest but I guess don’t expect them to work and beat yourself up with them. If you can’t find something that works for you then see a doctor about getting sleep drugs, while you meme seems to be pushing the Puritanical idea that anything but a natural life is bad that’s totally stupid and op should be ashamed.

We’re complex biological machines that go wrong in a myriad of ways, it’s perfectly fine to require the addition of outside substances to moderate and control your health - honestly future generations will probably be shocked how few people used sleep aids.

Of course not every drug works the same on everyone and many can have negative side effects so it can take some shopping around but talk to medical professionals.

(Full disclosure I don’t take medical sleep aids due to other complications but I know many who do and swear by them)

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