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PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in Pain

I better not play games else I won’t get to bed until 4am. I’ll watch YouTube/tiktok instead because it has lots of stopping points and I can pause it.

Not me watching YouTube/tiktok videos until 4am

Hupf, to memes in It can become anything
UlyssesT, to memes in Every Job person now

Work culture is being tuned to the point that everyone is miserable in it except those that find the work itself to be pleasure in a “hustlegrind sigma mindset” culty way.

Levsgetso, to memes in It can become anything

I still have some cool sticks that I’ve found. I need to get rid of them but I can’t bring myself to throw them out

SpicyLizards, to memes in Every Job person now

Beautiful servitude, how I love thee

hiramfromthechi, to memes in Pain
@hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world avatar

Revenge bedtime syndrome. It’s legit.

Source: it’s 4 am right now

DharmaCurious, to memes in It can become anything
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Girls, too. I grew up with this girl that always collected cool looking sticks, rocks, et cetera. Her room looked like what a bedroom would look like if a raven made a wish to be human. Ended up wiccan, and still collects cool sticks and rocks. Haha.

glowie, to memes in Pain
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

Another rail, another hour

backhdlp, to memes in Pain
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s past 10 am and I’m yet to go to bed

ninjan, (edited ) to memes in It can become anything

Kids even I’d say. One of my kids collects them. He has a pile in the barn of hundreds of sticks that no one is to touch.

doctorn, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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Express_pickle,

Wait sim ejector holders exist?!

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Got it a 7 years ago, haven’t lost the ejector since… Even amazes myself everytime I need it and it’s still there… 😅 Before this mine usually didn’t last a week.

Express_pickle,

Damn you really are a responsible person, I mean 7 years and you’ve kept it and looked after it lol

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

More like 7 years of occasional surprise it’s still there. 😅😂

Express_pickle,

I can imagine what it’s like to find it a year or two later and being like “Damn this thing still exists” lmao

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Ngl, every time I go look for it out of need I totally expect it to be long gone. I might physically look at it every time I open my wallet, but it became so much part of the ‘background’ that I never actually see it at those times. 😅

Express_pickle,

The worst type of objects are the ones that are smack in front of you but you don’t see them because you don’t use them often enough.

It’s like holding your phone in your hand then spacing out, then when you zone in again you try looking for your phone which is still in your hand but because you spaced out and are used to it being in your hand often, you naturally forgot and thought you lost it.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Yeah, I’ve even been known to move my phone (off of a junk-basket, nb) to check if my phone wasn’t under it… Took me way too long before I realized that… Kinda reminds me of this: 😅

https://i.redd.it/4tbin31786191.gif

Express_pickle,

I laughed way to much watching that video, the amount of times I’ve done something similar to you is sad

Fuck_u_spez_,

That wallet has seen some serious shit.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Yeah, I urgently need a new one but I keep postponing and forgetting. 😅 It used to be a cheap fake leather one which looked cool, has a crocodile head on the outside in it, and just plainly looked cool. Now, 5 years later, all the leather, except for the crocodile head, has proven to be a thin layer that has come off over time and what remains is a completely exposed (again, except for the crocodile head) black rubbery underlayer. 😅 Oh, well, it cost me €5 or something, I guess 5 years was a good service at that price…

dudinax, to memes in Impossible

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

Caradoc879,

Lol yep gamer parents know all the tricks. We came up with them.

ericbomb,

Oh I’m actually playing age of empires 2 black forest tonight.

Dudewitbow,

Starts a forest nothing game

ericbomb,

On turbo?..

On turbo right?

Dudewitbow,

Forest Nothing…

Slow…

Huns/Turks only (no onager)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Honestly, still your fault for starting that mess before dinner

ericbomb,

How was i supposed to know 1v1 vikings only on HD patch was gonna take so long???

fireweed, to memes in Impossible

Then the years go on, the kid becomes an adult and begins cooking for themselves. The first meal they make for someone else they realize (1) how difficult it is to estimate when a meal will be done (2) how much work goes into cooking, especially for a whole family and (3) how hurtful and disruptive it is when the person you’re cooking for decides they’d rather eat your food when it’s cold and gross and everyone else has already finished eating and are trying to clean up. And that’s not even incorporating the social elements of family dinner time the kid is eschewing. I didn’t understand as a kid why my parents were so adamant about family dinner, but as an adult it’s something I’m really glad they enforced.

Alexstarfire,

I’ve cooked for others at home before. I do not care what they do after the meal is ready.

Soleos,

Yeah well there’s cooking as in purely functional preparation of nutrients, and then there’s cooking as in a process of caring for others by creating a worthwhile experience of food that is needed, engaging, and delicious. The downside is this experience usually has a time limit dependent on time and others’ availability (eating hot food together). It’s sad for such effort to go to waste. The alternative extreme to this kind of nurturing is abandoning the idea that family time over meals is worthwhile and just shitting out nutrient bricks so the children don’t starve. I don’t think anyone really wins in the long run with that.

BambiDiego,

You’re right, but also remember to say it out loud.

Communication is so underrated but I guarantee most people would listen and be willing to accommodate you more if you just bring it up casually, instead of waiting until they discover it for themselves or until you blow up from being frustrated and underappreciated

Chetzemoka,

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  • blanketswithsmallpox,

    GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND EAT.

    IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT EAT WITH EVERYONE, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN DISHES.

    YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT JUST AN ENTIRE HEAD OF LETTUCE FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT EAT DRY RAMEN WITH NO SEASONING FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT EAT JUST GREEN BEANS FOR DINNER.

    YOU CANNOT SKIP DINNER THEN EAT NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD AT MIDNIGHT WHEN EVERYONE GOES TO BED.

    Repeated ad nauseum for half a decade.

    sevenapples, (edited )

    I disagree with (1), especially for parents that cook the same 10-20 meals over and over. Even if the time it takes to cook a certain meal on your kitchen is different than the one stated at the recipe, you can note it down and get a reliable average after 5 tries.

    It’s annoying that some parents can’t even do that to minimize the fights around dinner time and shift all the blame to the kids.

    ShustOne,

    Exactly! When you’re a teenager it’s hard to appreciate these things. I know I definitely took it for granted but I at least respected my family enough to not start an online game around dinner time.

    IWantToFuckSpez, to memes in Impossible

    At least offline games can be saved anytime nowadays. I remember so many screaming matches with my parents having to explain that I need to find a save point first.

    SeekPie,

    Me when My Summer Car:

    CADmonkey,

    I looooove that I can save my game in BG3 at basically any time, and I love even more that I can walk away from the game for a minute, even mid-combat, to do something.

    bitsplease,

    The first handheld that shipped with the ability to suspend was a gamechanger for me as a kid

    TimeSquirrel, (edited ) to memes in Impossible
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

    VOwOxel,

    Although that is true, they might not be as familiar with the concept of online multiplayer games, which rose in popularity much later. The odds of someone’s parents having played, for example, Quake or Unreal Tournament in their childhoods are considerably lower.

    MNByChoice,

    Quake was released in 1996, 27 years ago. College students likely played Quake at the time.

    “Mom” likely knows her shit.

    TimeSquirrel, (edited )
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

    meekah, (edited )
    @meekah@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, in your bubble maybe. I can assure you the majority of people your age barely grasp the concept of the internet, let alone online gaming. Same goes for people in their 20s. It’s like cars for many people. Sure, they know very well how to use them, but have no idea about what other people do with their cars, like racing or off-roading. They might have some rough idea of what it probably is, but no clue about all the intricacies.

    Nowadays most people use the internet, but that doesn’t mean they understand the pain when someone leaves your online match. Not everybody is playing online games, let alone online games where a leaving teammate actually matters.

    VOwOxel, (edited )

    I think you are right. There are many people in their 40s who grew up with online games, my father included :). Although I am still fairly certain that online games weren’t as prevalent back then as they are today, thus many parents don’t quite grasp the concept.

    EDIT: I would like to add that even people who didn’t play online games, such as my mother, still played on the atari, for example, and know the concept of “unpauseable” games. So I think that it mostly comes down to demographic. In my group of school friends (a few years ago) some parents were in the know and others weren’t.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

    ursakhiin,

    Who do you think was playing Quake and Unreal Tournament if not the parents of today’s youth?

    PeepinGoodArgs,

    My wife of a year younger than me is the mom in the meme. I’m 35. The joke is still alive!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

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