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wombatula, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

I have never met a person (that wasn’t chronically online) in real life that cares about Pineapple Pizza, it’s a silly internet meme.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Well, of course since you don’t meet chronically online people IRL by definition.

theKalash, (edited )

What? That joke/meme is way older than the internet. You should meet more people.

wombatula,

My entire life I have met hundreds of people that don’t mind pineapple pizza, I have been to dozens of school, work, and social functions where there was pineapple pizza, and nobody has ever complained. Literally decades of people eating it without complaining, or not eating it but also not complaining.

I never heard a single human being mention it until it became an internet meme, and the only people that have ever mentioned it IRL were chronically online individuals.

But sure it’s me not knowing enough people, what a fucking rude and condescending thing to say.

theKalash, (edited )

Oh, I’m sorry. I must have missed when they assigned your life to be the universal standard for all expirences. Guess if it never happend to you it doesn’t exist.

Talking about being fucking condescending.

wombatula,

More likely you surround yourself with petty people who complain about minor things, and chronically online trolls who think their le epic memes are reality. Can you imagine complaining about what other people eat? What does it matter to you, how egotistical are you that you want to complain that other people eat pineapple on pizza, what a childish thing to do.

Also bonus points for hypocritically saying my experience can’t be real, while yours is objective reality. No, you are just from a region or social group that has abandoned civility and politeness, and cannot possibly fathom anyone disagreeing with them without being rude and condescending to them.

Blocked, go kick rocks kid.

Smoogs,

I’ve run into too many of them, they are most definitely out there even if you haven’t personally run into them.

Boxtifer,

Cool. Whatever you experience is the only truth. What else do you wanna teach the world today?

wombatula,

What a rude thing to say, so nobody is allowed to hold an opinion that you disagree with? Or share their experience if it doesn’t agree with yours? Do you not see how hypocritical your statement is, or how needlessly hostile it was presented?

AMillionNames,

Wait, there are internet memes that are not silly?

Aganim,

I know a few in real life. And they can sod right off while I devour my Pizza “Crime Against Humanity”. 🍍

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Once you see what brazil does to pizza you’ll never care about pineapple again.

wombatula,

Related, Japan does some horrific things too.

Krauerking,

What don’t like mayonnaise and frozen vegetable mix of carrots and beans on your soft sloppy pizza? Why not?

RememberTheApollo_, to memes in Impossible

lol, and the kid starts a new match anyway.

m0darn,

Games need a ‘this is the last match for me’ switch. The number of times I’ve reflexively requeued (or been auto requeued) when I meant to do something else is a large number.

RememberTheApollo_,

Yeah, ditto…“Ok, just one more match…”

nfsu2, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

If I have 5, what does that make me?

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Mr. Five poker.

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Impossible
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The people who grew up having to explain games that don’t pause are old and have kids now.

It’s just a pity he’s too young for Disco Elysium. Oh well, at least he’s enjoying Chrono Trigger.

original_reader,

People who have kids now are old?

You haven’t lived long yet, have you? 🙂

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Gatekeeping oldness: the surest sign of someone worth talking to

button_masher,

You’re not allowed to feel “old” until you hit 150 years. Then maybe you can start thinking about retiring.

Damn youngsters complaining about their hips and brains at the ripe age of 75. I pity the coming generation.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Real old people have no pity for the young. Get your own planet to ruin, kiddo! 💪👴

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a kid. I sure feel old these days.

ColeSloth, to memes in Impossible

I’m 40 and grew up gaming. Your mom is probably younger and also grew up around games. Online gaming has been a thing since the 90’s. Your parents aren’t like my parents were. They won’t call your Playstation a Nintendo.

Cysioland, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I bought a box of them on AliExpress

0x2d,

why

odelik,

To resell them on Amazon for $4.99 a pop to rubes that don’t buy a box on AliExpress for $4.99

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Because I keep losing/breaking them (also I like randomly gifting them to people)

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

Not only i have one, i once made use of it to someone on a bus ride who randomly needed to swap the sim card. I happened to sit next to him.

razieltakato, (edited ) to memes in I lose mine last month :(
Lunachocken,

I thought there was a hole in your hand I didn’t see the metal. I just saw straight through them. Wtf

JackbyDev,

You should put them all on a keyring!

Spoonbit, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I fixit gang. If you did not know, some of the ifixit kits have a screwdriver bit that is just for that

Jumpinship,

Every screwdriver lie I’ve bought has these

cmhe, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I am not responsible for most of the random stuff I own, but at least for that thing I found a good place. I keep it between the back of my phone and my phone case. I have to remove the case anyway to access the slot, and then it is just right there available.

Jumpinship,

I can always find a random thing to do it. It’s also possibly to pry it from the gap sometimes

dog_, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine on my keys :)

bigFab,

I’ve tried that. Too painful

dog_,

I’m sorry :(

bstix, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

Only Satan would design a hole that is smaller than the end of a bent paperclip when the entire purpose of the hole is to put something into it.

wandermind,

How else can you sell an iPoker 4X?

bigkahuna1986,

You’re still using the 4X? Lol, get yourself an 8Max and thank me later.

clearleaf,

I did but I’m still saving up for the handle

bobs_monkey,

An earring pokey works too, just wipe off any schmutz

nonailsleft,

For a Korean, the hole doesn’t need to be that big

SARGEx117,

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  • CleoTheWizard,
    @CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

    For anyone else who ever has this problem, there are easier ways than a paper clip and hammer.

    I have used pencil lead (0.5mm) successfully. You get a short piece and push hard, it might hurt your thumb a bit but it works. Obviously most needles work but I have used things like safety pins from the back of a shirt pin. I’ve also used the tip of mechanical pencils in a pinch. And if you’re crafty you can do something (carefully) with a toothpick and a knife to shave the tip down. Dumbest thing I’ve ever used is a disposable flosser that had a toothpick on the end. I also used that to clean USB C ports. All of these also similarly work on small reset buttons on routers and such.

    clearleaf,

    I usually take a needle of some kind and clip the point off so it’s not as sharp.

    Djtecha, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

    flashgnash,

    Ah yes, phone cases I definitely use those

    Globulart,

    Seriously? Are you just 100% confident you’ll never drop it? Or replacing a phone isn’t a big deal for you?

    I hate to think how many phones I’d have broken without a case.

    flashgnash,

    I just buy durable phones, I very rarely drop them nowadays but if I do the worst that happens is a scratch or dent. Last two times I’ve broken a phone have been jumping in a pool forgetting it was in my pocket (usually buy waterproof for this reason) and falling on a rock with it in my pocket

    First one no case would have prevented short of one of the ultra rugged outdoorsey ones, second one only the cases with the front cover flap thing might have stopped

    Only time I’ve broken a phone by dropping it is when I had an iPhone 4 handmedown, I swear those things were designed to break

    Globulart, (edited )

    Fair enough, you might be surprised at what a case does to protect the screen too though, if it lands (or something lands) heavily on a corner it’ll likely break the screen to the point it needs replacing. A case will absorb 99% of the force. .

    My phone has fallen out of a pocket that I forgot to zip up while mountain biking on more than one occasion, so I wouldn’t trust myself with a naked phone any longer than absolutely necessary.

    drathvedro,

    I don’t find them useful. Unless you’re talking about a huge sponge of a case, or those crazy corner ball ones, it doesn’t really make a difference. If a phone is prone to cracks it’s going to crack, with or without the case.

    Globulart,

    That’s not really true. The most likely initial impact point is the corners, and the corners are always protected and take the brunt of the impact. A decent spigen case will save you from cracks pretty effectively.

    drathvedro,

    Dunno, just my personal observation is that the heavier the phone is the more likely it is to crack, just from the sheer amount of mass the case has to dampen. I’ve seen heavy phones, in protective cases and even those marketed as “rugged” crack from minor falls, and lightweight cheap shit survive the nastiest of falls. What you’re probably referring to is those cases with thick rubber pads on the corners, but most cases are like half a mm thick wraps, which, IMO, won’t help squat in a fall.

    Globulart,

    Yeha I’m talking about a decent spigen or something ideally. I can’t really speak to the phone condom things but I’m sure there’s some improvement even there, if only slight compared to a proper case.

    Nothing is completely protecting your phone from everything of course, and if you drop it screen first on a rock you’re probably gonna have a bad time, but those drops are much less common than dropping it on a flat surface where the corner will always take the initial impact.

    Dra, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I have had one i keep on my keyring for 6 years. Recommended

    Ookami38,

    I had a roommate who did that. The number of times I stabbed myself with that begs to disagree lol.

    Dra,

    I havent had an issue as its mostly flat between two larger keys

    ViktorSoy, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @ViktorSoy@hexbear.net avatar

    I use a heroin syringe.

    dutchkimble,

    Pro tip right here, it juices up the performance

    JackbyDev,

    If you use a used one, hey, that’s just up cycling!

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