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jetsetdorito, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

aka fancy paperclip

kubica, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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Yay, what's my prize?

Mothra,
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You can now go on a resetting rampage

radioactiveradio,

Sounding

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Hoarder status.

kubica,
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Finally being recognized after so many years of "why do you save that?".

FartsWithAnAccent,
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This is your moment!

Catsrules,

You can eject sims cards whenever you want.

tja, to memes in But I check for Sweet
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I don’t need to be high for that

SpaceNoodle, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It’s spelled argument

PmMeFrogMemes,

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU

kryptonianCodeMonkey, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

sag,

Can confirm. My Dad is literally a unspoken chef.

guyrocket, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I just think to myself: What would a robot do?

hungryphrog, to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

Are you stalking me? Because this meme has been very accurate for me lately.

KnightontheSun,

Like right now. Now.

Man who run in front of bus gets tired while man who runs behind bus is exhausted.

I need some sleep.

ArbitraryValue, to memes in Really?

I knew I was an adult when I started hoping that if I got sick, I would get sick on the weekend.

mojo, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Ok but why sugar taste so good

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

CALORIE

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Because natural foods are sweet when they’re the most nutritious.

Fruit, for example, or carrots (which convert it’s starches into sugars to avoid freezing.)

Prior to modern food preservation and heavily processed foods, getting calories was hard enough on its own, so we’re primed to seek calorie rich food.

We’ve evolved- technologically- to the point that’s no longer true, but our biology hasn’t caught up yet.

EveningPancakes,

Because it’s seasoned with diabetes

dangblingus, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Raw veggies taste great, we’re just used to tasting nothing but salt and sugar in our food these days we think veg tastes bad.

hooded_squid,

I mean food shouldn't be salted to the point that it tastes salty, just to the point that it tastes good

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

This!

Boiled carrots 🤮

Raw carrots 👍

Boiled broccoli 🤮

Raw broccoli 👍

And so on

MrPoopyButthole, to comicstrips in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein
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Some of the ones you post are so good! Haha this one made me chuckle!

AlexSup21, to comicstrips in "Popcorn" by Chrishallbeck

I love Chris Hallbeck’s comics.

positiveWHAT, to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic

If you note it down for later, the brain thinks of it as done :D Now you can gather up loads of shit to do at once.

edgemaster72, (edited )
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I’m not being lazy, I’m just batching the tasks for future me to complete, it’s more efficient this way I swear!

jopepa, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

21Cabbage,

You imagine finally passing a kidney stone in a public bathroom and it hits the bowl just right so the toilet fucking explodes.

jopepa,

Once you get used to the pain and learn to control it like wolverine they’re actually pretty useful. Lights are one but you’re already sitting down with your snacks and popcorn, zip, ping, solved.

Dasnap, to memes in Chances are never zero.
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I literally walked into my grandparents’ garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.

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