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son_named_bort, to memes in It's so annoying

Are you the Senate Minority Leader?

unreachable, to comicstrips in "Pretendship" by Chris Hallbeck
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“it’s just business, nothing personal”

Destraight, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This comic is old

Sowhatever,

So am I. Who cares.

PeriodicallyPedantic, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Correction: Why is tasty unhealthy food so much easier than tasty healthy food?

vixven_random,

Have you tried eating those unhealthy food raw/unseasoned? With enough butter/sugar anything will taste like heaven

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Adding enough butter, sugar, salt, etc is easy, and makes it unhealthy. Making it taste good without lots of butter, sugar, salt is hard.

That’s kind of my entire point

Grippler,

Tasty unhealthy foods are also way tastier than even the tastiest veggie dish.

Honytawk,

That is only true in the meat addicted West.

Go to India and get yourself some nice authentic curry.

Grippler,

You’re falsely assuming that junk food is always meat based. But a curry dish ain’t got nothing on a deep fried Snickers.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

From what I understand, it’s that foods containing lots of fats, sugars, salt etc aren’t normally unhealthy, out in the wild. When you’re worried about not starving, foods with energy storage substances like sugar are a good thing, and the amount you’ll get in some wild fruit or something isn’t bad. Salt is an essential thing to get enough of, and overabundance of it in food isn’t common. So, rather than evolve some ability to know exactly what substances we need and only want to eat food with those exact things, we have the evolutionary shortcut of “sweet things are good, fatty things are good, salty things are usually good, etc”. Our biology hasn’t really evolved to for the possibility of us farming stuff that contains sugar on an industrial scale, extracting and concentrating that sugar, and then putting unnaturally large concentrations of it in everything.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

That is my understanding as well. But that wouldn’t work in the context of the joke, where god just designed everything.

Fermion, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

mrlovenstein.com/comic/1155

Here’s a direct link to the artist’s page.

GustavoM, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Beep boop" by Chris Hallbeck
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

“You are laying on a (recently cleaned) floor. Your owner is outside, enjoying a nice, casual jogging. But for some reason none of those matters because HIS WALLET IS ON THE TABLE!”

“What are you going to do?”

“1) Munch wallet 2) Bite the wallet once, on its right side 3) Piss on the wallet 4) Bark”

"You’ve chosen – “Bark.”

“You let a wild bark come out of your mouth. Congratulations, it provoked your primal instincts to EAT THE WALLET WHOLE!”

elxeno, to comicstrips in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein
AgentGrimstone, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

Sterile_Technique, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
mack7400, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

Flyberius, to memes in Continuous calculation
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Yeah. I do this. The number gradually gets smaller as I fail to fall asleep

Epicurus0319, (edited ) to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

(Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

TurnItOff_OnAgain, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

It’s just on Hard Mode

Candelestine, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My nose only takes sugar :(

irmoz, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

You’re a nuss.

That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

ridethisbike,

Nah I’m good fam

Kase,

The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

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