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uis, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Those fire hydrants will haunt me in nightmares

Rambi,

Especially because the answers to these captchas are used to train self driving car AI, so if you fuck it up the self driving cars will crash and you will have blood on your hands :/

Anonymousllama, to memes in Get out my head

This is my favorite by far

coffeebiscuit, to memes in But My memory is shit.

BrainCoin ™

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The original coin, where you have personal debts to each other.

Dkarma, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Christians waiting for jeebus

JohnDClay, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Let me locate it for you

paddirn, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.

It’s also crazy that astronomers didn’t go with the objectively cooler ‘Ouranos’ spelling of the name, and instead went with the ‘Your Anus’ spelling.

Capricorn_Geriatric,

Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”

Hegar,

presumably not the same cave he was having sex with

It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.

That's the actual myth.

mapiki,

Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

humorlessrepost, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

That beats the current sharpie record!

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Suddenly glad I’m married to a woman who asked for Lego sets for her birthday.

hunter2, to comicstrips in "Internet" by ChrissHallbeck

You cannot be hated, if you don’t interact with people 😎

DessertStorms, to memes in Blessing from God
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Don't threaten me with a good time.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Omgarm, to comicstrips in "Internet" by ChrissHallbeck

Not just cat videos, but cat memes as well!

palitu, to memes in Never Stop

Up vote for saying bouy correctly!

UlyssesT, to memes in Every Job person now

Work culture is being tuned to the point that everyone is miserable in it except those that find the work itself to be pleasure in a “hustlegrind sigma mindset” culty way.

TheBig2023Meltdown, to memes in Pain

But then I have a free morning! Ive been awake since 7am on my phone and it’s now 10 30 and I’m still in bed, unbothered lol

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You obviously don’t have kids ! 😁 They are easily awake at 7 am but the time from 10 pm (thats when I am usually done with cleaning up for the day) to 2 am is mine. 🙃

blackn1ght,

Yup. My day starts at like 10pm because it’s spent taking care of everyone else’s needs first.

TheBig2023Meltdown,

Yup you’re correct. I don’t have any children, I do have loud siblings but they won’t come to me and disturb me lol

I do like to stay up but I end up “resting my eyes” and falling asleep with my phone not on charge hahaha

UnverifiedAPK, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

You guys aren’t just using eSIMs?

6mementomori, (edited )

i have never heard of such a thing how does it work

AstridWipenaugh,

I use an esim with a Pixel and Google Fi. The setup process is this:

  1. Sign in to Google account
  2. Complete normal phone setup
  3. Confirm notification prompt to use this device with my fi account
  4. Never make phone calls ew gross
glibg10b,

Can you still receive calls and SMS messages?

AstridWipenaugh, (edited )

Yep! I have a normal phone number and get unlimited voice and sms, and 5g data metered data at $10/GB. They have an unlimited plan too, but metered works best for me. It’s actually serviced by ATT and Verizon IIRC, so you connect to whichever is best.

WereCat,

Both

veroxii,

As someone traveling to other countries a few times a year, eSims have been a game changer.

Dasnap, (edited )
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

They’re also good for SD card slots.

kenopsik,

These little ejector tools are useful for more than just SIM cards. CD/DVD ROM drives have force eject buttons inside tiny little holes that these can reach and push. Many hardware reset buttons are also hidden inside tiny holes.

You could use an unfolded paperclip in a pinch. One of my air purifiers has a reset button inside a hole that is slightly too thin for the paper lips I have on hand. But the SIM ejector tool I keep around fits perfectly.

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