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UnrepententProcrastinator, to memes in Later me will manage

Nothing like the pressure of last minute to be productive!

danque, to memes in It's so annoying
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly when sick and the head is cloudy. You’ll be like, “I have slept for 15 hours, I don’t feel well, but what now”

DigitalTraveler42, to memes in Really?

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

ReakDuck,

Ok, cool

DigitalTraveler42,

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

InfiniteWisdom,
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

Guru_Insights99,

Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

H3wastooshort,

Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

Ataraxia,

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

ArbitraryValue, to memes in Really?

I knew I was an adult when I started hoping that if I got sick, I would get sick on the weekend.

UltraMagnus0001, to memes in Really?

I’m usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I’m tired and should go to bed.

theotherone, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Ooooo, I love role playing!

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

This comic is what happens to me when I enter a dungeon and roll 1 for a perception check.

guyrocket, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That guy needs a new gf.

pressanykeynow,

That girl needs a new bf.

Todesschnitzel,

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

name_NULL111653,

Just summon a few succubi, they’ll be glad to join in.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Later me will manage
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The stress is what gives me the motivation to do the work. So no.

colonelp4nic,
Plibbert, to memes in Really?

Nah I think that’s called depression.

Christos, to memes in Really?
@Christos@sh.itjust.works avatar

No thats called working a sad job and having a sad life

jollyrogue, to memes in Really?

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

jollyrogue,

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

son_named_bort, to memes in Really?

I do enjoy going home. It’s better than going to work.

thorbot, to memes in Really?

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

TwoBeeSan,

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

CADmonkey, to memes in Really?

This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it’s bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

I don’t understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

ExcessivelyNoisy, to memes in Really?

I think that’s called depression

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